A Day Off

So you want a day off? Lets take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 yours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 min each doay of coffee breaks, which accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normal spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leave you only 20 days available for work.

We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available time is down to 15 days.

We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves 1 day for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!!!

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