Mental Pause

Quotations, jokes and short stories intended to make you smile and scratch your head sometimes...

Life is mostly froth and bubble,

Two things stand like stone,

Kindness in another's trouble,

Courage in your own.

Adam Lindsay Gordon 1833-1870


PUNCH

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

1849

Here was an old owl liv'd in an oak

The more he heard the less he spoke

The less he spoke, the more he heard

O, if men were all like that wise bird

1875

What is Matter?-Never Mind.

What is Mind?-No Matter.

1855


Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.

Artemus Ward

1834-1867


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