Asian people, n. a group of people, mostly small in size, characterized by their distinguinshable red-faced reaction to alcohol and their passion for techno: being asian and small, we didn’t really give a shit!
beatdown, n. 1. a physical exercise that requires a minimum of two subjects. 2. a friendly act performed on a fucked-up person by a unfucked-up person: if you get fucked-up, you’re going to catch a beatdown. 3. the opposite of a beatup. 4. an expression implying domination.
chicken, n. 1. a fighting utensil: to beat with a chicken. 2. an edible organism that inhabits in large groups at Hibbs.
cone, n., pl. -nes. 1. a bright orange conical portable property used for embellishment to satisfy one’s desire of absurdity and pleasure. 2. a phallic symbol. 3. to deposit cones in properties of others to imply adversity: I am going coning tonight. --v. 4. an object goverment uses to demonstrate power, control, and law. 4. bright orange: cone socks. --adj.
C.S.A, n. Corona Student Association. for more info., meet at the couch.
fucked-up, adj. 1. describing one’s physical and psychological conditions as a consequence of an overconsumption of a substance, esp. alcohol. 2. generally involves severe puking. 3. refer to beatdown for the outcome of a fucked-up being.
orange shit, n. shit from oranges that dwells in human teeth: Shit! There’s orange shit stuck in my teeth.
red, adj., n. 1. a color that demonstrates coolness: cool as shit. --adj. 2. describing a drunk Asian individual, --adj.
S.A., n. Student Athlete, esp. in VCU 101: a sick S.A.
sign, n., v., -gned, -gning. --n. 1. a piece of metal or plastic varied in sizes on which futile, meaningless phrases or word(s) are displayed; often appear on the streets of quiet suburbs and busy city: the girls stole a sign that stated "Property Protected by Circuit City Security System." 2. government’s exlcusive way to communicate with its inhabitants: the sign warns "caution! Children at play." 3. a stolen property equivalent to a winning trophy: hang this sign on the wall. 4. to borrow, relocate a sign: signing is fun, --v. 5. a form of substance abuse having similar effects as alcohol, often influences emotionally one to experience high and low points. 6. for more insight concerning the definition and the effects of signing, call 1-800-SIGN=FUN.
sprout, n., pl. -ts. a vegetable known as its animal-like behavior to fly and to bind to human hair when one performs the stayin’ alive motion; esp, in Beth’s hair: those damned sprouts!
V.S.A, n. Vodka Student Association. For more information, consult Waldo, the tightass drunk.
white people, n. 1. a group of people who resemble whiteness. 2. generally implies evilness. 3. could be good also: White people can be good too.