Logo Description: Oop's - Sorry - Censored!
Dedication: For the creative use of inappropriate [politically challenged] or [socially explicit] subject matter.
Including culturally suggestive jestures and graphic representations,
To promote better interpersonal communication and greater international understanding.
Logo Description: A smashed magnifying glass, a crushed pare of glasses. Next to a small monitor with a cracked screen, and a spilled cup of coffee.
Dedication: For the creative mis-use and user-abuse by overriding the user preference interface in any browser.
Including: hide and seek buttons and graphic icons, auto scroll and flash presentations.
The use of strange fixed fonts, and animated images to small to be seen clearly.
Information and direction text presented in graphics format.
Frames - framed, divided, sub - divided, and divided again.
While bright pastel colors wash-out detail in every screen.
Terminating in JAVA Chaos, script error failure, adaptive applications aborted, screen image and icon freeze, and keyboard lockup.
When only JAVA Death restores JAVA Peace.
Providing instant access to the unique experience of frustration, eye strain, vertigo and motion sickness.
Logo Description: A melting monitor [with flaming email message on screen]. Over a burning pile of open grammars, spellers, and dictionaries.
Dedication:
For the unadorn, unexpurgated, uneducated, unedited, unpunctuated, nongrammaric, incorrectly spelled, misuse of American Standard English Language.
Logo Description: A bored Boar with a dark cloud over head.
Dedication: Recognition of an imageless, frameless, graphicless, text-only "access-able" web site design.
Boring to Sighted Browsers.
Logo Description: The title word SHAME, in large print, sign, and braille.
Silowet figures chained to a hand rail moving up a long flight of stairs.
Silowet image of a person in a wheel chair, a person on crutches. a person [bent over] a support cane, a person with a probe cane, a woman with children standing together.
In front of a lightly drawn representation of a nondescript institutional [office] building.
Dedication: For the expression of Awareness, Identity, Advocacy, and Mutuality beyond Disability.
Certificate Description: Dear Valued Customer (letter).
It's that time again.
You can be a leader!
Among the first to up grade all your Microsoft software.
What an opportunity to pay for it again.
You to can show the world your technology is current.
While you show us your currency.
Dedication:
Microsoft - To all the ones who buy it.
For those who got the software.
Who spent their funds to buy it once; then pay and pay it again.
For those who got the stock.
Who invest their funds in Micro$oft which pays and pays again.
That's what makes America great.
The first option pays out Zero -To- None.
The second option pays off 3 -To- One.
That's what makes Bill Gates rich.
Logo Description:
A side profile of a large candy red cockroach standing on the words [BUG ALERT].
Dedication:
To clearly define and sign software bugs as we find them.
Logo Description: A top profile of a large candy red cockroach, with crossed bandaids on its' back, standing on the words [PATCH AND FIX ALERT].
Dedication:
To clearly define and sign software patches and fixes as we find them.
Logo Description: A top profile of a large candy red cockroach, with digital clock in its' back.
Standing on the words [Y2K Alert], as an animated bomb drops to blow it up.
Dedication:
To clearly define and sign software with Year 2000 Problems.
Logo Description: An international white circle.
In flight with white wings on each side at the middle.
Around the inside edge of the circle the words [CLEAR Y2K ZONE].
Then across the middle the word [2000].
Dedication: Notice of Y2K compliance.
Logo Description: A fountain pen with long sword - like nib [point] dripping red ink.
The words [GOT-CH-AH !] scripted below.
Dedication: For comments and commentary well written or spoken.
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