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The Innocents Abroad
Mark Twain

EXCURSION TO THE HOLY LAND, EGYPT, THE CRIMEA,
GREECE, AND INTERMEDIATE POINTS OF INTEREST.

BROOKLYN, February 1st, 1867
   The undersigned will make an excursion as above during the coming season, and begs to submit to you the following programme:
   A first-class steamer, to be under his own command, and capable of accommodating at least one hundred and fifty cabin passengers, will be selected, in which will be taken a select company, numbering not more than three-fourths of the ship's capacity. There is good reason to believe that this company can be easily be made up in this immediate vicinity, of mutual friends and acquaintances.
   The steamer will be provided with every necessary comfort, including library and musical instruments....

Having seen this advertisement, Mark Twain was unable to resist joining the expedition. He arranged to send reports of his journey to two American newspapers, and set off. These letters were subsequently collected into a single volume which, thanks to an aggressive marketing campaign, became Twain's best-selling title during his lifetime. This "Most Unique and Spicy Volume in Existence" was pitched door-to-door and in newspaper advertisements, and sold 70,000 copies in its first year alone.
   The appeal of this narrative is in Twain's charming prose, which alternates between humbled awe and scathing sarcasm. Twain also reveals unashamed prejudice toward the non-Western and non-Christian peoples he encounters. The Turks are especially abused, but generally all the easterners our pilgrim introduces are categorized either by their foul smell or some other unpleasant attribute. Nevertheless, he concludes: "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things can not be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime."
650 pp.
Try to find a reprint of the original, with 234 illustrations.
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   After browsing among the stately ruins of Rome, of Baiæ, 
of Pompeii, and after glancing down the long marble ranks
of battered and nameless imperial heads that stretch down 
the corridors of the Vatican, one thing strikes me with a 
force it never had before: the unsubstantial, unlasting 
character of fame. Men lived long lives, in the olden time, 
and struggled feverishly through them, toiling like slaves, 
in oratory, in generalship, or in literature, and then laid 
them down and died, happy in the possession of an enduring 
history and a deathless name. Well, twenty little centuries 
flutter away, and what is left of these things? A crazy 
inscription on a block of stone, which snuffy antiquaries 
bother over and tangle up and make nothing out of but a bare 
name (which they spell wrong) -- no history, no tradition, no 
poetry -- nothing that can give it even a passing interest. 
What may be left of General Grant's great name forty centuries 
hence? This -- in the Encyclopedia for A. D. 5868, possibly: 

     "URIAH S. (or Z.) GRAUNT -- popular poet of ancient times in 
     the Aztec provinces of the United States of British America. 
     Some authors say flourished about A. D. 742; but the learned 
     Ah-ah Foo-foo states that he was a cotemporary of Scharkspyre, 
     the English poet, and flourished about A. D. 1328, some three 
     centuries after the Trojan war instead of before it. He wrote 
     'Rock me to Sleep, Mother.'" 

   These thoughts sadden me. I will to bed. 
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