These are actual excuse
notes from parents (including spelling):
My son is under a doctor's
care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute
him.
Please excuse Lisa for being
absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse
John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and
also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from
Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from
P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree
and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because
he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday
because he was playing football. He was hurt in the
growing part.
Megan could not come to
school today because she has been bothered by very
close veins.
Chris will not be in school
cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday
from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for
being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots
leak.
Irving was absent yesterday
because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for
being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Jennifer for
missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday
paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a
week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent
yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for
being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not
breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being
absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday
as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has
been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December
11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache
and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever
and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever
and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore
throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.