The Cyclist

On a small country road, a cyclist was was rolling happily on his brand new high-tech race machine. Local rednecks have been following him in their pick-up for a few hundred meters, and decided to scare the hell out of the cyclist. So they passed him real fast and also real close to try to send him into the ditch. They all laughed as they watched the white-faced cyclist by the pick-up's rear window. But to their surprise, the cyclist began to gain speed on them and passed them on the right like a bullet.

Standing the gas pedal, the pick-up passed the cyclist again real close while the passengers were doing some impolite gestures but as before, the cyclist quickly gained on the truck and passed him on the right again. Going down a hill, the redneck slammed the gearbox into fifth gear and passed the cyclist at around 100 miles per hour. This time, the cyclist passed the truck again so fast that he flew off the road.

The rednecks stopped their truck and found the cyclist lying in the middle of a field. They picked up the cyclist and asked him what kind of bicycle he was using.
"Never mind" replied the cyclist, "I'm just glad we stopped. My suspenders were caught on your rearview mirror...!"

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