Today, the White House released the following statement:
"All President Clinton did was to offer Paula Jones and
Monica Lewinsky jobs. There is no hard evidence of any
wrongdoing and it will never stand up in court. The thing has
been blown out of all proportion and the sooner we can
straighten it out, the better."
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Newt Gingrich were on Air Force One traveling overseas when the pilot indicated that they were going to make an unscheduled stop of fifteen minutes in the Land Of Oz.
All three became very excited and deplaned after Air Force One Landed. At the airport, they met the Wizard of Oz - who granted each one wish.
Gingrich said "Hey everybody, now I can get a heart."
Gore said "Hey everybody, now I can get a brain."
Clinton said "Fifteen minutes... where is Dorothy?"
At a country fair, where farmers trade items instead of buying and selling (to avoid tax), President Clinton, Hillary and Chelsea landed in an Marine Helicopter.
Hillary and Chelsea decided to stay, but Clinton had to leave. But on his way to the Helicopter, he had to take 2 pigs that his wife and daughter had been given as a gift from the farmers at the Fair.
The Marine saluted him as he boarded the Helicopter and said, "Sir! Nice pigs, Sir!"
Clinton said, "You think so? I got this one for Hillary, and I got this one for Chelsea."
The Marine saluted him again and said, "Sir! Nice trade, Sir!"
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