In a shocking development today, Hillary Clinton stepped forward and added her name to the long and growing list of women claiming to have been harassed by Bill Clinton.
In breaking her story she
indicated that the harassment had taken place prior to their marriage while both were students at
Yale University.
Ms. Clinton wanted to make very clear that, "In no way am I claiming that any
harassment or indeed, anything remotely sexual took place between Bill and me while he has been
President of the United States of America."
Response from the White House has been immediate and very animated at this latest shocking revelation. Presidential Spokesperson Larry McCurry released and immediate statement that stated "While the President is very concerned at these latest allegations, he does wish to confirm the First Lady's statement that "nothing remotely sexual took place between the President and Mrs. Clinton while he has been President of the United States."
The press secretary refused to further elaborate on any of the other statements of Mrs. Clinton, stating only that further information would be forthcoming after her background has been thoroughly checked.
Bob Bennett declined to offer any formal response stating only, that the comments were unsubstantiated at this time and that Mrs. Clinton had skeletons in her own closet that should be examined before such spurious and specious charges were brought against the President. When asked to further illuminate, Mr. Bennett only said that further information would be forthcoming "at the appropriate time."
Clinton supporter and confidant James Carville when reached for comment offered that, 'This is War! War I tell you! Those Republicans will stop at nothing to try and bring down this president. It's just Partisanship! Why, I bet you could have drug a Hundred Dollar Bill across the campus of Yale at that time and found at least twenty other women just like her!!!!!!"
Bill Clinton was unavailable for comment. Privately he shared with friends that he is deeply hurt by this apparent betrayal of his spouse and especially so in view of the fact that "Hillary and I have had many frank and honest conversations following an evening of love-making and sex."
He has even gone so far as to offer to produce phone records to confirm this claim.
This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this week between President Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in the White House.
Ashley walked into the White House for her first day
of her internship and was greeted by the President.
After a short tour of the White House the
President asked "How would you like to see the Presidential Clock?"
Ashley looked troubled and said "I don't know Mr. President. I have heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would be a good idea."
"Nonsense" said the President. "It's just a clock." Ashley agreed and the
President led her into the Oval Office where they were alone.
He closed the door, dropped his
pants, and pulled it out.
Ashley gasped. "Oh that's not the Presidential Clock, that's the Presidential Cock!"
To which the President responded: "Ashley honey, you put a face and two hands on it and it's a clock.
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