Schlitz
"Ugh!! Ack!! Cough!! Puke!! Retch!!"
Where?: Detroit
Alcoholic Content: 5.9% (from the GABF website)
Taste: I don't know why this stuff is so popular, it tastes like shit!
| Andy | One of the things we discovered about the Bull, is that after drinking a 40 of it, you are no longer able to drink any more malt liquor for the rest of the night. Erik tried this once with some Country Club, but failed. This isn't due to the alcoholic content, it's becuase the stuff tastes so bad that you are just totally discusted with the sight, smell, and taste of malt liquor after finishing. |
| Justin | "I'm having dinner with the Bull" |
Comments from the outside world
| Seth and Andrew | [Andrew] "My favorite malt myself is the Schlitz blue bull, which I actually think is really smooth. I tamed the bulls strenght and remember, like in the commercial, you don't ride the bull, you ride with it." |
| Jim Caron | "I was at my favorite market the other day and I saw this really tall can, a 25 ouncer from Schlitz. Right next to it was a Schlitz Malt liquor can again really tal and not so wide and in big Red Letters it read "The Master Cylinder" I started laughing my ass off right there in the beer section. It featured a Large, triangular poptop and right underneath the opening was the slogan "the big bull tab" I could not resist and had to buy two. One of my cohorts, hugh suggested that Schlitz put 8 of them in a pack, angle the can at a 35 degree angle and call it the Big Block....He figures they outta tout the large opening with the slogan "The wide mouth opening for a smoother chug" I figure if you take the "big Block" and add a 40 oz bottle on top, you'd got the blower." |
