1.You wake up at 4am to go to the bathroom
and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2.You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling,
as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

3.You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two,
just for the free internet access.

4.You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.

5.You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.

6.You find yourself typing "com" after every period
when using a word processor.com

7.You can't correspond with your mother...
she doesn't have a modem.

8.When your e-mail box shows, "no new messages",
and you feel really depressed.

9.You don't know the gender of your three closest friends
because they have neutral screen names
and you never bothered to ask.

10.You move into a new house
and decide to Netscape before you Landscape.

11.You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

12.After reading this message,
you immediately e-mail it to a friend!!!

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