Where?: La Crosse, Wisconsin

Alcoholic Content: Don't remember

Taste: Watered down putrid shit (see below).

The Crazy Horse label is rather interesting. Quite simply, it has a bunch of stupid shit written all over it. For starters, on the neck, it says, "Crazy Horse, Dakota Hills Ltd, since MCMLXXXXII" which means they've been making it since 1992!! On the front label, it goes on: "The Original Crazy Horse Malt Liquor Dakota Hills Ltd. -This is the ultimate in handcrafted malt liquor. Crazy Horse is brewed with 100% of the finest malt barley and hops. A find blend malt liquor." Of course in reality, is is just like any other brand of liquid shit that G. Heileman spits out of its breweries, destined to be sold in a bad neighborhood, consumed under questionable circumstances, and then tossed into a gutter when finished.

The back label is worse... "The black hills of Dakota, steeped in the history of the American West, home of Proud Indian Nations. A land where imagination conjures up images of blue clad Pony Soldiers and magnificent Native American Warriors. A land still rutted with wagon tracks of intrepid pioneers. A land where wailful winds wisper of Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, and Custer. A land of character, of bravery, of tradition. A land that truly speaks of the spirit that is America. G. Heileman Brewing Co, La Crosse, Wisconsin."

No wonder the Indians are pissed.