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" " " " " " " " " " " <-- Rush Limbaugh thinking
"...get drunk, get high, get laid,..." Ross Perot
"...people who have no vices have very few virtues."  -- A. Lincoln
"..sorry I missed you." he said, reloading.
"42?  7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"57 channels and nothing's on" - Bruce Springsteen
"911...your chute won't open?  Hold please..."
"A commitee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain."-L. Long
"A duel of wits? To the DEATH?"
"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
"A stocking full of ammo! He's a Santa for the nineties!" -Max
"AC will never replace DC - it's too dangerous" - Thomas Edison
"After this, nothing will shock me." -- Tom Servo
"Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze." -Memphis IHOP
"Alaskan Visuals" - A. Roaring Boring Alice
"All dressed up and no place to go....except OBLIVION!"
"All life's answers are on TV" - Homer Simpson.
"All my real skills are undervalued." -- Calvin
"Amplify the ping machine!"  <*PING!*>
"An elephant:  A mouse built to government specifications."     -L. Long
"An excellent suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws.
"An ill-chosen word is the fool's messenger."      -The Which
"And I will die with your name on my lips." Freya
"And I'm hungry like the wolf." - Duran Duran
"And then there where three"
"And when does your diarehhia medicine start working??" -Da Man!
"And your breasts? Uh... I mean your occupation?"
"Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem."
"Anything you'd like to do?"  "Yes.  Go into a coma."
"Are you stupid or just incredibly lazy?" -Darien
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" - Spock.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." - Arthur Carlson
"As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression."-Douglas
"Ask me anything."            ,,Anything?''             "Thank you."
"Ask not what your computer can do for you..."
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"Baseball is 90% mental.  The other half is physical." Ä Yogi Berra
"Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at Lawyers, and miss."
"Benjamin, why is Kira talking to an invisible person called Al?"
"Better dead than smeg!"  "Better anything than that toupee!"
"Bill Gates is lost"- He uses Autoroute!
"Biplane"  ...last words a pilot says before bailing out.
"Bird Supplex!" -Big Bird, Sesame Street Fighter II
"Bloody" virus found.  Executing VAMPIRE.BAT
"Bluewave is to mail, what GOD was to Adam..."   -KTG
"Bones! That! feels! wonderful!"    "It's head, Jim."
"Bother", said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, as an ozone hole opened in his bathroom!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat
"Bother", said Pooh, as he filed suit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the fine print
"Bother", said Pooh, as the smoke escaped from the IC chips.
"Bother", said Pooh, as:  'CONNECT 1200' showed up again!
"Bother", said Pooh, snarling at the computer.
"Bother", said Pooh, the Radio Shack store was closed.
"Bugger!  Now I've got to wait for one of them to wake up!" - Marcus
"Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"Bummer!" said Pooh realizing his scanner was fried.
"But, Brain, we're not on the Internet!" - Pinky
"But, I *DO* know everything"  -Q
"But I'm in it till it's over, and I just can't stop." - ML
"But it's not against any religion / To want to dispose of a pigeon"
"But, my brain is very very compact!" - Damaramu
"Buying feelings from a vending machine..."
"Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo
"Can I put my snuffle on your lap?" -Snuffaluffagus
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf
"Captain. Klingons sighted near Uranus!"
"Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Heinlein
"City Prostitution Dept. You lust 'em, we bust 'em." Stud
"Civilized World" which means all but the Torture Chambre...
"Climate is what we expect, Weather is what we get."           -L. Long
"Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory."
"Could we just get on with it please?" -- TV's Frank
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
"Could you turn that thing down? I'm controlling a mind here!" -Mr.Mental
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." --Wright
"Dances With Tribbles" - Stomp  SQUEAK  Stomp  SQUEAK
"Darts and bars go together like bacon and eggs." O'Brien
"DEATH TO ALL PURPLE DINOSAURS!"  -Da Man!
"Did you know there's a thing in your milk?" - Wakko
"Diplomacy" is letting them have it your way.
"Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy."    -L. Long
"Do not thump the Book of G'Quan." -G'Kar
"Do you have mouse pads for women?"
"Doctor, are cranberries healthy?"  "I've never heard one complain."
"Does that motor sound funny to you?"  -  Buddy Holly
"Don't ask me!  I'm just an anthropomorphic personification.
"Don't candy-coat it, @FN@ ... tell us how you *REALLY* feel!"
"Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't mince words, Rocketman ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
"Don't press any of the buttons." - 007 (Golden Eye - New BMW)
"Don't worry, she'll hold together" - Han Solo
"Donuts...is there anything they CAN'T do?" - Homer
"Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!" -- Sir Sam of Yosimite
"Duh-squared"
"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."
"Einstein was a genius! Hawking is dynamite!"
"Enough with the warm fuzzy moments, lets cut to the chase."
"Ensign C-ko?"  "She ate her own food, Jim..."
"Ever known a redhead?......"Yeah, see these scars here!"
"Every time I've built character, I've regretted it."  -- Calvin
"Facts are stupid things."  -- Ronald Reagan, 1988
"Forgive me brother, for I appear to have stained thine knife-end
"Forgive me, father.  I am a worm." -- The Kurgan
"GET a life? I'm scared my life's gonna get me!"
"Give it to me, or I will help you not!"-Yoda
"Give me a dishwater! And put it in a dirty glass!" -Max
"Give me back me eyebrows."
"Gun control" isn't about guns...it's about control.
"Hapiness Mode"  - Kryten  -  D.N.A., Series IV
"Happiness is a warm puppy" said the anaconda.
"Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
"Hate was just a failure of imagination." -G. Greene.
"He called us cartoon characters! Now I'm pissed!" -Sam
"He carries it well because he's usually right." Riker
"He is the moderator...whether you like it....or not." (slight smile)
"He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news."--Brecht
"he's just a girly-man programmer"....
"He's *dreamy*!" -Lita, probably not about Melvin
"He's got a good deadside manner..." -- Crow T. Robot
"HELLO, ST. LOUIS!" "Uh, that's Springfield, Steven." "Uh yeah, right."
"Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up" - George Bush
"Here Lies Madonna. Necrophiliacs Welcome."
"Here we go again, using humans to do you're dirty work eh?"
"Hi!  I'm Tonya Harding, and I use 'The Club'..."
"Hi!"  "No, we're not!" --Terok Nor Greeting
"History does not record any religion with a rational basis."  -L. Long
"Hola" Melissa, from Warm, Sunny Tucson, Arizona!
"Home Alone 3:  Lost In FidoNet."  Starring Frederick.
"How to keep your conference on topic" by Mod R. Ator
"Humor.  It is a difficult concept." -- Moderator
"I admit peeping is a modest hobby of mine." -Mr.Yotsuya
"I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London."  -Werner Von Braun
"I am amazed and know not what to say."-- Shakespeare
"I am Cyberman of Borg.  You belong to us.  You will be assimilated
"I am your prisoner"
"I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!"-G. Carlin
"I can put horseshoes on a mosquito." -- Col. Potter
"I can see light right through his head." -Max
"I dance at a topless club," the girl said barely.
"I demand that I may or may not be lying!"
"I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway."
"I do not fear computers, I fear the lack of them" - Asimov
"I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette." - ML
"I don't know.  I'm making it up as I go along." -- Indiana Jones
"I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires." --Nick Knight
"I don't think women belong in the kitchen! Vacuum the kitchen?
"I drank WHAT?!" -Socrates
"I find your figure especially bewitching." -Mephisto
"I found him.  I have Jesus in the trunk." - George Carlin
"I guess there's just a time for doing dumb things."
"I hate being cheered up.  It's depressing." - Sheridan
"I have a cunning plan, milord..."
"I have GOT to get me one of these!" --Capt. Steven Hiller
"I have turned into a wishing well with legs." - Londo
"I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual."-B'Etor
"I issue a hardy `Screw You' to them behind their backs" -Wints
"I like being a node.  Told you I was crazy. (G)" --Holly Sullivan
"I live to make EVERYONES life miserable!" -Dr Doom
"I often provide him with additional taglines" -Wints
"I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time."
"I put my ears in the ocean and could hear a sea shell!" -- Shoe
"I really didn't say everything I said." -- Yogi Berra.
"I search all this time for a champion of justice, and I get HER!" -Lu
"I suddenly feel the urge to strut my funky stuff!"
"I suppose if I had two X Chromosomes *I'd* feel hostile too."-Calvin
"I sure say alot of stupid things." -Wints
"I think it was 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers.'"
"I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
"I think we just met today's special friend." -- Yakko Warner
"I wan' my--I wan' my--I wan' my MTV..."
"I want to talk to my lawyer."  "Easily done:  he's in the next cell."
"I wonder how the play ended" - A. Lincoln
"I would like, ah, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."
"I'd love to help you out.  Which way did you come in?"  -- Groucho
"I'll be Bach." Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
"I'll employ my resources to make your puny lives miserable!" - Calvin
"I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously.
"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." - Quark
"I'll top the cake with sugar," she said icily.
"I'll worry about that tomorrow." --Nostradamus.
"I'll wound your inner child.  Then I'll kick your ass!" - Beavis
"I'm a lawyer."  "Honest?"  "No, the usual kind."
"I'm a-thinkin' and my head hurts!" <Yosemite Sam>
"I'm a wabbit swayah, I'm a guitah pwayah!"  -Elmer Nugent
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"I'm here to solve this case, Mulder, I want the truth." - Scully
"I'm just anxious to get up there and kick E.T.'s ass." --Hiller
"I'm not born again - my mother did it right the first time."
"I'm not THAT annoying am I ?" -The Saint !
"I'm on a tightrope, baby, nine miles high"
"I'm to eliminate all free radicals." - 007 (Sean Connery - N.S.N.A.)
"I've enjoyed as much of this as I can stand."
"I've got a bad feeling about this..." Han Solo
"Idle threats, both you and I know it"
"If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it." - Tim Allen
"If it's got beans in it, it ain't chili!":  Wesley Pitts
"If this leaves a waxy buildup - on anything - I'm coming back."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -Dan Quayle
"If you can't win by reason, go for volume." -Calvin
"If you prick me, do I not...  Leak?"  - Data
"If you're just joining us, welcome back!" - Brian Williams
"If you've got a better idea, I'm all ears" -- Ross Perot
"Imaginary Numbers... Like Eleventeen and Thirty-Twelve." - Calvin
"In Teddy we trust.." I like Teddies, and Teddy's...
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then even *that* exploded !"
"In the name of Big Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.  Amen."
"In Washington, Media exposure is the opiate of the asses."
"Is that chair saved?" "No, but we're praying for it!"
"It does not bode well to leave a live dragon out of your calculations
"It keeps having sex in my sneakers and reproducing.." -Ganja Man
"It wasn't easy, getting across town without clothes." -- Richie
"It's called reality, check into it." -- David Spade
"It's happening again the machinery's ganging up on me!"
"It's not a crime to give yourself absolute pleasure!" -RHPS
"It's not so hard to believe..." - Scully
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"Just kidding about that God part.  No offence." - Ivanova
"Lack of Brains Hinders Research" - Coumbus Dispatch, April 16
"Let sleeping dragons lie." -- St. George.
"Let the other S.O.B. die for his country".
"Let's go get some blood!" -Max
"Let's win this one and go home." -George A. Custer
"Life is a series of rude awakenings." - Rip Van Winkle
"Life's Abyss, and then you dive..." James Cameron
"Life's feeble flicker flew/and left his bod with you..."
"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
"Loneliness begins when the spaces are filled."  -The Tao of Pooh
"Look out, Sam. He's got a big, futuristic gun!" -Max
"Looks like a stroms a brooming here..... I better get moving!"
"Lost in time ... and lost in space ... and meaning."
"Love comes in spurts."
"Love me now and avoid the rush."
"Mah, mah, you've come all out in blue spots!"
"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
"Masturbation is to sex as philosophy is to real life."  -- K. Marx
"Men with short bats please stand close to home plate!"
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
"META_UFO to Bridge the Gap on Fidonet"...
"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!"  - Bart Simpson
"Mister Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard
"Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn
"Mom, was I ever a grub?" - Calvin
"Monopoly is more fun when you make your own chance cards
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
"Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters." --LL
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap!
"Mufasa!" Ooohhh, say it again, say it again!
"My brain... is my second favorite organ." - Woody All
"My enemies have brought the means of my deliverance!"
"My head's caught fire, Sam! Now what?" -Max
"My soul is on fire, I'm aflame with desire, which is why I perspire..."
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."            -L. Long
"No Mulder, It's only a paper plate caught in the wind"
"No Mulder, this modem is a ROCKWELL, not ROSWELL!!"
"No technique works if it isn't used." Ä Larry Niven
"No Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed!" - Mia Farrow.
"Now is NOT the time to act like a girl, Trixie!" - Speed
"Nurse! I said:  "SLIP off his SPECtacles!"
"Nuzing in ze vurld can stop me now!"  <Splat>
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIF files.
"Oh joy! Rapture! I've got a brain!" -- Scarecrow, "The Wizard of Oz"
"Oh Lennon!  Look what's happened to McCartney!"
"Oh lookie Sam, it's the appalling visage of crime!" -Max
"Okay, I've got the can.  Now what do I do with it?"
"Old Sourpuss!!?!" -Lisa
"Once swords are crossed the gun becomes useless." --Musashi
"Or a cowboy who rides.. an ostrich!"
"P o t a t o e"
"Parents' groups exist to be alarmed." - Harlan Ellison
"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
"Please do not shoot at the nuclear weapons."
"Please return stewardess to original upright position!"
"Prepare to destroy the Borg!  Ensign Milkbone upload Windows!"
"PULL."  MEoooooooowwwwww....   "Rats, wide left"
"Purple...and....red....little fluffy clouds..."
"PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN! FOR GOD'S SAKE! PUT `EM DOWN NOW!"
"Rap" is to Music what "Etch-a-sketch" is to Art.
"Relax! I'm only here for your hamster."  -Death
"Release me, or I will destroy the cosmos!"
"Removed loose nut behind stick, checks good on deck." - W.Corrigan
"Robin, It's the baseball of doom!  Hand me the... the Bat-bat!"
"Sacrifice is very noble, but it isn't always the best answer."
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
"Sandwich Spreads" By May O'Naise
"Say something soft and sweet."  "Marshmallow."
"Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message."
"Secrecy is the beginning of Tyranny."                         -L. Long
"See this fist? They used to call it `The Hammer'." --Catfish De Vries
"Shareware Registration Fees" or "How To Go Broke Saving Money!"
"Shoot the world, I wanna get off..."
"Silence is the virtue of fools." Francis Bacon
"Sit down before fact like a little child"  - T. Huxley
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" - Henry Jones, Jr.
"So... come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab."
"Somehow I can't imagine you ever being little, Bowler." -Brisco
"Space is a state of negative collision." --Dr. Dimension
"Speak fitly or be silent wisely."                 -The Which
"Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck!" -Max
"Stop, or I'll say stop again." -- British Police
"Stop playing with my bust!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"STOP or I'll FLUTE!!!"
"Support right to life, or we'll kill you."  The new christian reich.
"Swirly-flying" missiles furnished by WWWA.
"Take big bites! Moderation is for monks."                     -L. Long
"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed."           -L. Long
"Tea, Earl Grey, hot." <Zzzzzrrm> <sploosh> "IN A CUP!"
"Temper, temper, mon capitaine." - Q
"Ten chocolate sundaes.  I'm in a really bad mood." -- Q
"Thanks for my vision, and then for my blindness in which I saw further!"
"Thanks Sam. I thought it up with my huge brain." -Max
"That which does not kill me, is dead when I'm through wi
"That's a very Russian attitude....I commend you." - Ivan
"That's not a dress.  That's an Audry Hepburn movie."
"That's one small step for man...one giant leap for mankind."
"That's your best shot?"
"The 'proof' is in the pudding..."  "Bleck!"
"The butt is all I need i reckin..." -The Saint !
"The dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits." --Shakespeare
"The Edsel is here to stay." -Henry Ford II, 12-07-1957
"The magic words are:  squeamish ossifrage."
"The night is young, and we have UMBRELLAS in our drinks!"-The Tick
"The only warriors I see are dead.  We are soldiers."
"The owner of a police box please move it? It is blocking eternity."
"The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter."
"There is only one way to console a widow.  Remember the risk."-L. Long
"There's no such thing as free cable."  -Cable Guy
"These are for you and a friend - if you have one."
"These are the times that try men's souls." - T. Paine
"They attacked in an orgy of rage and madness"
"They travel the world... in their ice cream van..."
"This show's getting just like all the others." - Max Headroom
"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.." Pink Floyd
"Time flies when you're with friends." - Four Horsemen of Apocalypse
"Tis a good barn, but tis no pool english."
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." <Mae West>
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Tracy Jacks.  I run around naked.  (whistle)"
"Transporter chief , beam the landing party to the bridge"
"Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge"
"u" are an important part of "us" * The US Project
"Unrecoverable Application Error, Dave" - HAL 9000
"We are upping our standards... so up yours." Pat Paulsen.
"We are Windows '95 of Borg, you will be..."<crash>......
"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."
"We read to know we are not alone" <CS Lewis>
"We're in trouble.  It's escaped."
"Well bless my soul!  So you've done it again!"
"What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and trudged away.
"What are you doing, Mr. Yotsuya?"/"Engaging in voyeurism."
"What I'm looking for is a blessing that's NOT in disguise."
"What is it you despise? By this you are known..."
"What we have now is what we call a 'lull'." - The Tick
"What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
"When is a door not a door?"
"Where the @^%$ did all those indians come from?!" - Custer
"Where's all the water comming from?" - Captain of the Titanic.
"Wildman, Yuppie Stalken, Penfold Followen, Pig Haten, Liberatarian"
"Windows 95 a Red Herring in US Marketplace" - NewsBytes, Sept. 14, 1995
"Windows 95:  The Turkey That Fell to Earth"
"Windows 95:  The Turkey That Fell to Earth" London Times 8/3/95
"With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike."
"Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock"
"Women should NOT be barefoot and pregnant! Driving without shoes?!?!
"Would a rose by any other name smell not as sweet?" -Shakespeare
"Wouldn't you like to be one of us, Mr. Einstein?"
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
"You are finite.  Zathras is finite.  This.. is wrong tool." -Zathras
"You are touching the heart of the Tardis. - RIP IT FREE!"
"You better take some notes, cause you're gonna get beaten, and beaten
"You can have the octopus, I hate the way it looks!"-Mink
"You can lay an egg and still feel like a man!" -The Tick
"You can't break even." -- Second Law of Thermodynamics
"You impostor!" -- the Duke's duet, Il Schizophreno
"You, in the red uniform, see what that noise is." - J. Kirk
"You live and learn, or you don't live long." -- Heinlein
"You may have noticed I'm not all there myself" -Cheshire Cat
"You never heard of the Millinium Falcon?!" - Han Solo
"You really think you can stop me with those silly bubles?"
"You stay away from him; he'll rip your lungs out, Jim." --Warren Zevon
"You're a Public Servant!  Get me a glass of water!"         -G. Carlin
"Yummy" said Pooh, as he slowly rotated Piglet on the spit
"Zaphod, you look good.  The extra head suits you."
'An abysmal place.'-Q  'Tatarus V?'-Vash  'Earth.'-Q
'Apple' (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
'Bother,' said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
'Bother,' said Pooh, as Klingons teleported into the 100 acre woods.
'Fire at will, Mr. Worf.'  [Riker immediately ducks.]
'I think not,' said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
'I think we found them,' Kirk wailed.
'I'm still looking for a husband,' said Lwaxana guilelessly.
'I'm thinking I might join Starfleet,' said Rene seriously.
'I've never seen a lamb before,' admitted Picard, sheepishly.
'Meet my latest girlfriend,' said Geordi unsteadily.
'Nano, Nano' translates into English as:  'Live long and prosper'.
'No smoking on the bridge!' fumed Picard.
'Probe ready for launching,' droned Data.
'Pursuuuue!' Garak-2
'Television' was the colloquial term.-Spock
'That's a cute goat,' kidded Picard.
'The containment field is starting to rupture!' burst Hester Dealt.
'The engines can't take much more of this,' boomed Geordi.
'There is no alcohol in these drinks,' say Guinan dryly.
'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
'We have no warp power,' said Geordi impulsively.
'Wesley!' 'Yes Sir?' 'Get OFF my bridge!'
`Better' is a highly subjective term.-Data
`Not good' is a galactic understatement.-Picard
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*Inalienable* *Human* rights.  Even your language is racist!
*Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
*Not good* is a galactic understatement.-Picard
*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
*Real* Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
*SLAP!*  Wake up!  You're dreaming again.
<- Grains Of Salt.  Take As Needed With Above Message.
<-- Romulan Tagline (Cloaked).
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<%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish
=)~ <-- Drool.  =)ÄÄ <--- Strait Drool.  Get it?
==/==/==Police tagline==/==Do not cross ==/==/==
> Running low on taglines!  Please order more.. <
-->>  Lick it Love it And Start Over Again  <<--
# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.0000000
########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize.
#1 OS/2 tip:  Drag the Windows folder to the shredder!!!
#32. KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING!  Use Hammer? Y/N:
#define main Main /* Now try to link this! */
#define while(x) if(x)
#include <clue.h>
&#$%, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber!-Duck Trek
&#$%, Jim,  I'm a doctor, not a physician!-McCoy
&#$%, Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline...
&#$%, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right.
&#$%, Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
@$#^%&*{!...Translation:  Darn It!
@FN@ Couldn't burn water if his life depended on it.
@N@ - a monkey wrench in the wheels of progress.
@N@ - Poster child for birth control.
@TO@ - All the lights don't shine in his marquee.
__________/oo\__________  "Is it safe to come out yet?"
__________/oo\__________  "Wadda ya mean, OOPS?"
ç™™  Ú¿–€Ã¿  $îx  �ôôî›ç$  �™šr  î˜î$¡gÿç....
1.28 Gigabytes in 32K lost chains.  Convert to taglines (Y/n) ?
101 fun things to do with marshmallow topping...
1,024 X 1,024 equals one megabyte.
113 grams, 10 milliliters.   He's lead, Jim.
12 liberals in a basement = a *whine* cellar!!
128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)?
13 year old:  "I listened to Nirvana before they were popular"... at 6
13.9 percent of all statistics are incorrect.
14 injuries reported, none serious.-Tuvok
15c of every stamp is for storage.
1k ought to be enough for everyone
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 Betazoids walk into a bar. One says:  I'll have the same.
2 kinds of people, those who believe there are, and those who don't.
2000 years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats remember!
24 hours in a day.  24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not!
250 Wongs listed in NYC Phone Book...Lottsa WONG Numbers!
26% of Canadians can't read. The other 92% can't do Math.
3 kinds of people:  Those who can count & those who can't.
4 + 6 = 10.  1 + 1 = 10.  3 + 5 = 10.  9 + 7 = 10.
4 Basic Food Groups - Ice Cream, Pizza, Beer and woman.
4 food groups:  fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk.
4 out of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers women...but she's strange
4 Types of Miniskirts:  Mini, Micro, Don't Bend Over!, and NICE view!
486 and Windows Ä Driving a Maserati with the parking brake on.
4DOS finishes the job Microsoft didn't start..
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
640k = Let's see, that's 4480k in doggy bytes, Right?
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981.
66686 - CPU of the beast. 66687:  Math Coprocessor of the beast.
8 of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids.  The other 2 enjoy them.
