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Welcome to the second incarnation of my second, slightly more warped web page -

Kick the Baby...

Kick the Baby?!?! What am I, some sort of crazed child abuser? Click here for an explanation.

Now do you get it? You really should watch more TV man!

This page is intended to be the most up-to-date, most complete, all singing, all dancing South Park page on the web. Here I'll include links to every South Park page known to man, and then some.

Important News - 13/5/98

Kick the Baby has been selected by the discerning folks at the South Park Source as one of their Top 50 South Park Sites.

Go check it out!

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As with about 90% of the personal pages on the WWW, this one is permanently under construction.

Come back often, and, if the urge takes you, maybe even bookmark it.

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But first, click here to hear what Ike thinks of those loveable Hanson kiddies...

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And now...the links

God's South Park Web Page

 

Tonya's Guide to South Park on the Web

 

The Buffest South Park Sites of the Week.

 

Cartman's South Park Page.

 

Joey's South Park Page

 

South Park Underground

 

Just South of South Park

 

Hitman's South Park Page.

 

Bill's South Park Web Site.

 

South Park

 

Romeo264's South Park Page

 

Eric's Bean-Filled Terrance and Phillip Page

 

Phillip's South Park Page

 

House of Ballews South Park Page.

 

Taison Tan's South Park Page

 

Yoda591's South Park Page

 

Matt's South Park Page.

 

South Park Kickass Pages

 

An Original Short by Parker and Stone

 

South Park Central

 

Another Matt's South Park Page

 

South Park Discussion Site

 

Ed's Amazing South Park Page

 

South Park Book Depository

 

South Park Did You Notice

 

Mr Hat's Hell Hole

 

Shockwave South Park Movie

 

South Park Shadow

 

South Park gave me Pink Eye.

 

Ray's South Park Network

 

The South Park GANG

 

South Park Unlimited

 

South Park Zone

 

South Park: They Killed Kenny! Page

 

AliKit's South Park Page

 

South Park Fun Finder

 

South Park Images

 

South Park's I'll pay $50 for one!

 

The Comedy Central South Park Page

 

South Park Media Center

 

South Park Net

 

Surf Park

 

South Park News

 

South Park Online

 

South Park Palace Chat

 

South Park Post Office

 

South Park Profundities

 

South Park Secrets

 

South Park Sound Files

 

Visitor's Dreamland

 

Mr Hat's South Park Page

 

Absolutt South Park

 

The SOC Official Distribution Site

 

South Park Archives

 

South Park Universe

 

South Park USA

 

South Park: A Humbling Experience

 

South Park: messageboard

 

South Park: Next to be Banned!

 

South Park: The Series

 

Southpark Download Site

 

Spazboy's South Park World

 

South Park: the Series

 

Adequate.com's South Park

 

Alf's Kick Ass South Park Site

 

The SOC Ate My Balls

 

The Definitive SOC Archive

 

Aliens Stuck Things Up Your Butt!

 

South Park: Four Innocent Children

 

Stan's Insult Generator

 

Stretch's South Park Page

 

Welcome To South Park

 

Beefcake South Park Multimedia Archive

 

Canada's South Park Site

 

A Terrance and Phillip Page

 

They Killed Kenny

 

Tim's South Park Page

 

Tony's South Park Page

 

YouKilledKenny.com - you bastards!

 

Turkeyman's South Park Site

 

Uncle Jimbo's South Park Page

 

Canadian South Park Archive

 

Cartman's Domain

 

Cheesegod's South Park Page

 

Chris' (no, not me!) South Park Page

 

Cody's South Park Bus Stop

 

Dave's South Park Page

 

David's South Park Page

 

East Side vs. South Park Side

 

Father Ben's South Park Megapage

 

Jay's Super SouthPark Site

 

Jinx South Park Page

 

Kenny's Krib

 

This Week on South Park

 

JoeC's South Park Online

 

Lauren and Will's Beefcake South Park Page

 

Mike Kalec's South Park Games

 

Cartman's A Fat Ass: A South Park Page

 

South Park HQ

 

THE South Park Webring

 

The Spirit of South Park

 

South Park's Kenny: the art of dying

 

XFILES6669's Home Page

 

Argenteen's South Park Stop!

 

SoHo South Park

 

Unofficial South Park Website

 

Mr. Hat's(no relation to the previous one) South Park Page

 

An interesting looking SP site called Books(?!?!)

 

Al_loco's South Park Page

 

Zebonehead's AOL South Park Page

 

Cynthia's South Park Page

 

South Park Sounds

 

VHalen's South Park

 

Travis' South Park Page

 

Goin' Down To South Park

 

Kemo Boy and Dopey Dave's South Park Page

 

South Park ASCII Art

 

South Park at the Arctic

 

Save South Park in Canada!

 

Sounds of South Park

 

South Park

 

South Park Army

 

Brian's South Park Page

 

LouXDawg's Home Page

 

My South Park WAV files No, not mine...someone else's

 

Phuk71's South Park Page

 

KICK ASS:a south park page - no relation to the Kickass South Park Pages listed above

 

Got SouthPark Page?

 

BlackBart's South Park Page

 

Gooch's Page

 

How to die in style

 

Brian's South Park Page

 

Paul's South Park Page

 

South Park Zone

 

Sheepbalz's South Park Sound Archive

 

South Park Archive

 

NSpen10049's South Park Page

 

South Park Times

 

The South Park Sound Archive

 

Barry's South Park Page

 

Steve's Pages - South Park

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Found a dead link? Got a link to add? Want your link removed? Wanna abuse me for the fun of it? (And isn't that fun girls and boys!)

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As at 8:00pm on Sunday 12th April 1998, Kick the Baby had been visited 1200 times since it was created on Tuesday, 6th January 1998.

This page was last tinkered with at 9:30am on Thurssday the 14th April 1998, while it was real slow at work. (Yes, life is tough at the top!)

Kick the Baby was removed from Fortunecity and placed at Geocities on Monday 13th April 1998.

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One last thing..if you want to link to this page...

*bows respectfully*

Feel free to use this banner.

A text link will do, of course, but I think the banner looks very nice...

All logos and images (except for the Kick the Baby banner) on this page are the property of their respective owners and not of the author of this page. I take no credit for what they have done and merely display it here for the benefit of fans of South Park the world over!

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