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It was one of the most interesting ones yet, the train was full as it pulled up at my platform. There wasn't many seats any where people were crowding around in the door ways. I however managed to find a seat next a man that seemed to be in a drug induced coma, I don't know how he managed to sleep on this train it was impossible but who would want to if they knew what was going to happen?

As the man slept and the people talked I was trying hard to get to sleep, but with the volume of the music from some guys walkman coming burning into my head, the feel as each and every techno beat fllied my brain, drumming in through my ears smashing my ear drums, there would be no sleep until this evil music was destroyed, I however am above the destruction and petty hate of things like this, as people out there like this and I respect that and want nothing more for them than to have fun.

The trip continues a couple move from their seats due to the loud these two kids are making, there names were Stevon and Gye, they were 12 and 10 respectivly. There mother had the rinkles of a 60 year old lady but at a latter date I found her to be only 34 years of age, the skin was cracking on her face and looked like leather, her hands were yellow with stains of Tobaco, she seemed to be hi on sometihng. As the couple were leaving I moved into their double seats that were now empty thanks to the noise of this family trio. I was now sitting in front of a lovely girl of age unknown, but so beautiful and behind two slender young suposedly atractive women that were drinking vodka and orange from an orange juice bottle. Every ten minutes one of them would spray deodarant that was making me high from the mixture of the fumes of Vodka and deodrant.

After this my brain felt as if it was swimming in the mucus of my head, this was the extent of my highnes. In which I started saying weird things, every time the old could that had moved from where they had been sitting, said "it's such a pitty about the school system not teaching these young people to be nicer" They would look at me, my head was a mess and my feet were on the seat I looked a mess and trying to make sense of Moby Dick at this time was so weird, I was reading one of my favourite parts about selling heads. I started imagining my head and how weird it would be to try and sell it with all these fumes in it from the deodrant. This is when I jumped up to look at the beautiful girl that was now sitting behind me, she had black hair and was reading a thik book on Economics this is not something that I find terably interesting, but that did not stop me from saying "you want to get married?" I then asked if I could sit next to her. She was glad that I asked as she was bored of the train trip and was getting sick of hearing the techno from behind this was a very good sign. After both decided that we were sick of it Ann (the girl I was sitting next to) and I decided that it was time to neal up on the seats like I had done when asking her to marry me and yell at the top of our voices "shut the music off now or we will do to things that can't be mentioned in public with out fear of being arrested due to course language" the guy did it as soon as we mentioned this. After this out burst from us the rest of the train was a mess of people yelling at each other.

A buisnes man that had half grey hair and the other half missing started yelling at the lady with the kids that one complaint and they would be off, she replied with words that I won't even write but if you use your imagination and then double that and double it again that was the sort of things tha this lady was calling the man, the man was replying with things like "if you start with me lady you will be off the train in a second" this however was not the end as the drunked ladies in front started yelling out that he should leave them alone and that he has not right in interfiering with some one elses way of raising their children. Then two forty year old men started saying that the kids should be bent over and smacked. The old couple that had moved who were still staring at me, (I had gone back to reading Moby Dick as Ann had left the train, I think the fumes were still strong on the brain, my mind was messed I had the book upside down as the words formed the giant whales head as if I was in the bar looking at the pictures on the wall of the giant mammal, and watching as the words are knocked from piece to piece by weird paper harpoons that would pierce through anyhting.) were saying that it was all the parents fault and that teachers didn't want to teach people's children that were just going be too hyper active and that were not ever nice to people. They were blaming the fact that these parents were the reason for the downhill slide in Australian schooling system that because of these people the schools were not equpied with teachers that were good enough to teach children and that Australia was going down hill since they had left the workforce. This was when I was wanting to burst out that I bet they had never ever read America's greatest novel the classic that I am so in love with "Moby Dick" and then thought this had nothing to do with Australian school system and the fact that they may not have read it may not be a bad part on them but may be a bad part with in me. They may have learnt other things.

The trip was settled down a lot when the buisness man departed from the train. Stevon and Gye were being highly embaresed by their mother as she sang the intro to "Top Cat" and explained the whole plot to the train. People were walking out of the carriage, two 20 year olds started smoking in the train, the girls that were now two seats in front due to my move after trying to marry Ann that I had just met and had a brief conversation with, were laughing hystericaly at this, Gye was imitating them and then Stevon said "Stop it or I will break your nose and have to come home with the police again" this bought another uproar from the old couple who were still staring at me as I sat there with my size twelve doc's on the seat and my book resting on my lap with nothing but the words to keep me company now, as the people argued and fought and I sat there trying to read then I passed out with the fumes I don't know what it was maybe the fact that I had 4 hours sleep in 72 hours.