80666 - microprocessor of the beast.
9-1-1 makes firefighters come.
9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice
9 out of 10 men who try camels prefer women.
9 out of 10 Rottweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses...
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
911:  If you're reporting a murder, press 1. If you're rep...
9600:  Can I wire four 2400 modems in series?
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
a Klingon does NOT play Tetris.
a short pencil is better than a long memory
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse
A 2-Way Mailer for Terminate! Yep, now I'm satisfied!
A 486 AT 10 Mhz!?!?! oh... sorry hadn't noticed your runnin Windows.
A bachelor never makes the same mistake once!
A bachelor's fridge:  home of the Chia-meatloaf.
A bad case of cranial intrusion into the rectal cavity.
A bad cause seldom fails to betray itself. [Madison, Federalist Paper 41]
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it?-Q
A big enough hammer fixes anything
A bird in the hand can make your hand dirty.
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand makes brilliant cat-food.
A Black Mass Of Unholy Ceremonial Necrospirituals
A blind man teaching a robot to paint?-Riker
A blonde counts to two by taking off her shirt.
A brain.  I need a brain for my Spock.-Dr. Kirkenstein
A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy.-Q
A Canadian is an unarmed American with health insurance
A career is a job that has gone on too long!
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator.
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.-Scotty
A chip on the shoulder means wood further up.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A Clean Kitchen is the Sign of A Take Out House
A clear conscience is mearly the result of a bad memory.
A closed mind is an empty treasure chest...
A coin.  Good.  I will replicate one immediately.-Data
A cold what?-Data
A commitee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.-L. Long
A computer addict needs 26 hours in a day, all 8 days of the week...
A computer has an IQ of zero.  The operator's IQ is questionable.
A computer is a physical representation of Base 2 math.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
A crashing PRG is a programmers way of saying "UP YOURS!"
A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
A Dalek Borg:  Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-
A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
A day when your not wasted is.
A day without Sunshine is like night.
A Dirty Book is Rarely Dusty
A DirTy Mind is well, a WonderFull Thing....
A disarmed society is a society of cowards.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A dustbuster is a phaser.-Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #1
A fairy tale is something that never happened a long time ago.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling.-Data
A few more questions, Mr. Computer.-Moriarty
A few rigs short of a full shack...
A Fistful of Datas = The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon
A flashlight is a case in which to carry dead batteries.
A flute is an overgrown whistle on steriods!
A fog advisory has been issued for this conference.
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money are SysOp material.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool
A friend, like toothpaste, comes through in a squeeze.
A Friend:  Someone who like you even after they know you!
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
A good pun is it's own reword.
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!
A GOOD salesman can sell Tupperware to Ethiopians!
A graceful chicken is poultry in motion
A grown up did it!-Wes Crusher
A happy marriage:a long conversation that seems all too short
A happy slave is the worst enemy of freedom.
A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy!
A homemade pizza is a thing of beauty.
A horney toad..."Need it"  "Need it"
A house is not a home without a cat.
A house is not a home without a dog.
A house is not a home without a dog...on the mantle!
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
A house without books is like a room without windows.
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father.
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A joke...is a story with a humorous climax.-Spock
A keyboard ... how quaint!-Scotty, ST4
A keystrike a day keeps the PC-doctor away...
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone.-Worf
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A Lady is a women who makes a man behave like a gentleman.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income..
A life?  Which BBS do I download that from???
A little greed will get you lots of stuff.
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A little revolution every now and then is good...
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A lot has changed in the last 300 years.-Picard
A Magick Book that sticks with you:  The VELCRONOMICON
A male rite of passage:  Writing your name in the snow.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
A man has as many reputations as he has friends.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
A man without a cat is like a tagline without a point.
A man's house is his hassle!
A Marshall of France...Ridiculous!-Picard
A message without a recipe, is like a day without sunshine.
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forgot..
A mind is a terrible thing to.. OOOOH!  New computer game!!
A monkey was my great, great, great, great.....
A more central location would give added meaning.-Data
A Most Dangerous Thing-an Ensign with a warp field experiment.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
A narrow mind has a broad tongue.
A nation of sheep soon gets a government of wolves.
A new RADIO for my wife... great trade!
A nudist fears no pickpocket.
A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
A Paladins worst knightmare:  A Dragon with a can opener!!!
A parking meter is a means of buying time.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car!
A peek at the answer is worth a thousand guesses.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out!
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A Penny for your thoughts.-Q
A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
A phaser is the universal communicator.-Worf
A pity.  She's quite attractive.-Q
A porcupine is an animal with many pricks.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A project not worth doing at all is Windoze
A proud member of Mr. Schwartz's Neighborhood Watch Program
A real friend is hard to find, and harder to lose.
A recent study determined that 89.65% of all statistics are false.
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A remarkable experience, Commander.-Data
A Rock ========>>>  <<<===== A Hard Place.
A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
A rooster clucks defiance-but a lawyer...
A rose by any other name would cause hay fever too!
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A shot of reality never hurt anyone:  ³ÄÄÄIJþ²þ²þð=ÄÄÄÄ,
A simple yes would have sufficed.-Picard
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A single step may begin a journey of 1,000 miles.....
A slice of pizza in one hand and a greasy hooter in the other.
A smile:  window on your face showing your heart is home
A snoot full?-Data
A society w/o arts is a society w/o an identity - Ben Vereen
A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.
A stitch in time means you won't bleed to death...
A Stoic brings the baby; a Cynic is where you bathe it.
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
A swelled head seldom covers a broad mind.
A Tag Burgler just stole my Catline!
A tagline is your last chance to tick someone off.
A tagline!  A most palpable tagline! -- Tagspeare
A talking horse?  He's Ed, Jim.
A tired Kangaroo is out of bounds!
A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket ?!?
A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view.
A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
A type II phaser beats four aces.-Worf playing poker.
A VERY small joke, ensign...-Spock
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A vole fight! I'm appalled!-Quark
A warriors drink...  Well that certainly explains a lot.
A watched pot never boils? Try turning on the heat!
A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off.
A wild party?-Data
A wise man in time of peace prepares for war.
A woman drove me to drink and I keep forgetting to thank her.
A woman is not old until regrets take the place of dreams
A woman, properly garnished is such a delight.
A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence.
A woman's place is in the home, in front of her computer.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it.
A)bort R)etry I) uh, meant to do that...
A)bort, R)etry, S)mack the friggin thing
Aaaahhhhh-CHU!  Not Virus, BBS Fever.
Aaarrrggghhh!' = Klingon for, 'Go ahead.  Make my day.'
aaooooGGGGGGAAAHHHHHH......aaooooooooGGGAAAHHH......DIVE!  DIVE!
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it...
Above all else a god needs compassion!-Kirk
Absolutely I will not interfere!-Chekov
Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth.-Data
According to the Weather Channel, hell just froze over.
Accordions don't play "Lady of Spain." People do.
Acknowledged.  Beam engaged.-Torres
Acquire a love of learning, and learning itself is sure to follow.
Activate Holodeck Program Paris 3.-Paris
Activating pattern enhancers.  Energizing.-Data
Active ingredients:  Spit, Vinegar.
Actually, I came here to rescue you.-Sisko
Actually it's not replying that takes time, It's choosing a tagline.
Actually, they need to get their heads out of a smelly orifice.
AD&D FLW:  "Golly, I always wanted to be a hero!"
AD&D FLW:  "Stand back you wimps - *I* will kill it!"
AD&D Mistake #6:  Mistaking your ugly friend for an orc.
Adam to Eve:  "I'LL wear the plants in this family!"
Adding manpower to a late project makes it later.
Admiral, there be whales here!  Scotty, that's a mirror.
ADVENTURE:  The land between entertainment and panic.
ADVthanksANCE
After a thousand years the darkness has come again
After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it?-Q
After all we've been through?-Seska to Chakotay
After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human.-Data
After sex? Why more sex, of course!
After the Clinton Health Plan only Taxes will be assured.
After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a sysop.
Again, exactly like Earth.-Spock
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Age is mind over matter if I don't mind it doesn't matter
Agggghhhh!!! Spiders!!! ///\OO/\\\ ///\OO/\\\ ///\OO/\\\
Agh burzum ishi krimpatul (Lord of the rings - Inscription of The Ring)
Ah, my trombone.  Let me show you how it works.-Riker
Ah-oooo, Airedales of London....                                       .
Ah yes, poor friend.  I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake.-Kirk
Ah... A game!-Data
Ah! I have access.-Data
Ah! The vastness of space and time and I end up here.
Ahead warp factor 1-Captain Kirk
ahh, the feminazis... "ALL HEIL FUHRERIN!"
Aibohphobia:  The fear of Palindromes
Aim for accuracy and success will follow.
Aim for service, not success and success will follow.
Ain't solitary, just stopped working with humans.
Air conditioned environment - Do NOT open Windows!
Alas, poor Yorick.  He's dead, Jim.
Alaskan Seasons = Two:  1. Mosquitoes...  2. No Mosquitoes...
Alcohol and Calculus don't mix:  Please don't Drink and Derive...
Alcohol was invented so ugly women could get laid!
Alcohol:  The more you drink, the less you think!" - Dinosaur TV ad
Ale.  Romulan.  Lots.-Kirk
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1000.
Algebra:  What the Little Mermaid wears.
Algol 68 programmers DO IT od.
Alka SeltzBorg:  I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!!
All bees know that time is honey.
All Chocolates Considered.
All for one, and more for me.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by.-Kirk
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
All I need to know about life I learned from Star Trek.
All I saw was Bill Gates...and this Big Blue (SPLASH!)..(GLUG!)
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, & unlimited Money!
All I've ever wanted is a naked blonde wrapped in cellophane.
All jobs require at least one extra visit to the hardware store.
All life on the planet is being destroyed, sir.-Data
All men ARE brothers.-Kirk
All must be held accountable, but don't quote me on that.
All my good recipes are on my other computer.
All people smile in the same language.
All recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.
All right, Q, that's enough.-Picard
All right, set phasers to deep fat fry!
All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines?
All right. Smiley.-Sisko
All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat?
All taglines are busy... One will be with you shortly.
All that work for one lousy pun.... Ok, it was worth it.
All the ills of democracy can be cured by more democracy.
All the more reason we should have your blood on file.-EMHP
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative
All those who believe in Telekinesis, raise my hands.
All true wisdom is found in taglines
All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
All we are saying is, "Give pizza chants."
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All women are goddess until proven otherwise.
Alpha 9175-Blue -Sisko
Alright...who took my Oreos?
Although I must say I approve of your new tailor.-Q
Although irregular, we will consider your request.
Altzheimer's advantage - new friends every day.
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
Always listen to what experts say can't be done.  Then do it.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn!
Always remember you're unique -- just like everybody else.
Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Am I dancing, Doctor?-Data
Am I right?-Claudius  Quite correct.-Spock
Amateur gynecologist...  Honk for free exam.
Amaze your friends - Run Front Door under Windows!
Amaze your friends - Run Wildcat under Windows!
Ambassador, your logic escapes me.-Picard
Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in tea or coffee with either hand.
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
America is a mistake, a giant mistake! -Sigmund Freud !
American beer is like sex in a canoe.  F*cking close to water!
American TV.. boring... Sailor Moon, already over... falling asleep...
Americans call it fast food because it speeds them to the grave.
Among wheelchair designers, the real world is often a special case.
An android chaperone?-K'Ehleyr
An ant that dries up in the sun is a currANT.
An ant that plays xylophone is a vibrANT.
An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last.
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - If You Aim Properl
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
An armed society is a frightened society.
An armed society is a Polite society.
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An elephant:  A mouse built to government specifications.     -L. Long
An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband
An intelligent dyslexic is smucking fart.
An object or bit of information most needed will be least available.
An ounce of prevention has been found to cause cancer in lab rats.
An unbreakable toy is excellent for breaking other toys.
and we spend eternity together.-Q
And best regards to Captain Dunsel.-Admiral in TOS:TUC
And brother, do they have a lot of will!-McCoy
And by the way, Jean-Luc.  Captain Picard day?-Blackwell
And captains always push themselves too hard.-Beverly
And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
And God said, "Ah, the hell with it, I'll just get an antfarm."
And God said:  E = «mvý - Zeý/r ...and there *WAS* light!
And I have no fear of killing you.-Data
And I sure ain't in it for the wealth.
And I've got the equation to prove it!
And it is WORF, madam, not 'WOOF!'-Worf to Lwaxana
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
And now a word for dog lovers.  Kinky.
And now a word from the NUL device...
And now for something completely different...
And now, some words of wisdom:
And now, some words of wisdom:  2+2=5...It HAS to, the computer says so
And on the 8th Day God said, "Murphy, you're in charge."
And on the Eighth Day, God went fishing.
And out here, we can use all the friends we can get.-Janeway
And remember, you can't spell DEALER without DEA
And Satan said to God, "But where will YOU get a lawyer?"
And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled...
And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
And they'll know...we are Christians by our Love...
And this just in:  Fisherman arrested for being a hooker - film at 11.
And this, Wesley, is an airlock.  Care to step in?
And why shouldn't they?  They're so inconvenient!-Q
And you can quote me on that.
And you, Captain, which world do you prefer?-Claudius
And you MUST remember that I consider STUPID to be a capital offense.
And you probably don't know what a tagline is, do you. Use one.
And you want to be as stupid as them?-Lore
Android girls:  all of the fun, no cooties!
Angels and ministers of grace defend us.-McCoy
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Angels today are like those of yesterday, they look like people.
Anger is a relative state, sir.-Spock
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason.
Anger not a Redhead, for thou would make a silly trophy on the wall.
Anime Excuse #0078:  Ryouko's peeking in the restroom again
Annoy a Republican-remind them of the Reagan/Bush record
Annoy Clinton:  Remind him that Rush is more poplular!!
Another case where two equals one is the split personality.
Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder.-Kirk
Another fine winner of the "Idiotic Off Topic Message" award.
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another Recipe Kidnapped! Suspect Fido Ate It! GIFs at Eleven!
ANSI graphics never was intended for Windows
Answers:  $1, Short:  $5, Correct:  $25, dumb looks are still free.
Anthony's Theory:  "The more detailed the map, the more lost you get."
Any appetite is its own excuse for existing
Any dealing with a woman is a risk!!
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Any Lawyers in here? -=]BLAM[=- Any more???
Any nasty words in this message removed by The Censor(tm).
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic. <A.C.Clarke>
Anybody want to see setting number two?-Guinan
Anybody who wants to get out of here, follow me!-O'Brien-2
Anyone got a knife, I want to make a cutting remark!
Anyone know where I can find catnip flavoured breath mint
Anyone Posting Tribble recipes Will Be Shot.
Anything anybody can say about America is true.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
ANYTHING looks like a recipe if you squint hard enough.
AOL þ Internet for idiots!
Apathists of the world...ahh, forget it.
APL = An Apple computer AFTER it has been dropped!
Apply a small quantity.  Adjust amount for individual need.
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon!
are confused on a higher level and about more important things.
Are 12 lines at 1,200bps as good as 1 line at 14,400bps?
Are betazoid deliveries always this easy?   Not according to my mother!
Are Cheerios really doughnut seeds?
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
Are people of color the same as colored people?
Are Philipino contortionists manila folders?
Are the noises in my head bothering you?
Are they enemies, Captain?-Flavius Maximus
Are those frogs saying "useless"? - Lister
Are those Valerian canapes?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you a Republican, or do you work for a living?
Are you all right, Lieutenant?-Data to Barklay
Are you asking me for something, Jean-Luc?-Q
Are you Children of the Son?-Septimus
Are you injured?-Data  Only my pride.-Crusher
Are you out of your head?-McCoy to Spock
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?-McCoy
Are you saying that I should take off your head?-Riker
Are you suggesting we use your body?-Riker to Data
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?-Spock
Are you sure this place is safe?-Vash
Are you the bugger who sold me this rotating room???  <hic>  <burp>
Are you trying to anger me again?-Kang
Are you trying to be funny?-Flavius   Never.-Spock
Are  You  Working  For  Your  Doctorate  In  Taglines?
Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!-Q
Aren't you dead?-Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
ARMENIAN:  Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
Artificial intelligence is better than none.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence:  Another's opinion...
Artistic criticism is like trying to tattoo a soap bubble.
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this...        Calvin
As a Vulcan, I am at all times honest, Commander.-Tuvok
As alert as a mouse at a cat show.
As androids go, you're in a class by yourself.-Pulaski
As anticipated, there are problems.-Q
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As dreams go, this was one of the greatest...
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419717
As funny as...a crazed diarrhetic elephant.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.   Thoreau
As King Arthur said:  Some days it all seems so feudal.
As nervous as a gerbil dropped in the middle of an air hockey game!
As the Vulcans say, we are here to serve.-O'Brien
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, it's time to party so party we must!
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.  If ya don't use it, it's gonna rust.
Aside from that, what did you think of the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Ask not for whom the belle trolls...
ASSIMILATION PARTY!  I'll bring the Borgers & Lowenborg!
Assuming the worst is NOT paranoia, it's threat-cost analysis!
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
At a nude wedding everybody can see who the Best Man is.
At any time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.
At ease before you hurt something.-Janeway
At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1, the game is called because of rain.
At least *someone* here is using his brain.-Sisko
At least we're acquainted with the judge, Captain.-Data
At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry.
At the recipe, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
At what point in the dairy process is the Milk Dud made?
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGLINE
Ate some chicken a little while ago.  Tasted a lot like dormouse....
Attention on deck, Ensign Picard.-Q
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
Au contraire, mon Capitaine... He's back!-Q
AUDIOs, goodbye, syanora, TOODLES, LATER DUDE, BYE..
AuH2O!  If you know what that means you ARE old!
Autistics commit senseless violence.  Film at 11.
Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals.-Data
Autumn wind/ for me there are/ no gods, no Buddhas. Shiki 1867
Average landing party:  Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Spock and Ensign Monsterbait.
Aviation Lie - All that turbulence spoiled my landing.
Aviation Rule #1:  Number of takeoffs must equal number of landings
Avoid "off-topic" warnings:  Add the moderator to your twitlist!
Avoid cliches like the plague -- They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Avoid criticism--say, do and be nothing.
Avoid junk mail----Get an unlisted ZIP CODE!!!
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
Aw, quit brown nosing the dungeon mistress.
Aye Captain, I'm Giving You All She's Got!!
B'Ellana is the only one I know who tried to kill her animal guide.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Baby needs a new pair of shoes.-Data
Babylon5. The last best hope for good seience fiction TV.
Back to reality....now where exactly did I put it.....
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
Backup aborted:  remove disk #92 and start over.
Backup my hard drive? And what, run over something?
Backup not found....(A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants
Backup not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander.
Bacteriology Lab:  STAPH ONLY!
Bad Borg, Bad Borg, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad command or filename.  Go stand in the corner.
Bad golfer:  Whack, Damn!    Bad skydiver:  Damn, whack!
Bad Karma:  You got registered letter from yr spouse.
Bad Karma:  Your broker has renounced monetary gain
Bad or missing REALITY.SYS.  Reboot Mind?
Bad:  Your wife wants a divorce.  Worse:  She's a lawyer.
Bagel bakers settle... Kneadless strike ends!
Bagpipe - a flute built to government specs...
Bailiff, whack his peepee!
Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
BakerDos 4.0:  (O)ffer a jelly baby; (C)onfuse 'em; (S)earch pockets
Balance the budget - declare politicians a game species.
Band members do it in front of 100,000 people.
Bang, You're Dead!
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his head....
Bankers are the assassins of hope.
Banned Books of the Centauri Empire:The Narnia Chronicles
BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine.-Beverly
Barney episodes we'll never see:  "Barney At Betty Ford."
Barney:  What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.
Bart's chalkboard-A burp is not an answer
Bart's chalkboard-Goldfish don't bounce
Bart's chalkboard-I did not see Elvis
Bart's chalkboard-I do not have diplomatic immunity
Bart's chalkboard-I will not bribe Principal Skinner
Bart's chalkboard-I will not conduct my own fire drills
Bart's chalkboard-I will not draw naked ladies in class
Bart's chalkboard-I will not grease the monkey bars
Bart's chalkboard-I will not instigate revolution
Bart's chalkboard-I will not sell miracle cures
Bart's chalkboard-I will not torment the emotionally frail
Bart's chalkboard-I will not Xerox my butt
Bart's chalkboard-My name is not Dr. Death
Baseball is the only place a man with 4 balls can walk
Basic Airline Flying:  Keep the pointy end forward.
BASIC programmers never die :  they GOSUB and don't RETURN !
BASIC:  Briskly Achieved Solutions Impossible for C
Basically, our throats got in each others ways of our hands..
BATF = Bureau of Assassins, Terrorists and Felons!!
BATF, believe as we do or die!
BATF:  Burn All Toddlers and Females
Battered women? No thanks, I prefer to eat mine raw.
Battle-cry of religious Daleks:  EXCOMMUNICATE!
BBS:  A method to triple your phone bill.
BBSers who are awake at 7 a.m. haven't been to bed yet!
Be a hero, teach your children to stay on topic.
Be afraid.  Be very afraid...
Be alert! The world needs more lerts...
Be careful when you're playing under an anvil tree
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
Be consistent - but don't do it all the time.
Be kind, I have a teenager!
Be nice to your kids...they'll choose your nursing home.
Be patient, Windows will finish loading in a couple of days.
Be secure all night....take a cop to bed!
Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Be True to Your Teeth so They Won't be False to You !
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!
Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm huntin' tagwines..
Be vewy, vewy, qwiet.  I'm hunting newbies.
Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at Lawyers, and miss.
Be ye God's manifestations of trustworthiness
Beam me a board, Scotty! - 'A 2x4, Sir?'
Beam me a board, Scotty! <clunk!>    There ye go, Keptin!
Beam me a FORD Scotty   <Sigh>  I can't afFORD a Beamer
Beam me up quickly, Scotty.  This is NOT the Men's room!
BEANS is really an acronym for:  (B)utt (E)xhaust (A)nd (N)asty (S)mell
Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!'
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Because, my dear Mr. Spock, Rome had no Sun Worshipers.-McCoy
Because of us, America works!
Become hot stuff... learn to solder!
Been spending a little too much time with the rainbows?
Been there, done that, got the tagline...
Been through hell?  Great... what did you bring me?
Beep! Invalid Input.  I take only cash....
BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded
BEER.CAN not found.  Sysop not loaded.
Before I speak, I'd like to say a few words...
Before there was Barney, there was a Big Blue dinosaur called IBM.
Before using his razor, brush up with Occam's Shaving Soap.
Behind every good woman, there is a great behind.
Behind every satisfied woman is an exhausted man.
Behind every successful man is a woman - with nothing to wear.
Being funny doesn't mean you aren't serious.
Being nice to women may not pay well, but you get to live longer.
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
Believing in yourself is the beginning of wisdom.
Benjamin! You know how I hate to be kept waiting!-Kira-2
Benji!!  Look out for that tru#%^$&*_ NO TERRIER
Besides, this may be an opportunity to make a friend.-Janeway
Best file compressor around:  DEL *.* (100% compression!)
Best guess, Mr. Sulu.-Kirk.
Best thing about the future:  it comes one day at a time.
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
BEST SELLER #10:  "Win The Lottery" by Ima Dreamin
BEST SELLERS:  "Speling Maid Eezy" by Dan Quayle.
Bet you can't stop reading here <---                     I knew it...
