What do you get when you fall in love?

"I'll never fall in love again"

What do you get
When you fall in love?
A girl with a pin
To burst your bubble
That's what you get
For all your troubble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get
When you kiss a girl
You get enough germs
To catch pneumonia
After you do,
She'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me
What it's all about
'cause I've been there
And I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains
Those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here
To remind you

What do you get
When you fall in love?
You get enough tears
To fill an ocean
That's what you get
For your devotion.
I'll never fall in love again.
I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get
When you fall in love?
You only get lies
And pain and sorrow
So far at least
Until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Burt Bacharach (m) - Hal David (w)

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