My brain was a stew of mess when I reawoke from this deep sleep there was only the old couple, the two girls that were two seats in front and me with Moby Dick left in the carriage. As I walked of the train I walked through the platform I must have looked a mess at this time of night as I walked to the place where a friend was picking me up. I walked straight out onto the main street of Newcastle, in which I was almost taken out by what I thought to be a giant whale, this was something that I found strange as it drove off down the road and when I looked again it was a taxi, not really much different only a few tones. Oh well that was my trip with Moby Dick.

Fun with Mail

Due to the letters on my last little little outing Part 4 "Silly Moo" which guessed star Jim, was such a success I thought I would add a little more sill things all though are written by me, sorry, Jim will be back to do more work for all of you.

I had a short rum in with a guys sister, in which we threw M&M's at each other, I decided that I would send my friend these letters which did not really happen but were really sent out. You will see what I said and what my friend replied with, the names and dates have been changed to hide the identy of the people involved. Enjoy!

16/11/97

Hi Don,

Me again, not much happening here, life is boring we tried stealing a giant dinosaur balloon off the roof of a building this weekend but this is not the reason for this letter. This letter is to bring the attention to you of your misbehaving sister (Joanne), while I was over at your house waiting for you to get home from band practice. I talked with your sister, we were both eating M&M's as you know how much I love them. This was cool, but we started throwing them at each other which I thought was very punk rock. I had no problem with this. I am telling you this as I want you to understand what went on before hand.

Not long after this she started telling me all these bad sexually experiences that she would like to have. In which she wanted me to be a part of at this present time, I will not go into lengthy details about what she wanted to do, but tell her this I will never ever try to suck a M&M out of any part of some ones body. Oh maybe some ones mouth but nothing else.
Yours truly,
Gav.

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Remember me? Yes I know it has been a while since I have been to your house considering I used to come around every day after work. I have been talking to some of my friends they all know Joanne well they will not even talk about some of the things that she has done to them, they seem to cringe every time I mention her. One mentioned the fact that she punctured his ribs when she hid in the beams of the ceiling in his house and dived down on him almost naked except for an extra thick coating of maple syrup that was meant to use to stick to him so that he could not get away from him, the ambulance supposedly had to cut the remaining pieces of his hair of his head. Parts of his skin were ripped to bits as the people that rescued him from Joanne, he showed me photos and well I really don't want to go through it.

Please ask her to leave me alone.

Thanks Gav.

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Joanne has said she hasn't being doing anything to you. But she seems to have a smug lying face on her I would not repeat anything that you have said to me, to her, as I don't feel right about this, but I will ask her to stop it.
real sorry,

your friend Don.


21/11/97

Don,

Thank you, I am glad that you have put a stop to this as I was not impressed by the things that she wanted me to do to her and the way she continually pushed at me.
Thanks Gav.

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STOP IT NOW, Don I thought you had stopped this curse of your sister, she is not only pursing me at a greater risk she is really string to scare me, as I was walking down the street today she told started throwing M&M's at me only brown ones as she yelled "You should stay with the brown turds as that is what you are!" I was embarrassed as my friends ran away from me and other people laughed, this is not normal behaviour for any sane person. I ran home I was not happy with this kind of treatment every where I look now I see her she ahs ruined any type of candy for me. At home I thought I would be safe but no, I walk into my room there is a pile of Strawberry and Creams all over my bed, with this letter on it.

"When I was two I had this pair of scissors in my hand, my parents didn't realise but I had them, they had left me by myself. With no one around I started cutting things and then I cut my nipple off. Isn't that a weird thing for any one to cut off? but now as I got older I realised this and wondered what it would be like to have one back so when I feel horny you know what I do I get a whole pack of Strawberry and Creams and lick the backs of one of them and then stick it over the scar of my missing nipple, but they never stick long and the pack is eaten before I get myself off. So this is where you come in, guys sperm works a lot better to make things stick and I need some to stick on the back of the Strawberry and Creams, I have left you a few that I would like you to cover in your Jism for me. You will find them lying under this note, I will be around at 3 p.m.

Yours truly, Joanne."

As I have already said "they covered the whole bed" it was already 2:45p.m. when I found the letter. I wondered what to do, when suddenly I heard the door open at the front of the house and the voice of the evil woman came blaring in "honey I'm home." You know what I did I put the letter down where I had found it and went and hid that is what I did. She is scaring me Don make her stop NOW.

A pissed of person named Gav. But thinking of changing it, if it will stop this psycho.

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There was no reply to this letter either.

25/11/97
Don,

At the moment there has been no site of Joanne as yet, I really hope that it stays that way, thank you for what ever you did. I may start coming around again.

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Gav's sayings for all occasions