Better to be quiet and thought a fool than to speak, and confirm it..
Betty Crocker is a flour child.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried.
Beware of GIFs baring geeks.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Beware of Romulans bearing gifts.-McCoy
Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It's bite can be addictive!
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
Big money goes around the world ...
Bigamy:  one wife too many.  Monogamy:  same idea.
Bill Clinton....The Eddie Haskell of Politics!
Bill Clinton's mouth:  Big Macs in, Whoppers out...
Bill Gates:  Help!! I've tripped over NT and I can't get up.
Bill of Rights:  Void where Prohibited by Law.
Biology grows on you.
Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
Black holes are what happens when god divides by zero.
Black Magic - 1. n. Networking Windows.
Blast medicine anyway!-McCoy
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
Blessed be the Son!-Septimus    Yes, of course.-Kirk
Blessed is the one who digs a well  from which another may draw faith.
Blind people don't bungee jump - it scares the dog.
Blond Mating Call:  Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!
Blonde Klingons:  Because it was a good day to dye!
Blood is thicker than water, and it boils quicker too.
BLORF:  sound made by a very large number of Messages arriving
Blue-shifted:  The way to travel ...
Blue Wave ...  Made with pride in the USA!
Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@
Bob Dole is a regular person--sometimes he doesn't even wear a tie!
Bones, Check Lt. Pillsbury  He's Toast Jim!
Bones, give me a reading.  It appears to be a tagline...
Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor.-Kirk
Bones, it's Ensign Goodyear!   He's tread, Jim.
Bones, it's Ensign Ketchup!   He's red Jim.
Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!  He's dead, Jim.  And grateful.
Book lovers never go to bed alone.
BOOK TITLE:  Animal Scents - by Farrah Mones.
BOOK TITLE:  Circle Perimiter - by Sir Cumference
Boost system speed by 200% - DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
Bored of insulting ya friends ?
Boredom is the fear that your fun is catching up to you...
Borg Cola:  The only choice of the next Generation.
Borg MTV:  The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated.
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
BorgerKing--Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Born Again?  My God got it right the first time!
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
Bother! said Pooh, as he developed crabs.
Boulder, 28 square miles surrounded by reality.
Bourbon & beans...an explosive combination.-Kirk
Boy, that lightning storm sounds clos#*%@^%NO CARRIER
Boycott French everything til they stop NUKING the South Pacific !
Boycott  shampoo! ...  Demand the _REAL_ poo !!
Brain damage? No thanx, I already have some
Brain Offline - Please wait...
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATELY.
Broken hearts are for assholes
Brought to you by Bambi's Bedroom Gymnastics and Performance Arts Ctr.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes.  OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
Buffers=30 Files=20 4Th Quarter, 3rd Down and 5 On 15.
Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick two.
Bug zappers - your best entertainment value.
BUG :  See also, WINDOWS, WINDOWS 95, and WINDOWS NT
Bugs in system
Bulk Eraser:  the video pirate's greatest fear.
BULLFIGHTER:  Little man VS. 1/2 Ton of PISSED OFF beef.
Bumper Sticker:  TO ALL VIRGINS:  THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Bungee Jumper? Catch you on the rebound.
But for what it's worth, I'm sorry.-Sisko
But he who destroys a good book kills reason itself.
But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
But I thought YOU did the backups...
But I'm not the enemy this time, Jennifer.-Sisko
But on this world, Rome never fell.-Captain's Log
But say you landed someplace with a pitchfork.-McCoy
But soft, what bird through yonder window breaks?
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
But then again, what the hell do I know?
But this is no place for a reunion.-Claudius Marcus
But what if they went nowhere?-McCoy
But who would guard the guards themselves?
Butterflies are free.  Termites will cost ya.
Buy em books, and buy em books. What do they do? Eat the covers.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves with the facts!
By God... for a moment there, it all made sense...
By the pricking of my thumb, something scary this way comes.
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out!
By their recipes shall ye know them.
c program run, c program crash, c programmer get drunk!
C is for Clara who wasted away
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
C Programmers do it with models!
C:\BELFRY  "Where I keep my .BAT files."
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN    \RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH C:\USER \>FORMAT C:  *
C:\DOS\RUN     C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL     C:\LINUX\FLY
C:\WIN>DEL *.*     ^8 I feel better now.
C'mon Honey it's only a computer put down the axe.
C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on...
Cache me if you can
Caches to caches, DOS to DOS...
California?  SINK INTO THE SEA YOU RETCHED LAND!
Call me blonde, dumb, or local, just not all three at once.
Call me crazy!  I can live without ICONS!
Call the narcotics squad,175 pounds of dope just walked in!
Call the vice squad!  Someone's mounting a disk drive!
Calories don't count, they just accumulate.
Cambodia has launched a crash course to train more pilots.
Camper not lost.  Camper right here.  Capmsite lost!
Can a cannibal speak in the name of those he has eaten?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can taglines have sequels?  Hmmm.....
Can you have faith in groundhogs if they're afraid of their own shadow?
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Can you park diagonally in a parallel universe?
Can you tell me the location of the Nuclear Wessles?-Chekov
Can't beat your computer at chess?  Try kickboxing!
Can't give up sex?  Get married and taper off.
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Can't you turn into a bird and fly us outta here?-Tom Paris
Canadian DOS Prompt - EH?:\>
Canadian dos...Delete *.* ? (S)ure (N)o way (G)et a Beer
Canadian DOS:  Yer sure, Eh? [Yes/No/Maybe]
Canadian:  An unarmed American with health care.
CanaDOS:  Yer sure, eh?  (B)eauty!  (N)o way!  (T)ake off!
Cannibal:  one who gets fed up with people.
Cannibals consider joggers to be Fast Food.
Cannot load REALITY.SYS. Invalid parameter /UTOPIA.
Cannot open LEVI.ZIP  -  Continue TAKELEAK.EXE?
Cannot understand Tagline:  <A>bort, <R>etry, <L>augh anyway?
Cap'n, we're at 1700 CPS. The UARTs canna take any more!
Cap'n, you canna break the laws of physics!
capacity--the rest is overhead for the operating system.
Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again"
Captain, I don't think we're alone.-Paris
Captain, I sense...Chocolate!  -- Troi
Captain, I thought you might find this interesting.-Spock
Captain, Is that Monster eating Data?...Ahh He's just being friendly.
Captain, life is not a dream.-Spock in ST5
Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons.-Spock, ST:V
Captain Sisko's dead.-O'Brien-2
Captain, the stars are gone!    Get off the Viewscreen controls, Chekov!
Captain, this *may* be a trap.-Neelix
Captain, we are being scanned!  ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Captain, you're alive!-Rom-2
Captain! I am sensing something painfully obvious. - Troi
Careful, we don't want to learn from this. - Calvin
Careful! The cynicism's still hot!
Carpe modem!  Sieze the bandwith!
CARPENTER:  A guy who nails down his agreement.
Carpenters are just plane folks
Carrier? We don't need *(&#| NO STINKING CARRIER
Carry on.-Janeway
Cars:  perverse and moody enough to be women!   -Bowsong
CastleGate Hotel:  A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
Cat \kat\ Small four legged fur bearing extortionist.
CAT (n.):  1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock.
CAT ADVICE:  Take some time to eat the flowers.
Cat:  A small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
Cat:  Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
Catastrophe:  an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Catch the Blue Wave!
CATFOOD.CAN Not Found.  Feed cat MicroSoft Mouse? (Y/n)
Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.
Cats have nothing on dragons for inquisitiveness.
Cause of Death:  CRC Error
Caution:  Blade extremely sharp! Keep out of children.
Caution:  Sound levels may exceed 120 db within 10ft of this enclosure
CAUTION:  Do not install prior to installation.
CazDOS:  Syntax Error. Command not sufficently Groovy.
CCCupp ccarryingg mmemmberr offf thththe cccafffineee ggenerationn!!!
CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CD driver error:  "Mayday!  Mayday!  Mayday!  Eject!  Ejec......"
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Censor:  A man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Certain things still call for the barbaric approach.
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
Champagne For My Real Friends - REAL Pain For My Sham Friends
Change is the essential process of all existence.-Spock
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
Check your hormones at the door.  THANKS  -The Management
Cheer up, it could be worse. I cheered up. It got worse.
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
Chief Inspector Tuvok leaves no stone unturned.-Chakotay
Child rearing myth 1:  Labor ends when the baby is born.
Children spell love T-I-M-E
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Chivalry is dead. Meet the man who killed it.
Chocolate-covered redhead hearts; new from Nabisco!  -Shawn McMahon
Chocolate...it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
Choose your friends carefully - Y. Arafat
CHOOSE ONE:  Bruises in the dojo OR Blood on the street
Chopped cabbage; not just a good idea, it's the slaw!
Christian?  God demands you kill me.  Write for details!
Christianity should be a steering wheel, not a spare tire!
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers:  DEC 25, OCT 31
CHUM:  what a diver calls his buddy when there's a shark in the water...
Churchill was Prime Minister at 77; Dole's only 73!
Circular Definition:  see Definition, Circular.
Civilized people don't need a government. So we have one.
Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
Classified tagline:  Please enter password:________
Clean mind, clean body:  Take your pick.
CLICK mousie...DRAG mousie...KILL KILL KILL...Mwahahahaha!
Click...Click...click...damn, out of taglines!
Climate is what we expect, Weather is what we get.           -L. Long
Clinton presidency failing - (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach
CLINTON:  "I feel your pain."    DOLE:  "I feel YOU'RE a pain."
CLINTON:  Bill even makes Christians think we came from apes
Clinton's Army:  Sergeants who play with their Privates.
Clinton's Disease:  Acquired Truth Deficiency Disorder.
Clintonomics Hotline:  1-900-TAX-U-DRY
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Clothes Captioned for the Hairy and Bare
Clue Implant!!  ÄÄÄÄÄþ¶ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°³ÆÍÍÍÍÝ
Co-incidental:  When a dental professional shares in your pain!
Cocaine lies:  C'mon, just once can't hurt you.
Code Green, all's well, Kirk out.-Kirk
Code.  Zero.  Zero.  Zero.  Destruct.  Zero.-Kirk
COFFEE.COM not found (A)dd more (R)eheat (F)reak Out!
Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum
Cogito, Ergo, Oink:  I think, therefore I ham.-Shatner
COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
Cole's Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.
College professors talk in other people's sleep.
Columbus HAD a fourth ship -- it sailed over the edge.
Comander-in-Chief Clinton??   Hell no, he wouldn't go!
Come live with me, and be my sweet babboo...
Come on, let's go break the news to Morn.-Odo
Come on... Lead me into temptation... I'm really BORED!
Come over to the dark side, David, we have much better medical coverage.
Commander Chakotay, give me your stick.-Janeway
Comment, Mr Spock?  We're in big trouble, Captain.
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
Committee:  A group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Common sense is not very common.
Common sense:  an oxymoron.
Complex problems have simple, wrong answers
Composting:  because a rind is a terrible thing to waste.
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computer burn out
Computer, cease audio.-Janeway
Computer, delete last sentence.-Janeway
Computer, eliminate program one.-Data
Computer, half volume.-Data
Computer Lie #1:  "You'll never use all that hard drive space."
Computer, recognize Picard. Alpha-2 Clearence.-Data
Computer, restore holographic image.-Data
Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware.
Computer, shut this bloody thing off!-Scotty
Computer... Two... Calamin sherries.-Data
COMPUTER:  Something to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
Computer; Run holodeck simulation "McKinney 1", Dr Crusher in shower
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
Computers, blondes and jazz seldom go together.-Riker
Computers make excellent and efficient servants.-Spock
Computers make very accurate mistakes, very fast.
Computers run on faith, not electrons.
Condense soup, not books.
Condom Nickname:  anti proliferation device
Condom Nickname:  gent tent
Conform, go crazy or become an artist.
Confucious say:  Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Confucius say nothing - he dead.
Confucius say, supporting lawyers make good caisson load.
Confucius say:  Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red hand
Confucius say:  Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confuse people.. Quote from the WRONG message!
Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/minute
Congratulations, Data, it's a girl!-Troi
Congratulations.-Q to Picard
CONGREGATIONALISTS do it in groups
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
Congress:  Just a few conservatives away from working!
Congress:  We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Conquest is easy.  Control is not.-Kirk
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Conservative logic:  Facing the problem = condoning immorality.
Conservative Media:  an oxymoron.
Conserve water - Shower with a friend
Conspiracy? There's no conspiracy. Go ahead. Ask anyone...
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Contamination. Can't risk that.-Claudius Marcus
Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
Continuous Loop:  See Loop
Contraceptives:  to be used on all conceivable occasions.
Contrary to popular belief, the CAT is NOT domesticated.
Control Sarah Brady not Guns!
Control the weapons, you control the people.      - KARL MARX
Cook 'em, just to see the look on their face...
Cool climate, Number One. Cool climate.-Picard
COP:  Proud member of the BIGGEST street gang in the world
Could I stop by sometime for a cup of ego? -- Hawkeye
Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.-Data
Couldn't burn water if his life depended on it.
Couldn't we play some other game?-asked O'Brien, wistfully.
Counselor, Hold very still...-Data
Counselor's Log, StarDate 45623.6:  My mother is on board.
Country wedding proposal:  "You're WHAT!?!"
Courts are where Justice is dispensed with. - Mark Twain
Cover me. I'm going to change lanes.
Cow:  A machine that makes grass fit for people to eat.
CPU to VIDEO:  "I'm just waiting for the bus."
Crash Test!  Find out if you have air bags that work!
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
Crime has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS.  Coincidence?
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress.
Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it!
Crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless. Sounds like fun!
Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year.-Q
Cry Cheeble! and let loose the hamsters of war!
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!-General Chang
Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty.-Troi
Cure for Computer Addiction! Send $10 for software...
Curious. Just how did you reach that conclusion?-Data
Custom tagline:  $10  All others:  Five finger discount!
Customs agents watch for worm smuggling by using worm-sniffing trout!
Cynicism is safe, optimism takes real intelligence
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
D.A.R.E.  -  Drug are real expensive
Daddy, I can't get the cat out of the fish tank!
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
DalekDos:  (S)eek   (L)ocate   (E)xterminate
Dallas Cowboy Fanatic's Companion for DOS/OS2/Windows:  ftp.slinknet.com!
Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon-that's hard.-Scotty
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a cocktail waitress
Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not an x-phile!
Damn the prime directive! Blast the moose and squirrel!
Dancing:  A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Danger, @N@!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DANGER!  Human at keyboard!
Dangerous Exercise:  Jumping to Conclusions
Dangerous Job #1:  Klingon Gynecologist
Dangerous to your starfleet, commander, not to this battle station!
Darn all you people and your two-page quotes!
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc.-Deanna
Data, give me a reading.  It appears to be a tagline.
Data, he was joking. You know that? Data??-Riker
Data, I want to have a look in here.-Picard
Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake.-Troi
Data, that was very... human.-LaForge
Data threw up?  <nod>  Something about a data overflow error...
Data to Captain Picard. Do you read me, sir?-Data
Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard.-Picard
Data, you're walking so, so... android like!-Picard
Data, your head is not an artifact!-Riker
Data.  You are the bird.-Soong
Data... will you be all right?-Riker
Data... You want me to take off your head?-Riker
Data! I thought you were dead!  No, Sir.  I rebooted.
DATA!!! What was that?!?!-Picard
Dave? What are you doing, Dave? I feel my mind going...
Dawn crept silently across the yard... searching for her car keys.
Dead criminals can't be repeat offenders.
Dead is incorrect.  Use "metabolically challenged".
Dead or alive.-Vash  Preferably dead.-Q
Dear Captain Kirk,  Hate space. Vaporized McCoy. Stole shuttlecraft.
Dear Jean-Luc. Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash.-Q
Dear Lorena, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer
Death is but a horizon.  A horizon is as far as we can see.
Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier.
Death is Life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is the unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop.
Death, life's way of saying "Keyboard time expired."
Death to all fanatics!
DEBUGGER(n):  tool that substitutes afterthought for forethought.
Decisions terminate panic
DEF:  Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
DEF:  Microfiche - Sardines.
Definately Class M.   Similar to Earth.-Chekov
Definition of `cult':  the *other guy's* religion
Deja ChooChoo:  An odd feeling you've read "that children's book" once.
Deja Moo:  The feeling that you heard this bull somewhere before.
Deja Screw:  The feeling that you've hired an attorney.
Delectable.  And so are you.-Kira-2
deleting mail packet, hit any key to continue
Democracy works only when the governed take active roles.
Derail Burton-Helms; BOYCOT Florida, holiday in Cuba
Describe the universe.  Cite 2 examples.
Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind.-Kirk
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
DESQview:  Faster than a Cray (running Windows).
Desqview!?!  I can't even see the floor!!
Destroy the Borg:  Give them a copy of OS/2 and cut their ship in two.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
Dew knot trussed spell checquers to fined awl mist steaks!
Diabetics "needle" themselves!
Diagonal parking prohibited in parallel universes.
Dialysis?  What is this, the Dark Ages?-McCoy
Diapers and Politicians are changed for the same reason...
DIC (deek) n. 2. (See also:  TO HACK)
DIC (deek) n. 3. Cause of anger in many Otaku.
Did I get it right?-McCoy
Did I say anything about *pink* dragons?
Did I say something wrong?-Data
Did the table do something to offend you, Worf?-Troi
Did they voluntarily beam....come ashore?-Kirk
Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart?
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Did you know that only 5% what DEC ships has NT?
Did you learn that from Data as well?-Picard
Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
Did you set our plan in motion?-Tuvok
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?
Die Hard:  With Windows 3.1  <In Super Slow-Mo>
Die Numb
Die well.-Kern
DIFF:  a program to show you where you added bugs this time !
Difference between a Virus & Windows? Viruses never fail.
Difficult?  I wish it had been impossible!
Dijon vu:  the feeling you've tasted this mustard before.
Dime:  A dollar after the taxes are taken out.
Dinner not ready:  <A>bort <R>etry <P>izza
Dino is actually another character wearing a costume, probably Barney.
Dinosaurs were long dead before the first human came along, Bob Dole.
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
Diplomacy:  The art of letting someone have your way.
Diplomacy:  The patriotic lying for one's country.
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Discordian, datcordian; Hmmmm. What to wear? What to wear?
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Disk Mangler strikes again!
Dismissists' misinformation abounds.
Disney World:  A people trap operated by a mouse.
Divorce:  System("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" );
DNA:  Abbreviation for a complex string of syllables found inside you.
DNA:  deoxyribonucleicantiestablishmentarianism....
Do as though will, and harm nothing.
Do bl  Sp ce is a v ry saf  m thod of driv  compr s ion
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?!  HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
Do I not like that assmiliation - Graham Taylor of Borg
Do it now! There might be a law against it tomorrow.
Do not approach me unannounced!!-Worf to Troi
Do not disturb. (I'm already quite disturbed, thank you.)
Do not disturb.  alReaDy dIstURbEd. - Lore of Borg.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.    -L. Long
Do not wait for the translation!  Answer me now!-Chang
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps...
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!
Do the voices in my head bother you too?
Do we look like any Romans you ever saw?-Kirk
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
Do you care to surrender now, Captain?-Riker
Do you feel lucky, punk?-Data
Do you know any Klingon opera?-Worf
Do you know how almost fired you are!?!-Medusa
Do you know where you are?-Q  Starbase Hera.-Picard
Do you mind if we join you?-Troi  Yes.-Ro
Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal!-Picard
Do you see an animal?-Chakotay  Yes.-Janeway
Do you want the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
Do you want this to become violent?-Wesley
Do you want to go back?-Chekov  No!-McCoy
DO IT! It's easier to to get forgiveness than permission.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND...the fault lies in reality!
DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW)
Docking Starships involves berth control.-Scotty
Docs,  why would I look at the Docs,  Nurses are better
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Does anyone have a mail reader for NESTLES.QWK?
Does anyone...anyone have any raisins?-Mike Dorn
Does Nostradamus have Crystal Balls?
Does she live? Or does she die?-Picard to Q
Does Starfleet use the Microsoft Network?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Does the word "Incomprehensible" mean anything to you?
Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring any bells?-Riker
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows.
Doing my part to preserve order in the universe
Doing nothing is tiresome because you can't stop to rest!
Dole's friendly! He just LOOKS like he's having root canal via lawn dart.
Don't anybody move...  I just lost my mind!
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Don't ask me to explain, I don't understand it either...
Don't ask me what the hell I'm talking about, cuz I don't know.
Don't be so naive.-Q to Picard
Don't blame Congress. If I had $600 Billion I'd be irresponsible too!
Don't call it lust.  Call it deeeeeeeeeep appreciation!
Don't call me 'tiny'.-Sulu
Don't confuse comfort with happiness!
Don't confuse mere inconveniences with real problems!
Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it.-Spock
Don't do that.-Sisko
Don't drink and play.  It only sounds better to you.
Don't Drink and Park...Accidents cause people.
Don't ever have sex with someone in your office.  Wait until you get home.
Don't experiment with lawyers, they might reproduce!!!
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't hate yourself in the morning... sleep till noon.
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
Don't hurt him; they don't mean to be evil.-Vina
Don't judge a message by it's tagline.
Don't judge me before you know the facts.-Merik
Don't knock on Death's door.  Ring the doorbell and run!
Don't lend people money.  It causes amnesia.
Don't let it end like this...-Gorkon
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Don't like my modeming? Dial 1-800-BYTE-ME2
Don't listen to him. He's bluffing.-Garak-2
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!
Don't put all your ranking officers in one shuttlecraft.
Don't question authority; it doesn't know either.
Don't quit your day job.-Holodeck jazz musician
Don't rock the boat if you can't swim!
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the silly stuff!  Call an expert!
Don't take life seriously... it isn't permanent.
Don't teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
Don't tempt the evil overlords.
Don't think! Scheme!-Sela
Don't trust your memory; write it down!
Don't underestimate the power of inflation.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't wear earmuffs in a bed of rattlesnakes
Don't worry about old troubles new one's are on the way.
Don't Worry... Incompetence is nothing to be ashamed of.
Don't you display your weapons?-Trelane
Don't you hate searching for something, and find it on your lap?
Don't you recognize your own stomping ground? - Q
DON'T GIVE TAZ A REAZON TO POST WHATEVER YOU DO!
Door:  something a cat wants to be on the other side of.
DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 Warp
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command of filename"...
Dos:  Venerable.  Windows:  Vulnerable.  OS/2:  Viable.
DOS:  poorhouse. OS/2:  penthouse. Windows:  outhouse.
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Double the recipe?  But my oven won't go up to 700 F!
Double your Hard Drive Space:  DELETE WINDOWS!
Dr. McCoy, I hate your #&!% human guts.-Spock
Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
Dragons like you, you're crunchy and good with ketchup.
Dragons rescued, Virgins slain.
Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer.-McCoy
Drink Canada Dry?  This is going to take a while.
Drink Java, increase your productivity!
Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.
Drive A:  not responding...Formating C:  instead
Drive nail here [+] for new monitor.
DRIVE NO FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY.
Drop the guy with the pointy ears-NBC, 1965
Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
DRUMMERS DO IT with great rhythm.
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe
Dunces with Wolves-starring Clinton, Ginrinch & Dole
Dwarf psychic escapes. Small medium at large!
Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa."  ... News at 11
E-9? You sank my Bird of Prey!-Worf
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
E Pluribus Modem
Each act a step to success on the path of the true heart....
