How'ya gonna keep'em down on the farm

How'ya gonna keep'em down on the farm,
After they've seen Paree?
How'ya gonna keep'em
Away from Broadway,
Jazzin' aroun', and Paintin' the town?
How'ya gonna keep'em away from harm?
That's a mystery.
They'll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How'ya gonna keep'em down on the farm
After they've seen Paree?

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