Dan: "How long have you known about OJ?"
Ray: "Well, practically my entire life... since I was a kid I guess."
Dan: "Do you think OJ is innocent?"
Ray: "Of course it is... well, until they started adding coloured dyes into it."
Dan: "So you think that OJ's colour should have been an issue?"
Ray: "Well, sure. I mean it's got to be orange, or I won't drink it! However, with all these chemical dyes and stuff, you don't know what you're getting anymore."
Dan: "And do you think the LAPD was wrong to blame everything on OJ?"
Ray: "Well, that's a tough question to answer. If you're out there as a police officer, you should get your daily serving of fruits, or you don't get enough Vitamin C. I learned that citrate is needing in the Kreb Cycle, eh? If they don't have enough, they can't really generate all the ATP from glycosis."
Dan: "Yes yes... This leads into the DNA evidence. To you think the DNA evidence could identify OJ? Do you think there was any tampering with the evidence?"
Ray: "Well, I suppose you could use DNA to identify OJ. It's a hell of a lot easier if those lab guys just drink a glass of it. Unless they don't like OJ."
Dan: "Are you saying that the technicians may have not liked OJ?"
Ray: "It's certainly possible. I myself like to start the day off with a glass of milk or cereal. I mean we have a choice, right?"
Dan: "Do you think that OJ really killed those two people?"
Ray: "WHAT? Where do they buy their orange juice from??? I'm going to switch to apple juice instead then. They have expiration dates and stuff, I thought OJ was safe."
Dan: "I'm sorry, but this interview just isn't working out."
Ray: "Huh? Well, do I still get the money for this interview? You didn't ask me about my book deal yet!"
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