Easy cookie recipe 1:  Buy one bag Oreos.
Easy-open instructions inside box!
Eat Doughnuts, for they are Round, and all things Round are Good.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet.
Eat right, exercise... die anyway.
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat your soup.-Romulan waitress
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
Edit, Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, Curse, [Ctrl+Alt+Del], Edit,...
EDLINE 8.7:  For people who take life one line at a time.
Eenie weenie chili beenie, the spirits are about to speak
Effective Gun Control:  Keep muzzle pointed at target.
eh... whatever.
Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Electric amplification for guitars?!? Hahahaha! It'll never fly!
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
Electrocution:  Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Elite rule:  1 person is smarter than 100 people.  Say what?
Ellie Clampett's Dad?  He's Jed, Jim.
Emotions are alien to me.  I'm a scientist.-Spock
Encourage bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Energize! ... Hey, where'd that bunny come from?-Picard
Energize! said Kirk, and a pink bunny appeared.
English...my language, but not my best subject......
Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch.
enilgaT cixelsyD
Enough!  Where's my slide rule?
Ensign Bridegroom?  He's WED, Jim!
Ensign Club?  He's MED, Jim!
Ensign Expendable, step on that rock!-Kirk
Ensign Fodder, report to transporter for away team duty.
Ensign Pillsbury?   He's BREAD, Jim!
Ensign Turner?  He's Ted, Jim!
Ensign, you may impress *me*.-Worf
Ensign Zeppelin?  He's LED, Jim!
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
ENTER!-Worf
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Error 99 - CPU too tired to continue...
Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  SysOp not loaded
Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed.
ERROR #0005:  Windows loading...come back tomorrow...
ERROR #0015:  Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
ERROR #0054:  Computer needs propane refill.
ERROR #0132:  Windows not found:  (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
ERROR, ERROR, ERROR, ERROR, ERROR, ERROR...
ERROR reading FAT table...Try skinny one? <Y/N>
ERROR - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]rag the damn thing.
ERROR:  (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (B)lame someone
ERROR:  REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
Error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
Error!  Tagline not found.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING:  PLEASE BLAME SYSOP
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Eternity never looked so lovely. --Riker ... You must be Riker. --Vash
Eternity never looked so lovely...You MUST be Riker.
EtherNet:  Device used to catch the Ether Bunny
Even after a man loses his last friend he still has his relatives
Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
Even if you win the rat race, you're still just a rat.
Even more fascinating.-Spock
Even paranoids have real enemies...
Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Neither did I.
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder why they put braille dots on drive-through ATM machines?
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground.
Every nanosecond is a moment in our history.-Data
Every notice that Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo??
Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the universe!
Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the un
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales.
Every President should be a planned and wanted President.
Every revolutionary ends up either by becoming an oppressor or a heretic.
Every time I have all the answers, they change the questions!
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again.
Every why hath a wherefore.
Everybody lies about sex
Everybody remember where we parked.-Adm. Kirk, STIV
Everybody wants some.  I want some, too.
Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet!-Data
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just have faulty Chips.
Everyone hears only what he understands.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it.
Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away.
Everything is actually everything else, just recycled.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Evil flourishes when good men do nothing.
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades!
Example of an Internet out of control:  www.Maytag.com
Excelsior Class:  Space Control Ship/Battleship/Heavy Cruiser
Except for the rope burns, it was a pleasant experience..
Excitement makes for a better EVERYTHING!
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt driven.
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.
Excuse me.  Excuse me.  Sorry.  Excuse me.  Sorry.  Beg your pardon..
Excuse me. I'm receiving a number of distress calls!-Spock
Excuse me... I believe I will stay.-Data
Exercise your right to arm and keep bears!
Existentialism elevates chronic anxiety to the metaphysical.
Exocomp?-Data
Exotic, erotic and just a wee bit psychotic...
Experience is something you get just after you need it.
Experience varies directly with the amount of equipment ruined.
Experimentation is the mother of confusion
Experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Explorer:  A hobo with experience.
Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with OLX!
Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with Silver!
Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with SLMR!
Extinct birds lay very few eggs.
Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment!-Worf
Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.-Spock
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
F.I.N.E Frustrated Insecure Nervous and Emotional
Fact:  Most criminals are raised by parents or guardians.
fahrflungn�del  n.  mouthful of spaghetti after a sneeze
Fahrvergn*kie:  (n) Sex in a Volkswagen
Faith is not wishing to know what is true. - Nietzsche
Faith is the bird that sings while it is still dark.
Fall not in Love, for it will stick to your Face.
Familiarity breeds.
Famous last words.....Hey! That gun doesn't scare me!
Famous last words:  "Aw isn't that the cutest little Snarf Beast?"
Famous Last Words:  What happens if you touch these two wires tog--
Farewell, Worf.-Kahless   Good-bye.-Worf
Fascinating, Captain!-Spock
Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.-Spock
Fascinating. I just had a splendid idea.-Q
Fascinating.-Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny.
Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain then (R)e-start.
Fats are my favorite foods!
FBI Agent Lon Horiuchi:  Will Murder Women for Food
Fecund:  the number before fird.
Federation rule, nobility, compassion.-Seska
Federation-Star League-Ascension-Adamant-Nichter
feel my touch and be relived that i am the TIGER
Feel lucky????  Update your software!
Feeling a little jumpy this morning?-Q
Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down!
Felony Stupid is that type of stupid that makes you dead.
Ferengi Burger:  25 cents...With bun, $100
Few things are as democratic as a snow storm!
Fido can't come to the phone just now; he's busy licking his balls.
FIDO lie #18:  My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
Fido's been bringing me messages.  Good boy.
Fight the mundane world!  Be original!  Think for yourself!  Or not.
File forgotten:  Control-Alzheimer-Delete
File not found "LIFE.DRV"
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File Not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake It?
Finally!-Worf
Find a long distance Anime BBS and become AT&T's best freind!
Fine day for a good workout. Steal something heavy.
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
Fine. I'll kill you later.-Kirk    Fine. It makes no difference.-Kang
Fine. Make sure you take this junk with you.-Riker
Fingers not found - Pound head on keyboard to continue.
Fire, Mr Worf!-(Worf picks up the fire extinguisher)
Fire phasers at will.   ... Zzzzzap! Hey! What happened to Riker?
Firefighters are always in heat.
Firefighters find 'em HOT and leave 'em WET.
First, I must discuss it with the others.-Septimus
First Law of Cooking:  Hot pot looks exactly the same as cold pot.
First radio I ever saw was my crystal set.
First Rule of Fishing Boats:  Keep the slimey side down.
First she claws at you, then begins to hurl heavy objects.
Fish are so hard to toilet train.
Fish...the final frontier!
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!
Fixing Bill's Mess Will Take 12 More Years!
Flamingo BBS:  Gawdy BBS found along the Info Superhighway.
FLATTERY:  Art of telling a person exactly what he thinks!
Flies spread disease....so keep yours ZIPPED!
Flim flam?-Worf
Flipping someone off doesn't mean you have a bird in hand.
Floppy discs too floppy
Floridas Spacecoast:  Surf, Sun, Babes and FUN!!
Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pickard?-Q
Flowers leave part of their fragrance in the hands that bestow them
Focus, Mr. Sulu, Focus!-Capt. Miagei
Focus on making things better, not bigger.
Fooling yourself is 1/2 the battle
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For a crime this outrageous we sentence you to 2 weeks of Barney.
For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2
For a reply, send a self-abused stomped Antelope to:
For more information, send a self-obsessed stomped antelope.
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
For once I agree with you, you gun-toting freak. <G>
For one who didn't inhale, Clinton blows lots of smoke!
For sale cheap:  Write-only memory chips.
For that, they made me a slave.-Septimus
For the limited to persue the unlimited is futile...
FOR SALE:  Iraqi rifles. Never fired. Dropped once.
Forbidden wares sell twice as dear.
Foreign policy speak softly and carry a big stick___of candy.
Forget the Prime Directive - Let's kill something.
Forget your troubles -- take Milk of Amnesia!
Forget.-Spock to Kirk
Forgive me for doubting you, you goober.
Forgive me I am a smuck.
Forgot my password
Forgot the language
Format a disk held up by 4 elephants on a giant tortoise.
Format error
Formula:  "Energy equals milk chocolate square"
Forrest 1-976-line:  Oooh, can I suck your cream filled chocolates?
Forrest Gump:  A penny saved is pretty much useless.
Forrest Gump:  Charity begins at golf tournaments.
Forrest Gump:  Never turn your back on a guy named "Homicidal Maniac"
Forrest Gump:  Strike while the iron is hot.
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Found the solution! Now, where did I put that problem.......
Four basic food groups:  Fast, Frozen, Microwaved, & Junk.
Four food groups:  Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable!
Four Food Groups:  Fast, Frozen, Instant and CHOCOLATE!!!
Four out of five people think the 5th person is an idiot.
fraggin' politicians breed faster than RATS. (many opologies to RATS)
Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him anyways.-Kirk
Frankenstein was the name of the doctor not the monster!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn :  C. Gable
Freak:  Nature modifying an exisiting program.
Free Airwaves = Free Nation
Free Avalonia! Back under North American control!
Free Mars!  Limit two per customer.
Free men own guns.  Slaves don't.
Free Speech is not a euphemism for bad manners.
Free the bound periodicals!
FREE TOASTER IF YOU JOIN THE DARKSIDE!
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs Grundy to go fly a kite.
Freefall Sex:  Really makes you "aware" of the "experience"
Fresh interests will lead to happiness!
Friendly sort.-Paris
Friends and lovers slowly won are longer held.
Friends are as dangerous as enemies.
Friends are the sour cream on the baked potato of life.
Friends, don't let friends drink & BEER-GOGGLE!
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democratic.
Friends dont let friends type drunk.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
Friends should stick together, like Wesley's pasta.  -- KP
Friends:  People who dislike the same people we do.
From a chicken in every pot, to a pot smoking chicken.
From Small Chips to BIG Breasts....Silicone is the BEST!
From the man who put the stoop in stoopid....
From the smell of things, I'd say a Ferengi ship.-Riker
FrontDoor rules!
FTL Express. When it positively had to be there yesterday!
FTP a Siskel and Ebert, Two thumbs down.....
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away!
FUND = "give cash"  /  AMENTALISM = "without thinking"
Furlongs/Fortnight..It's not just a good idea, it's the law
Future Hope at a Computer Store:  "What's an IBM??"
Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young.-Kirk
Games?  Did someone say games?-Q
Gangway!  I'm aiming at a democrat!
Garden:  Rows of vegetables to keep the weeds apart.
Gates!?  A mere abacus.  Mention him not.   -Deep Thought
Gaze fondly on this day. Tomorrow is bound to suck worse.
Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.
GENITALS.....People of non-Jewish orirgin
Genius has its limitations; stupidity is, alas, not thus.
Genius is perseverence in disguise.
Genius:  One who can do anything except earn a living.
Gentlemen, it appears unanimous that we cannot agree.
Geordi... I cannot stun my cat.-Data
German word for constipation:  Farfrompoopin!
Get a clue -- Go OS/2!
Get off my bridge!-Picard
Get on the plane?  Screw that, I'm getting IN the plane!
Get OS/2 - The best Windows tip around!
Get serious? You can't be serious, could you? GET 'EM!!!!
Get the earplugs; it's time for Viz's Outlanders!
Get the lights on your way out, thanks.
Get thee behind me satan and start pushing.
Get thee down.  Be thou funky.
Get unstuck, and continue the briefing.-Picard
Get with the program!
Get, ya little varmint!-Data
Get your mind out of the gutter! You're blocking my periscope!
GET OUT OF MY CHAIR-Picard
Gilligan!   Get their phasers!  Okay, Skipper!
Gin.-Tuvok
girls are perfect but i am better.. .......a tiger's tail.
give me a break there was a an ELVIS in that UFO!
Give a man an inch and he thinks he is a ruler.
Give me your even-better-than-coffee substitute.-Janeway
Give tailgaters a brake!
Go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better.-Q
Go ahead, buy a Mac.  Let us know when you're ready for a computer.
Go ahead, make yourself at home... you can start by doing the dishes.
Go away.-Vash to Q
Go back, or thou will most certainly die!-Q
Go bleach your roots, creep!
Go climb a rock!
Go figure?  But that's what I bought my computer for!
Go get an off-line reader, and then learn how to use it.
Go on, Mr. Vulcan.-Neelix
Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!!!
Go straight to the docs.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200!
God fights on the side with the heaviest artillery.
God has never created a defenseless animal.  - Ted Nugent
God is a bottom feeder
God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
God is real, unless declared integer.
God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
God must have loved the poor people, he made so many of them.  A. Lincoln
God protects fools, which is why I am doing so well...
God said "Let there be cats!" and was promptly ignored.
Gods by the bucketfull; Gods for all occasions! - L. Mollari
Going back to the recesses of my mind for those memories.
Golf balls?  Is that anything like tennis elbow?
Good clean, virus free computer looking for fun clean cyber sex.
Good girls get Heaven; Bad girls, the world.
Good girls go to heaven, Bad girls go everywhere else!
Good girls go to heaven, Bad girls have all the fun!
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Good try.  Nine out of ten for effort.-Picard
Good work, Smiley!-Sisko
Good.  I look forward to your report, Mr. Brocolli.-Picard
Good.  Now open your eyes.-Q to Amanda Rogers
Good...bad...I am the guy with the gun.. - Ash
Good:  Postman's early. Bad:  He's got camos and an AK-47
Gort, klaatu barada nikto
Got any suggestions?-Sisko
Gotta go. The police are battering down the door!
Gotta run.. got some lakeland in west Texas to unload on someone.
Gov't.Sys Corrupt.Boot President? Reformat Congress?(Y/N)
Government Tagline. Takes up space, no known function.
Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history.-Worf
Graduate of the "Mad Max School of Defensive Driving."
Graduate:  Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.
Grammar?  We don't need no stinkin' grammar!
Grass is nature's way of saying "High!"
Great Talkers, little Doers
Great! Just what I want to be...cute!-Ens. Ro Laren
Gross ignorance:  144 Irishmen.
Grow some hair, Picard. Your brain must be getting cold.-Q
Grow your own dope:  raise a Young Democrat.
Grow your own dope:  raise a Young Liberal.
Grow your own dope:  raise a Young Republican.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
Guess who's coming to dinner?-Chekov
Guinan... Is that your name now?-Q
Gullible isn't in the dictionary. Really, go ahead, look!
Gun control = Criminals & police vs. the unarmed.
Gun control is a good, firm grip on a .45 Colt automatic.
Gun control is being able to hit your target!
Gun control is the ability to put two bullets in one hole.-Ted Nugent
Gun control means shotting what you aim at.
Gun control means using both hands.
Gun control protects criminals from work related injuries
Gun Control = People Control (USSR, NAZI GERMANY, POLAND, etc...)
Gun Owners:  Tick off a liberal, try to ban books!
Guns cause crime like seatbelts cause accidents.
Guns don't kill people, disgruntled BATF agents kill people.
GURU -- One who knows more jargon than you...
Guts:  putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Hackers DO IT with their fingers.
Haggis -- Gaelic for "roadkill".
Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu^8**NOW FORMATTING**
Half the lies my enemys tell about me are not true.
Halleluja!  Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Haloo, I'm on a rampage. Narf.
Ham and eggs:  A chicken's day's work; a pig's lifetime commitment.
Handwritten on a condom machine; 'This gum tastes funny'
Happiness is seeing your boss's face on a milk box
Happiness is watching a hot woman make herself cum...
Hard Drive:  Where a modem shoves it's junk!
Hard luck:  my wife left me, but her mother stayed!
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
Hardware too soft
Hardware:  The parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Hark!  Is that light being shed, or smoke being spread?
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:  Experience is direc
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Has anyone seen my tagline?
Hat? What hat? That's a helipad for munchkins.-Guinan
Hate Is Not A Family Value
Have a meretricious and a happy new year.
Have an Electrical Engineer Check Your Shorts !!
Have T.A.R.D.I.S. will travel. ANY where, ANY time!
Have you @#%!ed your dog today?
Have you been practicing your teleportation?-Q
Have you checked under your keyboard for boogers lately?
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you ever seen a dead man before?-Gul Dukat
Have you ever served with any Bajoran women?-O'Brien
Have you heard about the new Kurt Cobain beer? Very bitter. No head.
Have you heard of such men?-Spock
Have you noticed how many drivers get real mad if they miss you?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
he is just getting a bit of testosterone poisoning!
he who destroys a good book kills reason itself.
He always has to make things difficult.-Kira-2
He calls that a *little* adventure...-Riker
He carries it well because he's usually right.-Riker
He did too much LDS in the 60's.-Kirk to Gillian (ST4)
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
He failed the psychosimulator test.-Kirk
He has no family back home, no one to miss him or fight for his name.
He is biting that female!-Lal
He is but the first to fall, Picard!-Tomaluk
He is holding a magnet. Everyone backup.-Data
He keeps blinking 'no.'-Kirk    'No' to what?-McCoy
He knows not his own strength that has not met adversity.
He reads love poetry... He ducks a lot.-Worf
He starved to death eating a daily diet of food for thought.
He walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
He was a wise man who invented God. --Plato
He was jailed for his beliefs... he believed the watchman was asleep.
He was the most...Human.-Kirk
He who dies with the most TAGLINES still dies!
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has bee
He who has no fire in himself can not warm others.
He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
He who risks nothing, gets nothing.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
HE does NOT have a straight!-Worf
He'll want a shoehorn ... the kind with teeth.
He'p me!  Ah been hypmotized.
He's a pig. And so are you.-Torres
He's a potato Jim! Let's gouge out all of his eyes.
He's all yours.-Dax-2
He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet
He's dead Jim. You get his phaser and I'll get his wallet
He's disappointed me for the last time.-Kira-2
He's frozen!-Troi, looking at a frozen guy.
He's full of energy today.-Riker
He's gone back to the Vapor Zone!  (Riiiiighhht!)
He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the message bases!
He's got Van Gogh's ear for music.
He's Jim, Dad.-McCoy introduces Kirk to his family.
He's not exactly firing on all thrusters.-McCoy
He's NOT bluffing.-Kira-2
He's so... human!-Saavik  Nobody's perfect.-Spock
He's telling the truth; their course has changed.-Data
He's terminally inconvenienced, Jim.
Heading, keptain?  Out there...uh, that-away!
Headline:  Doughnut Factory went into the Hole
Health warning! - Barry Manilow causes migraines.
Heavy is the burden of being me.-Q
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
Heinlein:  "The Door Into Summer"
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell hath no pizza, but the beer is cold & the pool free.
Hell, I want MY own country...it's the fad, non?
Hello, I am citizen number ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³!
Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Hello, my dear.  I've been told I behaved badly.-Q
Hello? Bob Are you there? Earth to Bob ? Hello?
Helmet & seat belt laws interfere with natural selection.
Help, I'm modeming! And I can't hang up!
Help, I'm slipping into the Twilight Zone!
Help, I've fallen and I can't get it up.
Help!  I've fallen and I can't...  Hey!  Nice carpet!
Help! I've fallen, and I kind of like it down here!
Help!  My computer is holding me prisoner!
Help!!! I'd dial 911 but can't find the 11 on the dial.
Hentai, yes. Strange, certainly. Suicidal, *I* don't think so!
Here, have some chocolate it'll make you feel better.
Here, have some chocolate. Feel better now?
Here I am again.  Rock - ME - and a hard place.
Here I sit, in a tizzy - all my favorite boards are busy!
Here's to Wives and Girlfriends.  May they never meet.
Heredity:  If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hermaphrodites can poke fun at themselves.
Hero worship is mostly idol gossip.
Hex, bugs and rock & roll!
Hex Dump:  Place for witches to get rid of used curses.
Hey baby wanna wrestle?
Hey Bill Gates! I've upped my system to OS/2 Warp! Now UP YOURS!
Hey Foxworthy, Quit talking about my family!
Hey, I got these nifty Tag Lines again!!!
Hey, look!  A completely new undocumented fea&%$#*@ NO CARRIER
Hey Meatball Head! -Darien
Hey people, we got another one...hee hee hee.
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tagline outta my hat!
Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
Hey, what happened to the ridge on my forehead?-asked Worf, crestfallen.
Hey, what's this button ..<BOOM>-W. Crusher
Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?
Hey! Don't pick up that pho+>+Abe+++f NO CARRIER
Hey! Hold your head closer to the fan!
Hey! It's Steve, the Pampered Chef guy!
Hey! There's no ANY key on this keyboard.
HEY! Don't pick up that pho.#+m.+oO++++   NO CARRIER
Hi, I'll be your tagline for this evening.
Hi, I'm a virus. Add me to your CONFIG.SYS file!
Hi, I'm Carolyn, & my noodles are butter-impaired!
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!
Hick:  Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
High message:  943432. Message you last read:  59.
Hint for concoms:  Never let Ataru judge hall costumes!
Hippocampus - where fat women congregate to study.
Hiroshima '44.  Chernobyl '86.  Windows '95.
His name is Zimmerman. He looks a lot like me, actually.-Doctor
His overconfidence will be the death of him.-Kor
His own blood cells were killing him.-EMHP
His pattern indicates 2-dimensional thinking.-Spock
His weapon could be lethal.-Data
History does not record any religion with a rational basis.  -L. Long
Hit him. That's what HE'd do!-O'Brien-2
Hobosexuality:  A bum |=////>.
Hollowpoints:  When you care enough to send the very best!
Holy GPFs, Batman! Windows95 has killed my PC!
Home computing the right way, the wrong way, and the IBM way....
Home, home of the strange.  Where the weird & the paranoid play....
HOMEMADE = Another word for LOVE
Homemaker. Must be some sort of construction.-Data
Honestly Officer @LN@, I've never seen that Tagline before.
Honesty's the best policy but insanity's a better defense.
Honor would be better served if I were your mate.-Worf
Hooked on fonix werked fer me!
Hope... I always thought that was a human failing, Spock.
Hot water heaters?    Hot water needs heating?
Housework has never yet killed anybody, but why chance it
How 'bout a big hug?-Q
How about some syrup with that waffle, Mr. Clinton?
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
How can I prove to you I'm mortal?-Q   DIE!-Worf
How can you be deaf with ears like those?-McCoy
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How could they possibly have Federation technology?-Janeway
How deep would the ocean be if sponges didn't live in it?
How did >you< come to your decision?-Worf to Data
How did I get round from eating square meals?
How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?
How do I set my phaser to tickle?
How do you feel?-Spock's test computer in ST4:TVH
How do you keep a dog quiet? Feed him hushpuppies.
How do you know it's summer in Portland? The rain's warmer.
How do you save a drowning lawyer?...Throw him a big rock.
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
How does a warp drive work?  You say, 'Engage!'
How is he?-Seska  Not very good.-Kes
How is this for diplomacy... shoot them all!-Kirk
How long has it been since your wife died?-O'Brien-2  5 years.-Sisko
How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  All of them.
How many Zen masters does it take a light bulb to change?
How may I be honest with you today?-Tuvok
How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
How much do I know, to talk out of turn?
How real are you?  As real as you need me to be.
How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
How should I know?  I'm an actor, not a doctor!-DeForest Kelley
How to defend yourself against fresh fruit
How to make Windoze go faster?........Throw it harder!!!
How will playing cards help?-Spock
However, no order can keep me from frightening them.-Scott
Hug a firefighter and feel warm all over.
Hugs, kisses, and .38 hollow-tips...
Hukt on Fonnix wurkt four mi!
