Darn Kids

A salesman calls this house, and the 3 year old son answers the phone.

The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your mother?"

The boy whispers in a very low voice, "She's busy."

The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your daddy?"

The kid whispers again, in a very low voice, "He's busy too."

The salesman then asks, "Is there anyone else there?"

The tot replies in the same quiet voice, "A policeman."

The salesman inquires, "Can I talk to the policeman?"

The boy repeats again, in a low whisper, "He's busy too."

The salesman again questions him and asks, "Is there anyone else there?"

The kid comes back in a whisper, "A fireman."

The salesman then wants to know if he can talk to the fireman.And once again the tot whispers, "He's busy too."

By now the salesman is really wondering what is going on.

He asks the boy, "What are they all doing?"

The little rug-rat replies, still in a very low whisper...

Looking for me."

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