Hull pressure is decreasing, also.-Tuvok
Human (n):  Useful domestic animal popular with cats.
Humanity prefers comfort over truth.
Humans have pores; do not I have pores also?-Data
Humans smile with so little provocation.-Spock
Humbled again by overlooking the obvious
Humbug, I say. Humbug!-Data as Scrooge
Humor is the best antidote to reality.
Humor.  It is a difficult concept.-Saavik
Hunger is the best cook.
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
I (kick) Have had (kick) Enough of you! (kick)-Kirk
I *>HATE<* questionnaires.-Worf
I *do too* have a life! It's not much, but it's paid for.
I *do* remember. I just remember differently.-Worf
I *FORGIVE* your blasphemy.-Q
I *HATE* it when he loses the recipe for ice cubes.
I *like* unmitigated gall...with ketchup.-Worf
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
I <<do>> know it all; just can't remember any of it now.
I add a little excitement...and all you do is complain.-Q
I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I never compiled.
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles!
I always loved that face.-Dr. Soong
I always win. It's in my contract.-Kirk
I am *NOT* lazy, I'm Motivationally Challenged.
I am a Frenchman.-Data
I am a Klingon, sir. I DO NOT whistle while I work.-Worf
I am a study of a man in CHAOS in search of FRENZY....
I am a warrior, not an interior decorator!-Worf
I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters. þ Data
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is COOL!  Hehe  hehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am beginning to see the appeal of this program!-Worf
I am Bill the Cat of Borg:  you will be ack!thffft!imilated.
I am Borgs Bunny. What's assimilated, Doc?..................
I am Clinton of Borg.  Character is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Honesty is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your Paycheck will be assimilated!
I am curious, sir; who is the father?-Barklay to Data
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellular RNA.-Data
I am firm. You are stubborn. He is pigheaded.
I am going to be assertive, if that is okay with you.
I am Gul Evek.-Gul Evek
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am incapable of forgetting.-Data
I am just a grab-bag of the most amazing talents! -Serena
I am Koloth. That is how.-Koloth
I am Lancelot of Borg.  Resistance is feudal.
I am Mick Jagger of Borg ... I can't get no assimilation.
I am Moderator of Borg.  Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
I am not ... easy to get along with.-Worf
I am not a complete idiot... several parts are missing!
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not less perfect than Lore.-Data
I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.
I am NOT picking my nose!  I'm POINTING to my brain!
I am ordered to please you.-Drusilla
I am Pentium Of BORG, Prepair to be aproximated!
I am Porky Pig of Borg. Prepare to be assimi..asisim..to be a robot!
I am Sartre of Borg. Existence precedes assimilation.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated.
I am the logic that annoys in the night.  I am... Spock's Brain!
I am Tweeti of Borg.  I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am what I am.  I am Q.-Amanda Rogers
I am your prisoner
I AM politically correct.  I have no opinion...
I AM RELAXED!-Worf
I am... stuck.-Data
I assume these are the ambassadors-guessed O'Brien.
I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp.-prezoomed Picard
I assure you, I can.-Q
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
I began by painting the image of the blacksmith.-Data
I behaved... inappropriately.-Riker
I believe a self-determinance is emerging.-Data
I believe I may have a suggestion that may help.-Doctor
I believe it just becuse its unbelievable
I believe that is why they call it gambling.-Data
I believe that's 94 points for me.-Tuvok
I believe the appropriate response is `yowsa'.-Data
I believe we have time to take a closer look, Number One!
I believe you could say...I have been inspired.-Data
I believe your aim is improving, Counselor.-Data
I bet they'll be surprised by my drawing of the Enterprise,-Moriarty
I booted my computer. Broke my damn toe!
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
I bow to your brilliance.-Garak-2
I busted him up.-Data
I call them 'ears.'-Spock
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up! -G. Carlin
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came, I saw, I fell and scraped my elbow.
I came, I saw, I got blowed up - Ernest
I came in through the window.-Vash
I can assure you that size will not be a problem.-Worf
I can be VERY...persuasive.-Sisko
I can do without the essentials, but I must have my luxuries.
I can fly...I can fly... I can fl....{{SPLAT}}!
I can keep a secret, but the guys I tell it to can't...
I can now look forward to death.-Data
I can prove we're telling the truth.-Kirk
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
I can see how that could be considered highly amusing.-Data
I can see it.-Paris    Magnify.-Janeway
I can see more than you think with this thing.-LaForge
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can't be spoiled....I don't smell bad!
I can't believe it, Jim.  The shields held out the ENTIRE battle!
I can't define Windows, but I know it when I see it.If things improve
I can't, Doctor.  I might hurt you.-Worf
I can't even *find* amok, let alone run one.
I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute!-Q
I can't let her die.  Not again.-Sisko
I can't make heads or tails of it.-EMHP
I can't remember if I used to know that.
I can't think of a good tagline. Can you?
I can't use contractions.-Data
I cannot become nervous.-Data
I cannot rely on your primitive technology.  Kill the patient.
I changed it!-Sisko
I choose the danger.-McCoy
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid.-Data
I could organize your closet for you.-Data
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
I couldn't let all those people die.-Amanda Rogers
I did fire a warning shot....in his chest.
I did it for you.  I did it for this crew.-Seska
I DID IT! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
I didn't get around to it because I didn't get around to it.-Seska
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
I didn't mean right now!-Troi to Worf
I didn't want you thinking me harsh, cold blooded...-Picard
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
I DO NOT...I do not yell.-Worf
I don't apologize for my apologetics.
I don't believe in a no-win scenario.-Kirk
I don't believe you got Riker's hair right.-Picard
I don't bite.  Well, that's wrong; I do bite.-K'Ehleyr
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food.
I don't exaggerate.-Torres
I don't get even; I stay odd.
I don't get headaches; I GIVE them.
I don't give you enough information to think!-Jelico
I don't have a license to kill-- I have a learner's permit.
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a Sysop!
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!
I don't have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I don't have ulcers. I give them.
I don't know that yet, either!-McCoy
I don't know too much about Romulan disruptor settings.
I don't know.  What IS happening, Data?-Soong
I don't like #3 at all, Tuvok.-Janeway
I don't need to convince them.  Just confuse them.-Sela
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I don't see no points on your ears, boy.-Adm. McCoy
I don't stop for Democrats.
I don't stop for Republicans.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I don't think I lost my mind. Just don't recall where I put it.
I don't think the captain is an idiot.-Kes
I don't trust men who smile too much.-Kor
I don't understand their humor, either.-Worf
I don't wanna overthrow the government, just fire them!
I don't want anything better, I want coffee.-Janeway
I don't WANT to get even -- I like being ODD!
I drank WHAT!?!
I dun do windows!
I fail to see the humour of that situation.-Spock
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F.-Picard
I falsified the records to Starfleet.-Adm. Jamerson
I faught your jaw and your jaw won.
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges.-Picard
I feel pain. What's the word? Ow?-Q   Yes.-Data
I find myself beside a stream of empty thoughts.
I forgive you your blasphemy.-Q
I forgot all about the amnesia conference.
I forgot my hat.-Q
I fought the lawn and the lawn won...
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
I gave you something most mortals never experience.-Q
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I get cut off each time I leave a message to Mrs Bobbitt!
I get the point. Can we make up now?-Seska
I got it all together, then forgot where I put it.
I guess I was a pretty lousy husband.-Sisko
I guess you weren't that persuasive.-Q
I had a cat once...tasted like chicken.
I had no idea it was such a ritual.-Riker
I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed.-Q
I had no man, I felt bad til I saw a woman with no modem.
I had only one agenda with you, Chakotay.-Seska
I had some instant water, but I couldn't figure out what to add.
I hate 4-letter words! Cook, wash, dust... - Peggy Bundy
I hate four letter words:  cook, wash, iron, dust, diet...
I hate him!  I wish my mother were here.-Alexander
I hate stereotypers!
I hate Vulcans.  I hate their logic.-Sela
I have a 14,400 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers.
I have a dream... DIR C:  999,937,498,127 bytes free.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have a mind like a steel..thing...you know..a doohickey...
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died.
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
I have always admired strong males.-Lwaxanna Troi
I have an open mind:  My brains keep falling out!
I have been...and always will be...your friend.-Spock
I have but three enemies:  fear, anger, ignorance.
I have difficulty remembering whose side I'm on.-Picard
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.
I have I have held the hand of a devil ...
I have locked out the controls.-Data
I have more troubles than a centipded with fallen arches.
I have neither the inclination nor the time.-Kozinski
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table.-K'ern
I have no keyboard, and I must click-clack!
I have no qualms with having qualms.
I have something better than chocolate.-Riker
I have to be aware of my mistakes so I can perfect them.
I have to hand hold an android.-Picard
I have too many mistakes yet to make to repeat any.
I haven't decided yet.-Q
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; it's running in the background.
I haven't the slightest idea.-Beverly Crusher
I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake.-Kirk
I hear John Bobbitt is just nuts about his new girlfriend.
I hear they drummed you out of the continuum.-Guinan
I heard music.  La Forge Music? Data
I hit my <CTRL> key and I'm still not in control.
I hope I'm that feeble when I'm 200 years old!-Picard
I hope we know what we're doing...-Riker
I invite dissenting opinions. I ignore them, but I do invite them.
I just bought a cured ham.  Wonder what it had?
I just found out what train I'm on.  It's the Disorient Express!
I just got my copy of Visual COBOL. Now all I need is Visual ADA!
I just tested out my pit bull.  He spit the lawyers arm out.
I just wanted to say if I made anyone feel guilty then GOOD!
I knew I could count on you, Jean-Luc.-Q
I know a good tagline when I stea...err, borrow one.
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I know engineers; they *love* to change things!-McCoy
I know it all, yes. I just can't remember most of it.
I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
I know nothing, I see nothing, I didn't wake up yet.
I know that I will never be politically correct.
I know the future... God wins.
I know this place!-Janeway
I know this ship like the back of my hand. <BONK>-Scotty
I know zat sayink.  It wus inwented in Russia.-Chekov
I know.  I'm worried about him, too.-McCoy
I laughed, I cried, I got dizzy and puked.
I left my head... In San Francisco...-Data Soong
I left my worries on the doorstep, forgot them, then tripped over them
I like extremes, but only in moderation.
I like kids - as long as they're cooked properly.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I like my species the way it is.-Worf to Locutus
I like the 486 tower. Does it come in red?
I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess?-Picard
I like you instead of your bitchy sister even if she has bigger tits.
I like your approach.  Now, let's see your departure.
I liked him [Spock] better before he was dead.-McCoy
I liked that huge Sun worshiper.-McCoy
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
I live in the desert with a cat with no brain...
I love animals.  Especially when properly cooked.
I love BBSing:  All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I love my country, but I'm embarrassed by my government.
I love my country; it's my government that scares me.
I love working on computers. Hand me the hammer, please
I love you; You love me; Barney will make good STP!
I made... a leap of faith.-Data
I may be disturbed, but I AM happy.
I may be wrong, but at least I'm sure!
I may or may not be indecisive.
I miss my old chair.-Kirk
I miss my teddy bear....would you sleep with me?
I miss politics..but then, my aim IS improving!
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I must admit, Data.  I never get used to seeing you like this.
I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts.
I need a bath.  You have the bridge.-Troi to Worf
I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Stanley.
I need no nurse's hand.-Kor to Koloth
I need some duck tape.  My duck has a quack in it...
I need to talk to someone really bad.  Are you really bad?
I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number.
I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
I never kissed anyone inside a nebula before.-Kes
I never lie when I have sand in my boots!-LaForge
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
I never should have reconnected his mouth.-McCoy
I NEVER have a half-hearted opinion!
I object to power without constructive purpose.-Spock
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill.
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis.
I ordered boneless baby chicken...and they gave me a hardboiled egg.
I ought to cast you out, or smite you, or something.-Q
I passed my ethics course.  I cheated, of course...
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss.-Picard
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion.-Kirk
I pressed REDIAL on a brand new phone and it had a nervous breakdown.
I promise Wesley exquisite pain.-Lore
I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!-Worf
I question your sincerity, Lore.-Data
I quit school because it was interfering with my education.  -- J. Brunner
I realize that command has its fascination...-Spock
I really DON'T know what to do with you.-Kira-2
I really need to stop posting on line, my spelling is awful!
I recognize it. This is Data's poetry.-Riker
-I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
I remember every fact I am exposed to.-Data
I said CRUSHER, not CRUSH HER!!!-Worf to K'ern
I saw Dr. Soong. My father.-Data
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw that coming a mile away, didn't you?-Sandrine
I say, why, I say, that boy's squarer than a box factory.
I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.-Spock
I see what you mean by surprises.-Sisko
I see you found your Nausican friend.-Q
I see you've done some redecorating.-Riker
I seem to be outgrowing my birthday suit...
I sense (insert emotion of choice here)-Counsellor Troi
I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat.
I should have asked the computer for no interruptions.-Janeway
I speak with my own voice.  Not his.-Picard
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left...
I started with nothing and still have most of it left.
I still hate you.-Jen Sisko 2  I know.-Ben Sisko
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
I suggest you take the... shelf... sir.-Data
I suppose you're all wondering why I've called you here...
I survived '74 without frying a single LS chip!
I survived torture.  I'm ready to date Lwaxana.-Picard
I take it back:  you do have a sense of humor.-Q
I tell you now, you will not be part of the quest.-Kang
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
I think beards are a sign of strength.-Riker
I think I just heard something hit a fan.
I think I just made my underpants dirtier! - Butt-Head
I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears!
I think so brain, But if we didn't have ears, We'd look like WEASELS!
I think that fear is the best human emotion...
I think, therefore I'm single.
I think we get the picture.-Chakotay
I think you're working from an old rule book, Paris.-Kim
I think...therefore I am overqualified.
I thought she'd never leave.-Q
I thought you told me I was married.-Sisko
I thrive on a good debate ......So I'll argue if I want to !!!!!!!
I told Sisko he'd never get close to Terek Nor.-Bashir-2
I told you about strawberry fields
I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
I took that turbo tube, or whatever.-Lwaxana
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim!
I tried to get a loan but the bank wouldn't take anime as collateral.
I tried to play my shoehorn but all I got was footnotes.
I tried to question reality but couldn't get a subpoena.
I tried to raise my kids as liberals, but they learned to think anyhow.
I tried to take one day at a time, but several days attacked at once..
I try - in fact, most people tell me I am very trying.
I typed "FORMAT COM1" and killed a telephone operator!
I understand your concerns.  Request denied.-Data
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to have a life, but I liked mail-reading so much better.
I used to have a psychic girlfriend, but she dumped me before we met.
I used to think I was an expert. Then I met one...
I vow to consider your idea fairly, before I reject it.
I walk to the horizon and there I find another.      -Enya
I want them taken alive.  No disintegrations!-Kruge
I want to apologize for my mother's behavior.-Troi
I want to decide who lives and who dies!
I want to dominate....to whom should I apply for permission?
I want to see in shallow, dim, beautiful human ways.
I want to see my father now! Now, now, now, now!-Picard
I wanted to be free.-O'Brien-2
I was a Starfleet engineer for 52 years, Mr. LaForge.
I was as pure as the driven snow, but then I drifted.
I was born this way! What's your excuse?-Worf
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin J. Fudd
I was COMPLETELY fooled!-Kira-2
I was expendable... I was stupid... I went.-Yar
I was joking, Tosk.  I could not tell, O'Brien.
I was looking for the barbershop.-Damon Qol
I was there, when he became Lord of the Games.-Flavius
I was told to wait for you.-Drusilla
I will count to three.  One.  Two.  Three.-Data
I will defend anyone's right to agree with me.
I will endeavor to speed up the process, sir.-Data
I will not encourage others to fly...
I will not fight. I am a brother of the Son.-Flavius
I will not hide Mom's slippers any more.
I will not sit at the table with *that*-Duras
I will put human morality over the Q's any day.-Picard
I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!
I will... FEED him.-Worf.
I wish Elvira was a penquin.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
I wish the public had a right to a speedy execution.
I wish to complain about this parrot!
I wish to submit myself for disciplinary action.-Data
I wonder how humans would describe the sound my kitty makes.-Data.
I would dazze you with brilliance if I only had the knack - Boingo
I would not remind you of that which you knew so well.-Spock
I wouldn't get my hopes up.-O'Brien-2
I wouldn't mind mornings if they started later.
I.B.M. said, "Let there be crap"... and Windows appeared!
I'd be happy to probe your recollections, Captain.
I'd explain it to you, but your ears would fall off.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd give real money if he'd just shut up.-Leonard McCoy
I'd hardly call the Gamma Quadrant uncivilized.-Vash
I'd like to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
I'd like to report a crime.-Neelix
I'd love to, but I think you want the OTHER Luke.
I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to own a candy factory....I'd make a mint!
I'd love to work for Anaheim, but I can't pass the cuteness exam..!
I'd rather be papercut to death than be stuck with only Windows!!!
I'd rather dine than eat.
I'd rather have *.bats in my belfry then snow on the roof;-)
I'd rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
I'll be damned, there _are_ five lights!
I'll do it tomorrow, quit calling me a procrastinator!
I'll drink two of what the man on the floor was having...
I'll find peace, when I am GOD!!!
I'll get back to you...  REALLY!
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll go check the warp core.-Picard
I'll have mister excitement eating out of my hand.-Uhura
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having...
I'll hide somewhere on the ship and you find me.-Q
I'll huff and I'll puff. . .nahhh.  I'll just call BATF.
I'll hunt you down. I swear it.-Kira-2
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules.-Q
I'll protect you, fair maiden!  Sorry, neither!
I'll see if I can get him some...goldfish.-Sisko
I'll sell you the same thing for $200 more...
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!-McCoy
I'm a doctor, not a magician!-Bones McCoy
I'm a doctor, not an escalator!-McCoy
I'm a kleptomaniac...but I'm taking something for it.
I'm a man of my word and my word is NO.
I'm a modemer & I'm OK, I post all night & I sleep all da
I'm a philpsopher, and I can tell you....
I'm a role model.-Picard  I'm sure you are.-Blackwell
I'm a Terran.-Jen Sisko 2
I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm a victim of soicumstance!
I'm all ears.-Damon Kazago
I'm an amateur crastinator; someday I'll turn Pro.
I'm an equal-opportunity sexist.
I'm an OS/2 developer...I don't NEED a life!
I'm armed, easily annoyed, and off my medication.
I'm bloody sick of standing here every day.-O'Brien
I'm  confused  --  which tagline did I use last time?
I'm crabby cuz; Vampire bats.
I'm dead...and I'm still intimidated by you.-Ro
I'm descended from a line my mother listened to.
I'm dieting this week, so I'm only eating donuts with big holes.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
I'm feeling supersonic, give me gin and tonic
I'm fighting to help free our people.-Sisko
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm French!  Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
I'm from the Lollipop.  It's a good ship.-Riker
I'm glad I'm not in >THAT< fleet!-Geordi
I'm glad to know you still care.-Sisko
I'm glad to see you, too, Indendant.-Sisko
I'm going to make a prediction:  It could go either way.
I'm going to miss you.  You had such potential.-Q
I'm going to plead insanity.  Yes, I can get witnesses.
I'm going to see the captain about this!-Neelix
I'm gonna have to give up coffee; that's all there is to it.-Janeway
I'm gonna miss my ex, I ran over her this morning.
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm having a chocolate seizure and going to chocoheaven.
I'm here to relax, not to dodge bullets!-Picard
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm irrevocably committed to being permenantly indecisive!
I'm just another roadkill on the Information Superhighway.
I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains.
I'm just trying to be as dull as possible.-Picard
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm like an Egyptian mummy, pressed for time!
I'm locked inside a chocolate factory..DON'T send help!!
I'm locked inside a teddy bear factory.  Do NOT send help!
I'm looking for a meaningful one-night relationship.
I'm losing control!  Hang on!-Paris
I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you've had!
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
I'm new in town...can I have directions to your apartment?
I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
I'm not a supreme being.-Picard
I'm not aging; I'm marinating.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not asking for a lifetime commitment.-O'Brien-2
I'm not dead - I'm just sleeping and rotting at the same time.
I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk.
I'm not going crazy. I'm a sysop
I'm not insane...I'm just surreal!
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm not paranoid!  That's a rumor spread by my enemies...
I'm not Politically Incorrect. I'm just a redneck!
I'm not Politically Incorrect. I'm just bloody rude!
I'm not ready to give up jussst yet.-Sisko
I'm not sleeping. Just checking my eyelids for holes.
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt!-Q
I'm not worthless.  I can always serve as a bad example
I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.
I'm NOT schizo!  Oh, yes I am!
I'm nothing if not imaginative.-Q
I'm on a garlic diet.  I've lost 14 pounds and 25 friends.
I'm Popeye, the Sailor Moon... I'm Popeye, the Sailor Moon...
I'm putting you gentlemen on the hot seat with me.-Kirk
I'm really quite dull.-Picard
I'm resigning from the Academy.-Wesley Crusher
I'm saving the good ones for special occasions.
I'm so relieved...  My IQ test came back negative...
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
I'm suing my mother for genetic hair loss
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
I'm the daddy, cook, taxi driver, and dishwasher!
I'm the finished product! I don't come with source code.
I'm the moderator, gotta love me.
I'm tired of choosing taglines. Put one of your's in here...
I'm tired of prancing around like a marionette.-Picard
I'm too sexy for my computer!
I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything...
I'm top dog in my house...and I have a leash to prove it
I'm trying to find myself.  Anyone seen me lately?
I'm trying to thank you, you pointy-eared hobgoblin!-McCoy
I'm Undead, by the way...
I'm working on my 4th million - the first three failed!
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - s.w.
I've 95 good reasons to change to Merlin!
I've always wanted to play to a captive audience.-Uhura
I've been before the screen too long. . . I'm pixellated. . .
I've been dead before.-Spock
I've been looking forward to Gagh.-Picard
I've been tutoring him. He learns very quickly.-Worf
I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk...-Khan
I've got a good knock knock joke ...you start....
I've got a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system.
I've got a mind like a steel trap:  things wander in and get mangled.
I've got to play this sneaky; sneaky and very, very nasty.
I've heard it said you've got to hand it to a blind prostitute!
I've heard it was...similar.-Kirk
I've never beamed up 400 tons before.-Scotty
I've never seen anything like it!-Kim
I've seen the future and it is murder. -Leonard Cohen
I've waited a long time for this moment, Wesley.
IALWAYSWANTEDTOSEEJUSTHOWMANYCHARACTERSWOULDFITINTOABLUEWAVETAGLINE!!!
IBM - I've Been Manipulated!
IBM stands for, Inferior But Marketable.
IBM:  It may not be fast, but at least it's expensive.
Id in machinam schidarum scindendarum incedit.
Idiot congressman....Hey! That's redundant.
Idle curiosity is a dangerous thing.
if ( !broke ) don't_fix();
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
If "Windows" = "FAST" then "Hellfroze" = TRUE.
If a cute Japanese girl sings it, words are unimportant.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
If all else fails, lower your standards.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a thumb.
-If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
If at first you don't succeed, borrow from another friend.
If at first you don't succeed, call it NT.
If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0á!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, hit it with a hammer!
If at first you don't succeed, push the reset button!
If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.
If at first you don't suck seed, keep on sucking.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If carrots were parrots, vegetable soup would be noisy.
If character is no issue, then why isn't Ted Kennedy President?
If Clinton is the Answer, it Must have been a Stupid question!
If corn oil's made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If fish A will fit in the mouth of fish B, it will eventuall end up there!
If fish is brain food, why do they still get caught?
If found unconcious, begin IV of Hershey's Syrup!
If God can't help you, how about Mr Coffee?
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
If hot air rises, why isn't Rush in orbit around Venus?
If I am what I eat, then I must be fast, cheap or easy.
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
If I could see, I would be seeing stars.-Geordi
If I could write great taglines, I wouldn't steal YOURS!
If I don't know the facts I make them up.
If I had a hard man to handle, I'd be damned happy!
If I had a tagline, it would go here.
If I had wanted the truth, I would have asked for it.
If I leave town, the town leaves with me.-Picard
If I said Ami M. had a beautiful body, would she hold it against me?
If I save your life, it's mine?-Tom Paris
If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to *#%&!'-Spock
If I'm an agent of Satan where's my ten percent??
If I've cleared anything up, I'm terribly sorry about it.
If IBM has Bugs, does an Apple have Worms?
If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is!
If it ain't broke, ...never mind, it's broke.
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it ain't broke yet, let me have a shot at it.
If it doesn't have sugar or caffiene, what good is it?
If it happens, it must be possible.
If it has tires or hard drives, I'll kill it...
If it has tits or tires, you will have trouble with it!!
If it isn't on fire, it's a software problem.
If it saves just one life...enslaving you was worth it - Liberal Credo
If it STILL doesn't work, try following the directions.
If it stops screaming, it's overcooked.
If it tastes great- make it again!
If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO!
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
If it's a tie at the RR crossing, you lose. - Operation Lifesaver
If it's battle you want, come to me!-Worf
If it's not broken, take it apart and find out why.
If it's not cruel and unusual, it isn't punishment.
If it's not cruel or unusual, it's not much punishment.
If it's on fire, it's a hardware problem.
If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
If It$ <> "broke" then don't_fix It$
If James Bond was a Pickle, he'd be licensed to Dill.
If Jeff Foxworthy were Italian, he'd say, "Ura Zucchini if..."
If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican name?
If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone you hate!
If love is blind, why is lingere so popular?
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.
If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon.-Scotty
If N.Gingrich is the answer.The ? must have been stupid!!
If not Pascal or Modula2 your program is WIRTHless.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the reast have to?
If only "Peace" wasn't a synonym for "Fantasy".
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
If outlaws are gunned, then.... no more outlaws!
If power corrupts, can you imagine what omnipotence would do?
If she were not dead, I would kill her.-Nu'Daq
If so, we may have to call security.-Data
If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever.
If statistics DON'T tell a good enough lie, Use Graphics!
If the salesman leans forward chronically; walk away without buying.
If the washing don't get you, the rinsing will.
If there ain't no BBS in heaven, I ain't going!!!
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If they catch us we're dead.  I've been dead before.
If they're waving, where's the rest of their fingers?
If this is a free country, why does it cost so much to live here?
If this is tourist season, why can't I shoot any?
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If This Is Hell - Where Are the Lawyers???
If those aliens would stop abducting me I could answer my e-mail.
If thy neighbor offend thee, buy his kid a drum.
If time is of the essence what is the essence of?
If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy!
If we don't know it already, chances are we're not interested.
If we had hot water, we could make tea, if we had tea.
If we know about them, it's a good bet they know about us.-Janeway
If we only use 10% of our brain, whats the other 80% for?
If we surrender, she'll kill us!-O'Brien-2
If we were to go by the book, hours would seem like days.
If white is every color, and bleach removes color, well then... huh?
If Windows wasn't installed, I'd have hard drive space.
If winning is not important, why keep score?-Worf
If you are smoking after sex....SLOW DOWN!
If you boil water, are you removing it from its natural state?
If you can bang it, it ain't dead!-Kirk's Rule
If you can't do anything about it,.................Don't!
If you can't learn to do it well, enjoy doing it badly.
If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -Bill Gates.
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the steel mill.
If you can't stay young, at least stay immature.
If you can't trust informercials; then what can you trust
If you can't win fair, win foul.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you continually give you will continually have.
If you could vote them out of office, voting would be illegal.
If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.
If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were head
If you don't know what a UAE is you haven't run Windoze.
If you don't like abortion, Don't have one!
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you get up one time more than you fall you will make it through.
If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone?-Data
If you have something up your sleeve, it's probably a dryer sheet.
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you keep an open mind, people will throw garbage in!!
If you must drink and drive, drink Diet Pepsi.
If you pray for the ACLU, will they sue you?
If you prick me, do I not...leak?-Data
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
If you say so; I wasn't there.-Q
If you smoke in a smoking jacket, what's a 'windbreaker' for?
If you think you are confused now, wait until I explain it!
If you think you're confused now, just wait until Chris explains it.
If you thought that was weird, you should see my other personality
If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what
If you traded Pride for Common Sense you got a great deal...
If you want death, fight me!-Flavius Maximus
If you want the best seat in the house, move a cat.
If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
If you'd like MY recommendations for punishment.-Neelix
If you're going to walk on the edge, you might as well DANCE! ...
If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains...
If you're my mother's valet, then please, valet!-Troi
If you're not confused, you must try harder!.
If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist.
If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!
If you're REALLY bored, you can Scare Stephen King
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound
If youth really were wise it would miss most of its fun.
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* WRITE "Stupid Idiot!!!"
IF WINDOWS$ = "Useful" THEN HELL$ < 32ø F.
if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
ifyoucanreadthisthenyourmonitorisbetterthanmine&ihateyou!
Iggorant!? - Who, me?
Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex.
Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever.
Ignorant is just not knowing that there is a difference.
IKEA ... Swedish for "particle board."
Ill-bred children are always displaying their pest manner
Illiterate?  Write for FREE HELP!
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Albert Einstein
Imbeciles! Fools! Thrice-blasted incompetent idiots!  - The Captain
Immortality consists largely of boredom.-Zephrem Cochrane
Impeach Clinton, and get rid of Bill, too!
Imprisoned in .QWK file!  Send the ZIP army!
in another exciting episode of as the modem fries ...
In a dog eat dog world -- You gotta eat some dog!
In a heart full of dust, lives a creature called Lust
In a mad world, only greater madness succeeds.
In a pinch a stone ax still works...
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream.
In ENGLISH, Data!?-Captain Beverly Picard
In every revolution there's one man with a vision.-Kirk
In God We Trust:  All others we voice verify
In hell, treason is the work of angels.
In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon.-Q to Worf
In Nature, extreme specialization will lead to eventual extinction.
In our century, we've learned not to fear words.-Uhura
In some ways we are more confused than ever, but we feel that we
In space, all warriors are cold warriors.-Chang
In space, lemmings have to shoot themselves.
In Texas they measure hail with softballs.
In the echo, the mighty echo, the Moderator screams tonight...
In the event of fire:  GRAB THE COMPUTER AND RUN LIKE HECK
In the long run we're all dead.   J.M. Keynes.
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death.-Spock
In your CONFIG.SYS file, be sure to set BUGS=OFF
Inalienable rights only interfere with the government.
include <clue.h>
Including ourselves, how many are there?-Kirk
Incorrigible punster - do not incorrige.
Indeed, Captain Picard. You have found him.-Spock
Individualists unite!
IneedsignificantlymoreroominthislineforwhatI*really*want.
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Information Super Highway:  Stop the disk, I feel sick!
Information Superhighway?     I got hit by a garbage truck.
INFORMATION SCIENCE SOCIETY the phenomenon magazine!!!
Initiating transporter sequence. Now.-Data
Injustice fights with 2 weapons - force & fraud. --Cicero
Innuendo:  an Italian suppository.
Input error
Insert Dynamite in Drive A, Press any key when ready..
Insert new disk for drive C:  Press ENTER when ready.
Insert prong A into hole B and twist HARD!
Inside of every beam of light a rainbow is sleeping.
Instant human:  just add coffee.
Instead of being born-again, why not grow up?
Insufficient facts always invite danger.-Spock
Intelligence in outer space? Sure, they haven't tried to contact us!
Intelligence on Earth is a constant, the population is growing.
Interruptable programs always seem to run faster.
Intolerance and hatred are the products of ignorance and fear.-Clemens
Io sono prigioniŠra...
Iraqi Bingo:  B-52...F-16...A-10...F-18...F-117...B-2...
Irony:  Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
IRS:  We make money the old-fashioned way ... we steal it.
is not to hope for salvation
Is a female lawyer without her Briefs soliciting?
Is anti-intelligence kinda like Rockies anti-matter!?
Is death legally binding?
Is it logical to ignore your own good sense?-Spock
Is it OK to use my AM radio after NOON?
Is politics a legitimate form of entertainment?
Is sex in a cornfield "Porn on the cob"?
Is something wrong?-Troi to Worf
Is that a new color lipstick?-Neelix
Is that a threat?-Evek  It's a fact.-Picard
Is that computer still on the phone!?!
Is that funny? Is that a joke?-Data
Is that what is known as a `poker face'?-Data
Is there a problem, Geordi?-Data
Is there any reason she wouldn't like it here?-Riker
Is there anybody here who'll tell me we can't do it?!
Is this pool or billiards?-Janeway
Is UNIX a castrated servant?
Is your church BATF approved?
Isaac Newton passed the law of gravity.
ISDN:  Incompatible Systems Designed Not-to-work
Isn't it time for a colorful metaphor?-Spock
Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron?
It appears to be a steam locomotive.-Data
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
It can wait.-Dax-2  I suppose it can at that.-Sisko
It doesn't have to make sense. It's the rule. Live with it.
It doesn't matter how hot the room is; it's always room temperature.
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
It get's under my skin, within, take in, the extent of my sin - NIN
It has been quite a day. Has it not?-Data
It hasn't been my day all year.
It is a good day to die.-Kor
It is a possibility.-Data
It is an omen.  It is the sign...of LaForge.-Worf
It is easier to be critical than to be correct.
It is elementary, my dear Riker...sir.-Data
It is going to be... okay.-Data
It is Illogical, captain. I wonder who said this...
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
It is improbable, but it is possible.-Data
It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
It is not consistant with what we know about them.-Data
It is not logical, but it is often true.-Spock
It is not our way to play requests...-Worf
It is not the guns that kill, it's the people.
It is only an empty shell now. Please treat it as such.
It is our way...It is the Klingon way!-Kurn
It is over 87 million years old.-Data
It is pronounced DAY-ta.  One is my name, the other is not.-Data
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.-Ro
It is the shoes.-Data
It is very cold in space...-Khan Noonian Singh
It is very good to see you both again.-Data
It is you that is not real.-Data
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It IS the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, Captain!-Data
It is...*frown*  It is...*sniff*  It is green.-Data
It is...large.-Data
It isn't stolen... It's creatively re-systhesized!
It looks like an optical illusion, but it isn't.
It makes the junior officers nervous.-Tuvok
It may be that the world was created so that evil could exist.
It might help you loosen up.  Or not.-Neelix
It must be sad being a species with so little imagination.
It rained again today...must be in Washington!
It seems, Admiral, that I've got all his marbles.-McCoy
It shall be said:  He died as he had lived:  In his sleep.
It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries!
It sounds like a can of worms to me.
It sure is nice to have your katra back in your head.-McCoy
It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger man to laugh at him
It takes a lot of balls to play Golf the way I do.
It takes two to make an argument, unless you have a wife.
It was a recreation of the Orient Express.-Data
It was hot the night we burned chrome....
It was more like fighting Klingons...no offense.-Riker
It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines...
It was the only way to save the other two.-Data
It wasn't very smart of you to take on three Nausicans.-Q
It won't work.-Kirk
It worked, ahh.. now if I can just remember what I did???
It works better if you plug it in.
It would be illogical to kill without reason.-Spock
It'd be a great pleasure to give away Ms. Troi.-Picard
It'll work.  Just stop scratching.-Sisko
iT'S HarD tO TYPe wHIlE holDING tHAt FiRsT CUp of CoFFeE!!!
It's 3AM and my face is melting from CRT Radiation
It's a bird, it's a plane - It's Powdered Toast Man!
It's a fine line between fishing & standing still
It's a food replicator.-Torres
It's a great country, but it's a strange culture! - G. Carlin
It's a poor musician who blames his instrument.
It's a pretty big decision, Jean-Luc.-Q
It's a song. You green-blooded Vulcan.-McCoy
It's about Seska.-EMHP
It's Admiral Hungry!  He's FED, Jim!
It's all or nothing. And nothing's all I ever get.
It's all prostitution, if you just do it for the money.
It's all true...especially the lies.
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat...
It's better than prison.-Ro
It's Bobcat Goldwaite!  He's ZED, Jim!
It's called "Windows" because it's such a "pane" to use.
It's comin' apart, Lad!-Scotty
It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness.
It's Ensign Band-Aid  He's bled, Jim!
It's Ensign dog.  He's shed, Jim!
It's Ensign Hoover.  He's a Fed, Jim.
It's Ensign Kennedy!  He's TED, Jim!
It's Ensign Rose.  She's red, Jim!
It's Ensign Scarlet  She's red, Jim!
It's getting deep. Where *did* I put those boots?
It's going to take a little time to explain, Number One.
It's great to be a part of something so good that's lasted so long.
It's great to be smart, because then you know stuff.
It's hard to be humble when you're having so much fun.
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's hard to keep your head when your neck's on the line.
It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent.-Q
It's illegal to have anarchy!
It's Judge Q to you.-Q
It's kinda fun to consummate the impossible.
It's Lieutenant Beggar.  He's pled Jim.
It's Lieutenant Flintstone.  He's Fred, Jim.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it...-Spock
It's like deja vu all over again.
It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's no use, Captain.  We're dead in space.-Scotty
It's no use, Jim, he's--oh that's just swell.  Now you're dead, too!
It's not a BALLOON, it's an AIRSHIP!!
It's not a cloaking device as we know it.-Tuvok
It's not a heart attack.... it's a cardiac event
It's not an attitude... it's the way I AM !
It's not broken because I haven't fixed it yet.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?
It's not that life is too short, it's that we're dead so long.
It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
It's not the people, stupid, it's the Government!!
It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win.
It's NOT a bug, it's our 'Does-The-User-Use-It?' feature!
It's OK to laugh in bedroom;  but DON'T point!
It's one of his least appealing qualities.-Garak-2
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's OS/2, Jim, but not OS/2 as we know it.
It's private, one-on-one, confidential, and di-SCREET!
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead, Jim.
It's Talerian Death Syndrome, isn't it?-Barkley
It's the cold, dark winters that drives them mad, Sir.
It's time to kick some *ss and chew bubblegum!
It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift.-Kirk
It's WORSE than that, he's DEAD JIM, DEAD!
Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Jack Daniel's Law of Motion:  You Can't fall off the floor
Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle!-Q
JEEP:  Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jees If You Love Honkus
Jeffrey's favorite recipes:  VINCE Meat Pie.
Jello!  It's alive!  Feel it wiggle as it slides down your throat!
Jenna... are we no longer... a couple?-Data
Jesus loves you. But then again, so does Barney.
Jesus May Love You But I Don't
Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes!
Jesus Saves! Passes to Moses! He Shoots! He Scores!!!!
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.  -  Archie Bunker
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
Jim, I believe you knew him.-Spock
Jim. Your name is...Jim.-Spock in ST3:TSFS
Joan of Arc is dead -- Long live Joan of .ZIP!
Joe DeFrates-The Chilli Man-Only winner of both CASI and ICS Championships
John Major has Mad Prime-Minister Disease.
Johnny can't read? With New Math, Johnny can't even count!
Johnson & Johnson Tagline:  ############### "ouch"
Join me, Riker. A good game needs rules and planning.-Q
Join the army they said. See the world they said...
Join you where?-Janeway
Joystick:  Peripheral used by consulting adults.
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Jump through hoops? I don't think so. Crawl through Windows? *HELL NO*!!
Jumping to conclusions:  a dangerous exercise!
Just a little pin-prick... there'll be no more...
Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating
Just change the gravitational constant of the Universe!-Q
Just crank it up!
Just don't be late for your shift.-Riker to Data
Just dream, Data. Dream.-Soong
Just get it done.-Jelico
Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade...
Just like a teddy bear, the older I get, the more I'm worth!
Just my opinion (But I'm right)...
Just plead the Fifth -- or drink  it -- either way.
Just remember, >Captain< Riker's never lost.-Riker
Just Say NO - To Sex With Pro-Lifers
Just try it, shorty!-Tasha Yar
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
Just when I get my ducks in a row, some SOB shoots one...
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Just when you think it's hopelessly broken, it works.
Kamikaze Tutor:  "Watch this, I will do it only once."
KARAOKE:  A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.
Keep America Beautiful, run over a politician!
Keep America Free, run over a Democrat!
Keep honking...I'm reloading!!
Keep playing with your floppy, you'll go blind.
Keep Reality out of the reach of children.
Keep that sense of humor; it's critical.
Keep up with the Joneses? I can't keep up with the Simpsons!
Keep your brain inside your head until the ride comes to a full stop.
Keeps calling me its master, but I feel like its slave.
Kennedys - 2  Women - 0
Keptin, a Romulan wessel ahead!  A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?
Keptin, vee haff found the nucleer wessels!-Chekov
Kes! Now look what she's gotten us into!-Neelix
Keyboard not connected . . . . Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard only cryptic stuff below this line.
Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect!-Kirk
Khan, this isn't the worm normally in the tequila.-Checkov
Kid...have you rehabilitated yourself?
Kill it now!-Worf
Killer Pink bunnies atack Port Orchard, Film at 11:00.
Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life.
Kirk to Enterprise  'Hello, this is the Enterprise answering machine'
KISS MY VULCAN BUTT! -Spock
Kissing Butt, Groveling and sucking up never made anybody poor.
Klingon justice is a unique point of view.-Sarek
Klingon males do not roar.  The females roar.-Worf
Klingon men read love poetry...and duck a lot.-Worf
Klingons appreciate strong women.-Worf
Klingons choose their friends very carefully.-Guinan
Klingons do not faint.-Worf
Klingons do NOT allow themselves to be... probed.
Klingons do NOT procrastinate!  It is a...TACTICAL delay!-Worf
Klingons do NOT sweat, they... perspire, with Honor.
Klingons never bluff.-Worf
Know what I mean?  Wink, wink.  Nudge, nudge!
Knowledge BEGINS with the FIRST question asked!!!
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.--Alfred Tennyson
Knowledge will not acquire you, you must acquire it.
KoshDOS:  You are not ready to access this file.
La muerte no existe.....solo esta en la mente!
LA freeways - where you're either a Dodger or an Angel!
Laddie, ya think ya might like ta..rephrase that?-Scott
Laddie, you'll be needin' something to wash that doon with.-Scottie
Laptop:  Lighter than the avg. secretary
Lately I find I can't find my piece of mind.. - East Ash
Latest figures show the death rate remaining steady at one per person.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects!
Laughter lubes life's engine.
Laundry:  A place where clothes are mangled.
Law of Retaliation:  Do whatever your enemies don't want you to do.
LAW OF FAST FOOD:  Cheap, Fast, Good. - Choose any two.
Laws are society's common sense, written down for the stupid.
Lawyer:  Larval stage of politician.
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Lawyers:  a festering boil on the backside of humanity!!
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!
Lead me not into temptation.  I can find it myself
Learn, Adapt, Move Forward. Be Well & of Good Spirits!
Learn from your parents mistake......use birth control.........
Learn to fly.  Skydive.
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Leave me alone!-Amanda Rogers to Q
Lemming - Hamster with suicidal tendencies
Lemming Mantra:  "Just keep it in the foreground and it'll be ok."
Les Paul, more Strat, Les Paul, more Strat...
Less talk. More synthehol.-Worf
Less than 100 posts to go!
Let he among you without sin cast the first... OW! HEY!!....
Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.
Let men say whate'er they will, women rules them still.
Let no man imagine that he has no influence.
Let no one say we did not fight until the last....
Let others toast good fortune; I shall drink to Excess.
Let them eat static!
Let's choose up sides and argue about it!
Let's do it.-Dr. Beverly Crusher, Acting Captain
Let's find that ship. Full sensor scan, Mr. Data.-Riker
Let's get the &#$% out of here.-Kirk
Let's go eat something grey.
Let's go.-Q to Amanda Rogers
Let's put wierd & wierd together to make it even wierder!
Let's sample the local cuisine, shall we?-Picard
Let's see what's out there...-Picard
Let's try randomly accessing YOUR memory once.
Let's... Let's get acquainted.-Picard
Liar:  One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Liberace was great on the piano, but sucked on the organ.
Liberals hold half-truths to be self evident.
Liberals make the best hippocrites!
Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words.-Kirk
LIBERTY, n. One of Imagination's most precious possession
Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole in the viewer?
Life after death? Is it like terminate and stay resident?
Life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies!
Life could get very complicated if you lose track of your Reality.
Life has shown that nice guys finish last.
Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.
Life is just a party and party weren't meant to last.
Life is just one damn thing after another.
Life is like MS Windows... You never know what you're gonna get.
Life is pathetic when your hallucinations lie to you.
Life is real! life is earnest! the grave is not the goal.
Life is too important to be taken seriously!
Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first.
Life is uncharted territory, it reveals it'self one moment at a time.
Life is what you make it, so don't screw up the recipe!
Life starts at '030, fun at '040, impotence at '86!
Life without bears would be unbearable.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
life.obj:  error L2029 '_social_life':  unresolved external
Life:  It beats the alternatives.
LIFE! Don't talk to me about life. --Marvin.
Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.
Life's biggest lesson:  it goes on!
Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them.
Life's hard, then you die!!!!!
Life's not passing me by... .it's RUNNING ME OVER!!!!
Life's too short for bad coffee!
Lighten up, dude!  Life is like, too short, y'know.-Troi
Lightyear:  A regular year with less calories.
Like a candle, to give light you must endure burning.
Like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.-Kirk
Like I said, you're quick.-O'Brien-2
Like torment Cardassians?-O'Brien to Q
Like you said, our options are limited.-Riker to Data
Limit politicians to 2 terms:  1 in office & 1 in jail !!!
Line noise provided by U. S. West Communications!
Linux:  Your Brain  -  Windows:  Your brain on drugs.
Lions and tigers and... DRAGONS?!?  Oh $#!@%^)...
Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet?' Geordi
Liten up or BE LITENED UP.
Lithium.  Melts in your mind, not in your mouth.
Little One... Mr. Woof!  Come, join us!-Lwaxana Troi
Live long and proper.-Hammer, of Vulcan.
Live long and suffer.-Ancient Vulcan curse.
Live teddy bears are best.
Living is making choices.-Picard
Lock on to Wesley's signal.  Maximum dispersion.
Loggers are just doing their job, when the tree huggers will let them.
Logic does not cease to exist because it is ignored.
Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow.-Spock
LOGIC IS AN ORGANIZED WAY OF GOING WRONG WITH CONFIDENCE
Loitering with intent to hesitate.
Look at this.-Picard to Data
Look for Clinton to be re-elected because Americans are stupid...
Look for ways to make your boss look good!
Look, I have no reason to believe Q is lying.-Picard
Look, I'm not saying she did anything wrong.-Carey
Look, it's another one of those giant robot shows. I hate gia [stomp]
Look its a babble fish:  ><>     øúù<><   ><>úø
Look Jerky... I don't needa talk to you
Look me in the eye, then tell me I'm satisfied -Replacements
Look out for barking dogs that bite.
Look to where the young tree stood  /  Behold the empty place.
Look unimportant, the enemy are probably short of ammo too!
Look upon my works, oh ye mighty,... and giggle.
Look upon your executioners, killer of children!-Kang
Looking for a good illusion to believe in.
Looks as though he's been attacked by an animal.-Picard
Looks like we're all in the same boat.-LaForge
Loop:  See Continuous Loop.
Lorena Bobbit in Germany:  Choppenderwienerhoffen.
Lose weight--eat stuff you hate.
Lost anything? Call the White House and ask them to look upstairs....
Lots to talk about, lots to explain.-Merik
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
Love means never having to say, "Put DOWN THAT STEAK KNIFE!"
Love your enemies...But wear a condom!
LOVE YOUR ENEMIES.  THEY HATE THAT.
Lovely thing, isn't she?-Claudius    Very.-Kirk
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand
LSD:  Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
Lt., you're with me.  You too, Doc.  Time to be a hero.  Yes, sir!
Luke and Mara's Amateur Sex Holos, on the next "A Current Affair"!
Ma Bell is m$3essing up m&!@y Tagline ag*##ain.
MAC error msg:  "Like dude, something went wrong"
Machines should work... People should think...
Machines used in demolition are called Cats.  Coincidence?
Macintosh:  The computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh:  The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh:  They're designed for idiots, how hard can it be?
MacIntosh:  Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macooy, bring OUR child!-Eleen
Madness takes its toll,  Please have exact change.
Magic trick every Otaku knows:  How to make whole paychecks..DISAPPEAR!
Mail Media.  Do not expose to Flames!
Mail Not Found:  (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Mail packet:  Dehydrated letters, just add computer!
Maintenence Free - It's impossible to fix.
Major Triad:  The name of the head of the Music Department.
Majority rule:  100 people are smarter than one person.  Say what?
Make a wish, it might come true.
Make friends with Sysops:  Page them at 3 a.m.
Make it a quick, single thrust!-Claudius Marcus
Make it idiot-proof and someone will design a better idiot.
Make it so!!-Capt. Picard
Make love not war... or get married and do both!
Make me scream with pain, then kick me once again, & say we'll never part
Make wind chimes of the Holy Rings for all I care!-Troi
Make your wife angry during sex:  call her up.
Mama Corn to Baby Corn:  The Stalk brought you.
Man is descended from lawyers -- Will Rogers
Man is the dream of a shadow.
Man made booze.  God made Grass.  Who do you trust?
Man this runway is short.. Yea, But look how wide it is..
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Man who lay girl on hill not level.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. - Confucius
Manual Labor.  Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
Manual:  occurring once a year
Many myths are based on truth.-Spock
Many people die of thirst, but the Irish are born with one.
Many women believe the foundation for love is a large stone.
MARINE:  More Average Retarded Individuals Now than Ever!!!!!!!!!
Married men make the best husbands.
Mars Probe ERROR:  A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?
Marvelous.  How easily Humans do that.-Data
Mary had a little lamb, Another mistake at the IVF clinic!
Mary had a little lamb... so she sued the test-tube baby lab.
Mary had a little lamb... with some white wine and a tossed salad.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Math Problems?  Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions.
May I ask when you became morale officer?-Tuvok
May I say you look beautiful this morning.-Neelix
May I... get you a drink, dear?-Data
May Kahless guide us on this day of vengence.-Kang
May the fleas from 1000 camels infest your armpits.
May you never gag on your gahk!-Klingon Proverb
Maybe I've changed in the past few years.-Sisko
Maybe the Pisa-tower is just being italic?
Maybe you can change all that.-Q
Maytag is my middle name.  I'm an agitator.
McCOY:  No (Jim), you'll flood the whole compartment!
Me, a stranger?  Nah, just a friend you haven't met.
Me am cookie borg- Me assimilate cookie!!
Me and you and a Borg named Hugh...
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
Me schizophrenic? I don't think so and neither do I!
Me?  Argumentative?  Prove it!
Mechanics' Rule:  Tighten 'til it cracks, then back off half a turn.
Meddle not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
Medical men are trained in logic, Mr. Spock.-McCoy
Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.
Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing.
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Melted Fruit Snacks On Keyboard.  Delete Children (Y/N)?
Member, Loud & Proud, Ted Nugnet World Bowhunters!  1-800-343-HUNT!
Member, Off-Road Wheelchair Association
Memory error on Brain1 - R)eboot, S)mack upside the head.
Memory Error During Swap - Mind Lost, Sorry...
Memphis bumper sticker:  Cover me, I'm changing lanes !!!
Men are worth what you pay for them!-Lwaxanna Troi
Men look before using the toilet. Women can't grasp this.
Men snore to protect their women from wild animals.
Men talk only to conceal the mind.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Menu:  (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
Mericus is first citizen.  Butcher.-Flavius Maximus
Merkan health care plan:  Don't get sick.  Don't get shot.
Merlin eats windows for breakfast...
Message from God:  Universe rebooting in 5 sec.  Please log out.
Meteor shower tonight.  Bring your own soap.
Mice Krispies:  The breakfast food cats prefer.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch.
Microprocessors become obsolete, bit by bit.
Microsoft, are you listening?
Microsoft gives you Windows OS/2 gives you a whole house!
Microsoft:  Bringing you tomorrow's bugs today!
Microsoft:  Where do you want to wait today?
Middle Age:  When actions creak louder than words.
Middle-aged fish go through minnowpause.
Middle aged is fifteen years older than I am.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code.
Millihelen:  amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
Minds, like parachutes, function only when open.
Minimum waaaaage...   YEEEEEEHAAWWWWWW!!!!
MinneSota-DOS:  You tink so?  (Y)ah sure you betcha  (I) dunno  (U)ff da
Misery loves company, Tuvok.-Chakotay
Missing for six years, and now this.  Junk in space.-Kirk
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
Mister Worf, show these children the airlock.-Picard
Mmm, boy! I love these toenail clippings! - Tom Servo
MNP=Modemers Need Pizza
Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps!
Modem:  A deterrent to phone solicitors.
MODEM:  How a Southerner asks for seconds.
Moderate not, lest thou be moderated thineself.
Mom said I'd have days like this--but THIS MANY??
Mommy, what does "Formatting Drive C" mean?
Mon Capitaine.  I thought you'd never get here.-Q
Monday is the root of all evil.
Money can buy a dog, but only love makes him wag his tail.
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Money is the root of all evil...send $10 for details.
Money isn't everything, usually it isn't even enough.
MONEY TALKS ...   but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces...
More men would be cowards.....Had they courage enough.
Most of my family roots are underground...
Most of us are products of over a century of government schooling.
Most political jokes get elected.
Mother computer is a Newton!
Mouse not found. Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
Mr. Chekov, your agonizer, please.-Spock II
Mr. Data, are you all right?-Picard
Mr. Data, what do we know about this Ardra?-Picard
Mr. Data, what do you mean, 'oh, boy?'
Mr. Data, who is real here?-Picard
Mr. Data.-Riker  Howdy, Commander.-Data
Mr. Data... Nicely done.-Picard
Mr. Kim tells me this is your doing, Mr. Paris.-Janeway
Mr. Rogers works hand in hand with the KGB -Dead Milkmen
Mr. Worf, fire! <Worf picks up extinguisher.>
Mr. Worf, scan that ship!  Aye, Captain. 300 dpi?
Mr. Worf... still struggling up the evolutionary ladder, I see.
MRTG:  The memory is the first thing to go, I forget what comes next
MS-DOS = suit & tie; Macintosh = cool shades; Amiga = high heels & leather
Multitasking:  Leaving a message *and* a Tagline!
Multitasking:  Reading in the bathroom.
Must fight... urge to... violate... innocent!
Must you always be so blasted honest?!-McCoy
Must you stand so close to me?!?-Worf to Riker
Muzzle it!-Troi
My ancestors did what?????
My best thinking got me in my WORST trouble.
My bumper sticker says:  My other car is a psychic two headed chicken.
My cat has gone to the dogs....
My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
My CMOS isn't saved, but I'm praying for it
My computer has Lots of Gates.  AND, OR, NAND, NOR, XOR, but no BILL!
My continuing mission to find new ways of looking foolish.
My cow died...So I don't need your bull
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
My favorite part of dinner!-Riker
My first keyboard used Morse Code.
My foot's asleep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
My gun has killed less people than ted Kennedy's car.
My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead.-Data
My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
My hard drive is in shape ... NO FAT ....
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost its FAT.
My HMO assigned me to Dr. Kevorkian.
My Home Board; The Torture Chambre:  Bremertons Best BBS!!
My little brother watching UY:  Does that kid have a di*k on his head?
My mind doesn't just wander. Sometimes it goes away entirly.
My mind is willing, my checkbook is weak.
My mother was a travel agent for guilt trips.
My name is Crusher. Where's Ensign Walnut?-Beverly
My name is Ragansi and killing men like you is my greatest joy.
My only regret is dying and finding YOU here.-Picard
My other computer is a Commodore 64.
My other computer is a Cray.
My other computer is a VAX.
My OTHER computer is an Colecovision!
My PC is a screamer!  "UPGRADE ME!  UPGRADE ME!!  NOW!!!
My real estate agent?  Virtual Realty, of course.
My reality check just bounced.
My skull is composed of cortinite and duranium.-Data
My software has no feeling in it   PLEASE TURN ME ON  ***POWER***
My suspicion is she was born Cardassian.-EMHP
My thoughts are illegal in 37 states.
My train of thought just chugged out o'the station.
My wallet's cache is disabled.
Myth #1:  The computer only does what you tell it to do.
Myth--a religion in which no one any longer believes.
NAFTA = North American Fajita + Taco Agreement
NAFTA:  No American Factories Taking Applications.
Name 3 biggest winds.  Rush, Newt, and a tornado.
Narf.  Poit.  Zort.  Egad.
NASCAR fans do it at high speeds!!
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw!
Nausea:  the feeling that what goes down must come up.
Navy pilots hate it when they see NO CARRIER...!
NCC-1701-D:  This is NOT your father's Oldsmobile!
NCC-1701.  No bloody A, B, C, *or* D.-Scotty
Neither rain nor snow nor line nois~^+*)*&#!$#NO CARRIER!
nemo me impune lacessit   Latin:  No one provokes me without punishment
Nenedrank2muchandstrippedinfrontofeveryone.
Nephritedrank2muchandmadeapassatQueenBeryl.
Network Management is Like herding Cats.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live there
Never ask for what you can take.-Ferengi Proverb.
Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.
Never be ashamed of patriotism!
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
Never buy a software package bigger than your head.
Never commit yourself. Let someone else commit you.
Never eat a clown.  They taste funny.
Never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never get carried away by a flood of logic
Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never hit a man with glasses.  Always use your fists.
Never judge a book by its movie.
Never judge a fruit by its skin.-Neelix
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Never let yesterday or tomorrow use up today.
Never mind house shoes....just give me a nice warm cat at my feet!
Never-Never Land:  Place Where No One Grows Up.
Never open a can of worms unless you plan on fishing!
Never order barbeque from a restaurant with a wine list.
Never put a ? where God has put a period.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
Never second guess a Trekkie.-Patrick Stewart
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
Never tell me the odds.-Capt. Solo
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.            -L. Long
NEVER let THOUGHT intefere with OPINION
New "Divorcee Barbie"!  It comes with all Ken's stuff!
New Book:  BAD MONEY by Count R. Fitz.
New diet..just tip the table and eat whatever falls in.
New Mail not found.  Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
New South DOS:  Yantoo? (Yup/Nope?)
New systems generate new problems
NEWS FLASH:  Dried chilis discovered in Dead Sea Scrolls!
NEWS:  Next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
Newspaper Ad:  Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.
Newt G. is so full of bull he could start a cattle ranch
Newt:  "You can kiss any idea of a post-medieval health plan good-bye!"
Next he'll be saying he prefers it over Earth History.-McCoy
Next time, give "The gift that keeps on giving" -- A female kitten.
Next time you wave at me use more than one finger.
Next to women, sleep is the most wonderful thing in the world
Nice computers don't go down.
Nice fart! I bet that was an 8 on the open-ended Rectum scale.....
Nice form, but she missed the pool.  That will affect her score.
Nice legs...for a human.-Worf
Nice planet.-Worf
Nice to meet you... Pinocchio.-Riker
Nicky's mind isn't always in the gutter,sometimes it comes out to feed.
Night shows stars and women in a better light.
Nil Carborundum Illegitemos - Petronius the Arbiter CIV-BCE
Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense - Disraeli
No amount of careful planning will ever replace Dumb Luck.
No animals were harmed during the production of this message.
No brains, no headaches.
No, Doctor, but they do have superior experience.-Data
No freedom can stand without virtue in the people. - Andrew
No good buys, just amenities.-Yar at the mall
No great genius ever existed without a touch of madness. -G.Herbert
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.-Kirk
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist
No man is an island, but some have long peninsulas.
No man is smart enough to be funny when he is drunk.
No matter how large that drive is, it'll never be enough.
No matter what it is, it's more important than housework.
No matter what,,,,the other line always moves faster.
No matter who you vote for the government gets in.
No more sick days? Call in dead.
No need to shop around - u have a good shit at home
No, no, no - REVENGE is the best revenge.
No, no, nurse! I said PRICK his BOIL, not boil his ...
No, No! The time travel seminar was held next week !
No one beneath you can offend you, no one your equal would.
No one can hear when you're Screaming in Digital!
No one can think clearly with clenched fists.
No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.
No one likes a beast with an attitude, or a dragon with a chest-cold.
No one tells us hermits anything! -Master Roshi
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun - Pink Floyd
No person ever became wicked all at once.
No person should govern another without their permission.
No problem is so complex it can't be run away from.
No sense being pessimistic.  It wouldn't work anyway!
No sky/ no earth/ only the snow's ceaseless falling. Hashin
No statute of limitations on stupidity.
No, stupid, infertility is NOT hereditary.
No tagline, I'm an online reader :)
No wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard.
No wonder you ended up with Picard.-Q to Vash
NO!!! For battle come to *ME*!!!-Worf
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Nobody for President!  Who balanced the budget?  Nobody, that's who.
Nobody home but the lights, and they're out, too.
Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.-Kirk
Nobody touches my nose except me!-Ro Laren
Nocturnal golfers enjoy swinging nightclubs.
Non sequitur. Your facts do not correlate.
None of this is real. It is a simulation.-Data
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Nonmystics use dictionaries, mystics use thesauruses.
NorthWest Computer Outlet rips you off!  Shop Around!
Nosense:  sixth sense makes you disbelive the other five.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Nostalgia was much better in the old days when I was young.
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a monster, Neelix, but a life form.-Janeway
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not all questions worth asking have answers...
Not bad.  Not bad at all.-Q
Not confused, just a different perspective on reality!!
Not even a bite on the cheek for old time's sake?-K'eylahr
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
Not much of a program... Computer!... Level two.
Not now, dear.  Mother's chopping some wood.-Luaxanna Troi
Not only is it dangerous to think! Even worse, it may be contagious!
Not Ready reading recipie (A)bort (R)etry (P)hone for Pizza
Not this time, Picard.-Q
Not tonight, dear.  I have a modem.
Not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame!
Nothing can overshadow a man's ego except a woman's.
Nothing HAS changed, Jean-Luc. Except yourself.-Q
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Nothing is quite so elegant as the gift of words.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing like a good dose of bass to cure constipation.
Nothing our shields can't handle.-Kim
Nothing spoils a good story like sticking to the facts.
Nothing succeeds like excess.
Nothing to lose but my access privileges.
Nothing's wrong with the Pentiums.  It's the New Math!
now we are much larger and most no longer wish to experience
Now all we can do is wait, and hope someone takes the bait.-Chakotay
Now can we please get back to insulting one another?
Now do you understand?-Q to Amanda Rogers
Now I think they're trying to blow me up. A fairly average day...
Now in Playgirl:  The Men of BBS's.
Now let's blow this thing and go home!
Now, lie down, good fairy, a wish is a wish!
Now may be an excellent time to become a missing person.
Now, Mr. Paris!-Janeway
Now press R to reply to me!
Now the war can continue.-Gowron
Now, this choice is more difficult.-Q
Now what are you going to do with it?-Koloth
Now what?-Jen Sisko 2  Uh, I'll think of something.-Ben Sisko
Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
Now would be a good time, Mr. O'Brien.-Picard
Nude parasailing.... think about it.
Nuke them 'til they glow, then shoot them in the dark
NukuNukutried2swimbutshesanklikearock.
Number 00000001, you have the bridge.-Data in command.
NWU (Naked When Ugly) should be a felony.
NY cops go bar-hopping; LA cops go night-clubbing.
O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.
O.K to coninue??  <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
O'Brien, take a nap. You didn't see any of this.-Riker
Obi Wan Glock -- "Use the .40, Luke!!"
Objects under T-Shirts are larger than they appear!
Obsolete, but effective.-Kirk
Obviously I have way too much time on my hands.
Of *course* I'm P.C.! (Pretty Cute describes me perfectly!)
Of all the things to die for.-Torres
Of course I know who I am. I am Jean-Luc Picard.-Riker
Of course I'm crazy! But that doesn't make me WRONG!
Of course I'm on topic... Which echo is this anyway?
Of course I'm right, you knucklehead!!!
Of course I'm running Windows#d+o+ NO CARRIER
Of course I'm sane. The voices said so.
Of course it's different.-Soong to Data
Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!@@@@}}^} NO CARRIER
Of people born in 1839, 100% who ate carrots are dead!
OFF { ON to prevent trying to 'window' AutoCAD } KBD_BUFFER_EXTEND
Oh, Agent Dork, when I said "Search me" I didn't mean it literally!
Oh, and get that fish out of the ready room.-Jelico
Oh cool!  A dildo is only 15 Pepsi-points!
Oh, heavy is the burden of being me!-Q
Oh, how absolutely typical of your species!-Q
Oh, I promise not to tell the junior officers.-Kim
Oh, I think I can walk; I'll try.-McCoy
Oh, nevermind, he's motioning me for my medication again
Oh, no.-Picard
Oh, no! Not *ANOTHER* learning experience!
Oh no!  Not deja vu again!  Oh no!  Not deja vu again!  Oh no!  Not de
Oh, no! Not the Bajoran death chant!-Ro
Oh oh, your zip file is open!
Oh, Picard! I will enjoy you morning, noon and night!-Ardra
Oh, thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it.-Q
Oh, there he goes, off on another ACTING adventure!-Medusa
Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?-Q
Oh well. Nothing a little plasma can't deal with.-Trekkie
Oh Worf, Growl so I know you still care.-Q
Oh, yes, aren't you one of the little people?-Q
Oh, yes, yes, yes!!-Q
Oh, you ARE the minimalist, aren't you?-K'Ehleyr
Oh, you know that one.-Q
Oh, you may not trust me, but you need me.-Q
Oh.... A wiiiise guy, eh?????
Oil.  STP-500.  Room Temperature.-Data
OJ's Email address:  enter.slash.slash.backslash.escape
Ok, I'm weird ! But I am saving up to be eccentric.
Ok, now for a quick backu+A+&2#^1s=
Ok, you've got your point. But where's the comma ?
OK,I'm wierd--but I'm saving up for eccentricity
Old age and treachery will win over youth and skill every time.
Old age is better than the alternative.
Old age:  giving good advice, not setting bad examples.
Old chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake!
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old Sanders never die, they just lose their grit.
Old Scots never die, but they can be kilt...
Old swimmers never die, they just wade away.
Old Techs Dont Die, They Just Loose Their Tweeker!
Old virus detected! Contact your hacker for an update ...
Old:  Alive.  New:  Temporarily metabolically abled.
Omigod--a nation of non-college-educated illiterates!
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
On-Line:  Full But Not Drunk.
On-Line:  Where You Hang Your Laundry To Dry.
On suffering we feed, devouring all beyond our needs...
On that day I shall mourn.-Spock
On the EnterpriseIt's called a 'cue,' Captain.'-Chakotay
On the other hand...  You have different fingers.
ON SALE NOW! Second edition Donney to English Dictionary :)
Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough
Once upon a time, there was a Dalrok...-O'Brien
Once you understand your computer it is obsolete
One &#$% minute, Admiral!-Spock, ST4
One datum the US taxpayers didn't need:  ND82
One does not thank logic.-Sarek
One good turn gets all the blankets.
One man's meat is another man's dinner...
One middle finger is all any real man needs.
One nation, under God, with Liberty, large fries, and a Coke to go.
One of these taglines is doing it's own thing Can you guess which one?
One-Shot:  Unreliable Weapon
One string bass player was so bad, even his section noticed.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...
One to be born from a dragon hoisting the light...
One way or another Taz always get her pound of flesh.
One works in order to live, not vice versa.
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to bind them.
Only a fool fights in a burning house.-Kang
Only a vaRool would use such language in public.-Riker
Only free airwaves can help prevent tyranny.
Only gullible numskulls would elect Clinton president twice!
Only in English would "slim chance" = "fat chance"
Only in your dreams, Commander.-Troi
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday.
Only the cool people admit they're wierd.
Only the educated are free -- Epictetus
Only well reared girls should wear jeans.
Oochie whoochie coochie coo!-McCoy
OOPS:  A word not used by surgeons or dentists!
Oops!!!  Tried to steal my own tagline.
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in . . . .
Open your mouth.-Crusher to Worf
OPEN UP!!  ATF!!  I think we have a warrant!!
Operator powered by Coke, pizza, jalapenos, and chocolate
Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am.
Opossums on the Information Rustic Road....
Opportunity knocks once.  Temptation leans on the doorbell.
Optical Scanner:  Male Visitor In The Key Punch Section
Optimist:  A Yugo owner with a radar detector.
Optimist:  A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch.
Optimist:  An accordion player with a pager!
Or by misleading the innocent.-McCoy
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Originality is the art of concealing your source.
OrPhAn___like us."
OrPhAn___Lord Falkland's Rule:  When it is not necessary to make a
OrPhAn___with my blood."
OS/2 ... 32-bit beauty that's more than just skin-deep.
OS/2 ErrorScan- Windows found:  Remove it? (Y/y)?
OS/2 Warp, Where I Want To Go Today
OS/2 WARP:  The choice of the next generation.
OS/2 WARP:  Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2... Still the Best 32-bit Operating System.
OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2:  Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
OS/2:  More fun than a fish in your pants....
OS/2:  Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Otaku's have the odd ability to speak Japanese without a single class.
Other than that Mrs.Kennedy, how did you like the parade?
Our apologies, but reality is not in service at this time
Our destiny is elsewhere.-Picard
Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near
Our library is far too complicated for a man to handle.
Our mission - To boldly split infinitives no one has split before.
Our own ignorance could kill us.-Riker
Our sense of humor is somewhat similar - sick and twisted.
Our survey of this protostar is complete.-Data
Our viewers need proof!
Out of control and blind as a bat!-Kirk, STIV:TVH
Out of reality?  I've still got checks!!
Out there...*thataway*!-Kirk, ST:TMP
Output Device:  A Word Processor Who Can't Say "No!"
Output Impedance:  Work Stoppage
Output problem
Over what hill??? Where? When? I don't remember any hill!
Overstrike:  To Tempt Fate, E.G., Air Traffic Controllers.
Ow.  I believe I have overexerted myself.-Data
Oxymoron:  Debugged program.
Oxymoron:  Free Lunch
Oxymoron:  Friendly Takeover
Oxymoron:  Functional Manager
Oxymoron:  Government help.
Oxymoron:  Honest Politician.
Oxymoron:  hot chili
Oxymoron:  hot ice
Oxymoron:  Oddly Appropriate.
Oxymoron:  Peace Keeper Missile
Oxymoron:  Political Promise.
Oxymoron:  Portable standard Lisp.
Oxymoron:  President Bill Clinton
Oxymoron:  Random Choice.
Oxymoron:  Superette.
Oxymoron:  Working Dinner.
P-Type Junction:  Crossroads With Comfort Station
Page your Sysop at 3am for free taglines...!!!
Palindrome:  Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Pals?-Q  Civil.-Picard
Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next to it.
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers.
Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
PARANOIA is total awareness of your environment.
Paranoid:  someone who just figured out what's going on.
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me!  Where did you get the idea that the whistle pulls the train???
Paris, did you program this guy?-Torres
Parity Bit:  Union Bargaining Gimmick
Parrot in a raincoat:  polyunsaturated.
Password:  The Nonsense Word Taped To Your Terminal
PATH = C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
PATH=harddrive;drawer;desktop;pocket;boxincloset;boxunderdesk
PATIENCE - A virtue that carries a lot of wait.
Patience:  A form of desperation disguised as a virtue.
PC + Hammer = A good nights sleep.
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU
Pearls-o-wisdom from Mr. Fried-Egg-Chili-Chutney Sandwich
Peeping Tom (n):  A peverted cat on stilts.
Peewee Herman doesn't need a lawyer. He can get himself off.
Penalty for early withdrawel.
Pentiums and Deodorants - When being close is all that matters.
People can be very frightened of change.-Kirk
People like that are the reason we have middle fingers.
People like to get something before they give!-Jim Bakker
People say I'm indecisive.  Am I?  I don't know.
People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs TMBG
People that exercize, die healthy.
People who don't believe in Gosh will be darned, and go to heck.
People who don't laugh aren't very serious.
People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do!
Pepsunami - The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge.
Perfect Paranoia equals Perfect Awareness.
Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again.-Data
Perhaps I am a fool to believe it.-Flavius Maximus
Perhaps that will be enough.-Data
Perhaps there is something wrong with YOU!-Data
Perhaps we could use the visor as a weapon.-Data
Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.-Lwaxanna
Perhaps you know his name. Merik.-Kirk
Perhaps you would be happier in another job?-Data
Perhaps you'll share the joke with me?-Q to Riker
Perhaps...it is a good day to live.-Kang
Perot/Bush/Quayle:  The Milionaire, the Skipper & Gilligan
Peter Norton is the "Betty Crocker" of software!
PHALLUS.....Where the Queen lives, as in Buckingham
Phasers on stun, O'Brien; I want that vole taken alive!
PHENOMENAL ORATORY POWERS......itty bitty tagline space
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Philodoxy:  Taxidermist who specializes in little german dogs....
Photons have mass? I never knew they were catholic.
Physical laws simply cannot be ignored.-Spock
Pi R Square? No! Pie R Round-Cornbread R Square!
Picard, consorting with lower-ranked females?-Q
Picard, grow some hair. Your brain has caught cold.-Q
Picard! You cheated! I'm impressed!-Q
Pick it, Pack it, Roll it Up, and Exhale. tell what you feel
Pick one to die, Captain, or I kill them both.-Data
Picking anything up, Data?-Riker
Pickle:  A cucumber soured by a jarring experience...
Pining for the Fiords?
PKUNZIP finished...PKBLOWJOB now commencing.
Plagiarism is copying from one source, research from more
Plan Position Indicator:  Kama Sutra.
Plastic Bugs. Scare Your Friends. Put Them in a Drink
Plato was a bore. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Playd poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died.
Pleasant dreams, sir.-Data to Picard
Please buckle up BEFORE entering the Information SuperHighway
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.-Spock
Please help protect wildlife
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. <Carl Sandburg>
Pogo Stick:  What happen when Pogo mess wi' Crazy Glue.
Point your finger at someone, and three fingers point at you.
Poker. Is that a game of some sort?-Riker
Poker?-Data
Polaroids - What polar bears get from sitting on icebergs
Police Error:  (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot innocent bystanders
Police officers never die...They just take arrest.
Police Tagline:  Do not cross.
Political Correctness- A marketing term for mind control!
Political Correctness is a Borg plot.
Political debate :DID TOO, DID NOT, DID TOO, DID NOT
Political power grows from the barrel of a gun.          -Mao Szdung
Politically correct?  I'm not even ANATOMICALLY correct!
Politicians & diapers need changing for the same reason..
Politicians, like diapers, need to be changed OFTEN!
Politics:  (poly = many) + (tics = bloodsucking parasite)
Politics:  A bored game.
Polytheism n., the belief that God is a parrot.
Pontiac or Windows' Smartdrive... you decide
Pool is the one with pockets.-Janeway
Poor Morn! This is going to break his heart.-Quark
PORN:  the other white meat.
Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.
Post an intellegent message WOW what a radical concept...
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
poultry farm explosion...police suspect fowl play!
Pound forehead on keyboard to continue.
Power corrupts.  Absolut Vodka corrupts absolutely.
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat, though.
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
Practice safe eating:  use condiments.
Precinct toilets stolen!  Police have nothing to go on...
Predestination was doomed from the beginning.
Prepare to leave this room, and this ship.-Chakotay
Presently orbiting Mars in a Supertramp album.....
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Press <Ctrl-Alt-Del> now to access the pirate software.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press ENTER once to quit or twice to save changes.
Press to test.    Release to detonate...  [@]
Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.
Press:  F1-Help  F2-Extended Help  F3-Give It Up
Priests & politicians should be presumed guilty until found guilty.
Prince of Insufficient Light and Supreme Ruler of Heck.   [DNRC]
PRINT "This program will optimize your computer" :  SHELL "FORMAT C:"
Printer:  An Electromechanical Paper-Shredding Device.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Prisons have not only aspiring writers but aspiring politicians.
Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life:  a debate between Pro-Choice and NO-Choice.
Pro -vs- Con:  Con-gress is the opposite of Pro-gress?
Procrastinators do it when they get a round tuit
Procrastinators do it when they get around to it!
Program too small to fit into memory.
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against wall
PROGRAM:  used to turn data into error messages.
Programmer:  One Who Writes Programs And Trusts Them.  An Optimist.
Programmers give more input/output!
Programmers wanted:  some Assembly required.
Programming requires a warped mind; Not everyone can do it
Proof of sentience:  Enjoying the Internet Oracle.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Protect Japanese forests...clearcut Alberta!
Protect your bagels.  Put lox on them.
Protected Memory:  Remembering To Wear A Condom
Protocol:  For Golf, Arnold Palmer Or Jack Nicklaus.
Prune juice... the drink of warriors.-Worf
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Psychic convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.....
Psychoceramics - the study of cracked pots.
Pulse Delay:  Cardiac Arrest
Punishment should be cruel & unusual it works better.
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Push any key.  Then push the any other key.
Push, Keiko.  Push.  Push, Keiko.  Push. *PUSH*!-Worf
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
Put it away, Dax.-Sisko
Put on your seatbelt... I wanna try something...
Put your address inside your luggage as well as outside!
Put your aim where your mouth is.
Q, enough of this.-Picard  Enough of what?-Q
Q showed me how.-Amanda Rogers to Beverly Crusher
Q wants to do something *nice* for me.    I'll alert the crew.
Q:  How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? A:  2 ways to cross a river!
Q:  Why do Blondes like tilt-wheel steering? A:  More headroom!
Q! I knew you were on my side all along!-Q
Q's log:  Stardate - none of your business...
Quality Bass is like icing, but icing without CAKE is SICKENING!
Quantum mechanics....."Quanta Fixed Fast!"
Query:  Does this information have any practical value?
Question authority.  But pay attention when it answers.
Questions are the beginning of wisdom...
Quick.  Operator.  Give me the number for 911.
Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji.-Q
Quite simply, we're omnipotant.-Q
QWK is the disease. BlueWave is the cure.
QWKRR128 /- Read 'n' Reply offline with a C=128
Radical:  Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Raise your hand if you support gun control:  Seig Heil, Seig Heil....
Raisins:  prunes for midgets.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM:  Rarely Adequate Memory
Rampaging anarchist horde and floating beer party.
Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap Music:  An oxymoron.
Rats.  All my best taglines are on my other computer.
Read instructions carefully before using Reality.
Read messages, not taglines.
Read THE Enviro-Bible:  "Silent Spring" by Rachael Carson!
Reading Klingon....that's hard.-Scotty  Really, Doctor.-Spock
Real Environmentalists eat road kill.
Real multitasking - 3 computers and a chair with wheels!
Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
REAL programmers do it with Si, Ga, Cu & clay
Reality = Non-existant
Reality failure.  Press enter to continuum.
Reality is a figment of your imagination.
Reality is a great concept, where will you ever find beta testers?
Reality is for wimps!
Reality is Worthless
Reality may shift during sex.
Reality-ometer:  [\........]  Hmmph!  Thought so...
Reality only works when you use it.
Reality should not be noisy during sex.
Reality... An illusion induced by a lack of imagination...
REALITY.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Really? I'm beginning to like these Naussicans.-Q
Reboot:  What you do to the computer after the first kick failes
Recycled taglines.  Today only $2.95 for a pack of 20...
Red alert!  Panty shields up!
Red meat isn't bad for you.  Fuzzy blue-green meat is.
Red-shifted:  The ONLY way to travel... Outa here!
Redundancy:  Playing "Battle of Evermore" during housework...
Refuse Novacaine... Transcend Dental Medication.
Reg, you *don't* have Talerian Death Syndrome-Crusher
Rejection:  when your imaginary friends won't even talk to you.
RELAX... It's only ones and zeros anyway.
Release your hate.  Deviate!
Religious Gems; "Gem" Jones, "Gem" Bakker, and "Gem" Swaggart.
Remember, going with the flow, usually takes you down the drain!   OJW
Remember if you go far enough to the right, you'll end up on the left.
Remember, Kicks are for Trids!!!
Remember, Speed kills! Try Windows to relax
Remember that a kick in the butt may equal a step forward
Remember when "Safe Sex" meant locking the door?
Remember:  Freedom isn't Free!
Ren to Sailor Moon, "You EEEEEDDDIIIOOOTT!!"
Replace your sex drive with a disk drive, and you become a SysOp!
Reports of my sanity have been greatly exaggerated.
Request denied.  Have a nice day.
Rescue 9-1-1...Uh-huh..you're lost in the Delta Quadrant?
Rescue me?-Jen Sisko 2   That's what I said.-Ben Sisko
Respect is a rational process.-McCoy
Restaurant on the moon:  Great food, but no atmosphere.
Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Right now I'm not feeling very COMFORTABLE!-Sisko
Right now is a gift -- that's why it's called the "present."
Righto Leftists for Anarchy
Riker! You... YOU did that!-Picard
Rio Rancho resident looks for Federal debt relief!  Clintoon says NO!
Ritz cracker found in drive A.  Delete children Y/N?
Roast Barney with Smurf stuffing - Guaranteed to kill diabetics.
Rodney King joins FidoNet!....."Can't we all just get along?"
Rolling on the Floor While Swiftly Stealing Taglines.
Romance at short notice was her speciality.
Romance is like a game of chess; one false move and you're mated.
Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.-<STVI>
Romulan warbird FASA firing, sir!   Fire the CANON!
Rooting about in the Courts of Infinite Wisdom Through Pain.
Rotisserie:  A ferris wheel for chickens.
Roy Rogers was arrested for exceeding the steed limit!
Rubber Chickens won't puke on you if they drink too much.
Rule of Thumb:  Finish with the same number of fingers you start with.
Rule out incompetence - THEN suspect conspiracy.
Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnostic, Captain.-Geordi
Rush is a BAND, stupid!
Sad fact bout windows bashin is its all TRUE!
Saddle up, Father!-Alexander Roshenko
Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?"
Sailor-moon and Power Rangers:  any difference?
Salesman's dictionary:  obsolete ( adj. ) sold
Sam, Ziggy says you're a Klin- <*WHAP*> -Klingon.
Same old routine I suppose, Number One?-Picard
Same thing we do every night pinky, Fail to take over the world!
Same to you and whatever you meant by that!
Samson used the Jawbone of an Ass. So does Rush Limbaugh.
Satyrs have more faun.
Save burnt out lighttbulbs - I need them for my darkroom.
Save changes before exit?  (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?!?
Save trees, eat beavers.
Say, can I use that in my tagline?
Say goodbye, Data.-Wesley  Goodbye Data.-Data
Say no to Nuclear Power; say yes to Exxon Valdez, again and again.
Say!  I *like* green eggs and ham!  I do!  I like them, Sam-I-Am!
Scepticism is slow suicide.
Schrodengers Cat?  It's around here someplace.
Scott me up Beamie!
SCOTT:  She'll launch on time and she'll be ready!
Scotty, 1 to beam up. Bzzzzzz  Not him! Me!
Scotty, alter our course to...Beta BETA III!-Wesley
Scotty, beam me up. I'm about to experience a dynalink error...
Scotty, beam me up!  But I don't have the power...
Scotty, beam us a board!  (2x4 drops from sky)
Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!
Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!
Scotty, Sorry to keep you waiting.-Kirk
Scotty, we have a 'situation' here. Beam down Ensign Expendable.
Scouting:  A gang you WANT your boy to join!
Screw the Prime Directive...Give the Borg a copy of Windows 95!
Second Amendment:  in case the gov'mnt ignores the others!
Secrecy is the beginning of Tyranny.                         -L. Long
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
See cat.  See cat run.  All right, who opened the cat food?
See that clothes rack in the store?  Now, _there_'s a tagline!
See you at duty call.-Janeway
See you... Out There.-Q
See?  I can be serious once in a great while!!
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
Self-destruction is cowardice in the highest extreme.
Self-made man:  A horrible example of unskilled labor.
Send Bill $1000 in monopoly money for his defense fund!
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Sentimental??? No, I said you are semi-mental!
Set coordinates.-Janeway  Aye, Captain.-Tuvok
Set course for Betazed, Mr. Data... *Warp Nine*!-Picard
Several different programs appear to be running.-Data
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex is a killer... so die happy!
Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is!
Sex is like air.  It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex:  Male ( )  Female ( )  Not Enough (X)
Sexy women are nature's way of saying "Keep it up"!
SFAME :  Still the Best Full Screen Message Editor for Spitfire.
Shakka, when the walls fell.
Shall we?-Sisko  After you.-Garak-2
Sharks will not eat lawyers.  Professional courtesy you know.
She canna take much more o' this, Captain!-Scotty
She cried -- and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook!
She criticized my house so I knocked her flat.
She has wonderful muscles.-Chekov
She is just as sweet as Cathy-Lee suckin sugar cubes!!
She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something.
She saw the phone bill & smashed my modem.  UPGRADE TIME!
She was married to me.  She had to be patient.-Riker
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.
She who laughs, lasts.
She'll just have to stop behaving like a Q.-Q
She'll launch on time and she'll be ready!-Scotty
She's ready Jim; Lock and Load!
She's So Ugly, I Bet A Cat Wouldn't Cover Her Up.
She's such a plucky little thing now, isn't she?-Q
Shell to DOS....Come in, DOS.....Do you Copy?
Shh! I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Shields!  SHIELDS!!!-Capt. Sulu
Shin:  a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shoot a tourist in Miami and win valuable prizes
Shooting tourists out of season is a no-no!
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.. - Ash
Short term thinking can lead to long term disasters.
Show him we're not to be trifled with.-Picard
Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you!-McCoy
Sick of telemarketers?  Never answer before the 5th ring.
Silence is a form of acceptance & the Gov't Loves it
Silence that child!-Data
Silence the child or send him away!-Sela
Silence your dog, Captain!-Tomallak
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silver Xpress? Its tracks were washed out by a Blue Wave!
Simple advice is the best advice. --Law of Advice.
Simple.  Just do this.  <universe ends>-Wesley
Since I quit the statistics class I'm at least 62% happier.
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
Since my name's Wanda, I should get all the M&Ms with W on them.
Sir, Deck Fourteen reports that the toilet's blocked.
Sir, drop shields.-Data
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-ft cl
Sir, I have ruled. Please sit down.-Data
Sir, I seem to be stuck.-Data  Well, get unstuck.-Picard
Sir, several zebras are requesting transport.-O'Brien
Sir, we are receiving 285,000 hails.-Lt. Crusher
Sir!  Klingons on the starboard bow!  Well, scrape 'em off.
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking *.,uw)& NO CARRIER
Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
Sit Spot.  Sit Spot.  Sit Spot.  Sit Spot.-Data
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day.
Skeleton found in tree.. 1959 hide & seek champion finally found!!
Sledge-O-Matic
Sleep, Data!-Picard/Locutus
Sleep n :  the short time between BBS'ing and work
Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops.....
Slippers. Ruby. Red.-Dr. Crusher
Small talk between cats:  "Shred any good books lately?"
Small talk.-Picard  Yes, sir.-Data
Smartometer:  Û°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 4.2% "Getting better!"
Smile, hockey season is upon us!
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile... cause it ALWAYS COULD be worse...
Smile...and let everyone wonder what you are up to!
Smith & Wesson:  The original "Point-and-Click" interface.
Smith smashed a towering shot that hit a popcorn vendor.
Smithers--release the hounds!
Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance.
Smoking not only stunts your growth, it starts one.
Smurfs happen when mice eat Carl's homemade Protoculture Feed
So, if you had to do it all over again?-Q
So, is there a runaway cadet in here?-Geordi
So live that when a sermon is pointed, it's not at you.
So lock on to my signal, and BEAM ON DOWN!
So many messages, so few megs.
So simple, a child could do it. (Child sold separately)
So, son, how are you?-Riker to Rascals' Picard
So, this is a Vulcan.-Claudius Marcus
So what do we do?  Do I go first?-Janeway
So what if I'm old?...  I'm still cute!
So why don't you go to your animal guide and talk it out?-Seska
So, you have my missing brain cell.  Give it back!
So YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!!
Socialized Health insurance?  Its Med, Jim...
Socks the Cat admits trying catnip in his youth, but didn't inhale.
SODOMY.....A special type of fast growing grass
Soft judges make hardened criminals.
Software independent:  Crashes with all software.
Software too hard
Software upgrade installed:  Press your luck to continue.
Sold my soul to Satan.  Wanted a refund, but I said "No."
Solids.-Janeway
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some days the smile just barely covers the pain.
Some folks are too polite to be up to any good.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set!
Some mornings it's just not worth knawing thru the straps
Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
Some people's idea of roughing it is a cabin with no TV.
Some peopwe cwaim that thewe's a woman to bwame.  - Elmer Buffet
Some smokers quit 'cause there's no air in the coffin.
Some think I am a pain in the neck, others have a lower opinion!
Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money.-Geordi
Someone back East is saying, "Now, why don't he write?"
Someone changed my program
Someone pulled the plug
Someone tell the fat lady to shut up.  It ain't over yet.
Someone's at the door...
Something tells me that's not part of your plan.-Jen Sisko 2
Something's wrong.  Data, you have the bridge.-Riker
Sometimes I feel like working, but I resist manfully.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy...other days I let her sleep!!
Sometimes I'm dreaming where all the other people dance -The Cure
Sometimes, Number One, you just have to... bow to the absurd.
Sometimes silence makes a better person...
Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die.
Sometimes you can observe a lot by watching.
Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger, sometimes the ball.
Sooo...We are in Law Enforcement.-Worf to Alexander
sOrRry foR mY unEveN hAnDwriTinG, i aM rEalLY dOinG mY bESt' yOu knOw.
Sorry, Commander, but I must decline.-Data
Sorry I'm late. I was stuck in drug traffic.
Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY!
Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids...
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
Sound medical advice.-Kirk to McCoy
Sound System gonna bring me back up....
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Spandex is unhealthy. Cellulite cannot breathe in such confines....
Spankings:  They're not just for birthdays, anymore!
Speak kind words, you'll hear a wonderful echo!
Speech is not to express our wants but conceal them.
Speed:  all of 200 KPH.-Paris
Spell-check? I don't need no steenking spell-check!
SpellChecker? Who NEEDS a spellchecker?!?!
Spellings:  Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spiders only use 8-bits. <byte!>  OUCH!!
Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels...
Spitwads are not free speech
Spock, do you know Row Row Row Your Boat?-McCoy
Spock, It's a song, you're not supposed to analyze it!-McCoy
Spock, there it is! The edge of the galaxy#&&%$&#!)&(NO BARRIER
Spock was always impressionable.-Sarek
Spock, You HAVE gone where no man has gone before!
Spot does not respond to verbal commands.-Data
Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work.-Data
SPOT!! COME HERE!!-Worf
Stack Overflow:  Too many pancakes. Eat some? [Y/n]
STACK OVERFLOW .. I told you not to FLUSH the Buffers!
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stalin to Roosevelt:  "The masses are asses"
Stand-by, Scotty.-Kirk   Very wise, Captain.-Claudius
Standard Disclaimer:  Views of this user are his own opinions.
Standards are wonderful:  so many from which to choose!
Star Trek Friday the 13th Part XXXVI:  Jason Stalks the Enterprise.
Star Trek II The Musical:  The Rap of Khan.
Starship, lock in on this. Three to beam, uh!-Merik
Start a download, get a beer...now *thats* multitasking!
Stealth Condoms - She'll never know you're coming
Steriotypically, gay people are not faggots, but bigots think they are.
Stewpid iz az stipud doozed
Stick out your brain and we'll see who learned more...
Still circling, trying to find my wife's good side.
Still no help for the Klingon.-Troi
Stimpy, I told not to pick Serena's belly button!!!
STNG ?:  If Q were castrated, would he become... O?
STONESKIN means never having to say-- MEDIC!
Stop a criminal today.  Shoot him.
Stop smirking, Number One.-Picard
Stop world hunger. Live where the food is!
Stove Top?  I'm stayin'!
Strangers are friends who have never met.
Strictly a Maquis operation.-Seska
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Students of iron plumbing fixtures:  Ferrous Faucet Majors
Stupid Out of blooming stack space errors!
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DON'T (drink coke) WORK ON ME!
SUBsend moneyLIMINAL TAGLINE...
Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a cannot.
Success has a thousand fathers; failure is a bastard.
Success is simply a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf.-Q
Superballeffectballisticexponentialbounces...
Supercalafragilisticsadomasochism!
Superior ability breeds superior ambition.-Spock
Superior morality.-Q
Superstition is the religion of the feeble minds.
Support Death Penalty for stream piracy!
Support your local medical examiner:  die strangely.
Supra modems ... so strong they come in a metal box.
Sure! That's easy for you to say!-O'Brien-2
Surely there must be something you want.-Q
Surely you don't see your species like that, do you?-Q
Surgeon General's Warning:  Birth can lead to death.
Surly to bed, and surly to rise.
Surprise the elderly.  Wax the stairs.
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Surrounded?  No, we're just in a target rich environment.
Suspense:  period after mosquito in the bedroom stops buzz
Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast!-Picard
Sweeping generalities are often fraught with inaccuracy.
Swimming is too much like...>bathing<.-Worf
Swords! ONLY!-Claudius Marcus
Synonym (n.):  The word you use when you can't spell the other one.
Synthesized speech:  the ultimate screen saver!
Synthetic Scotch...synthetic commanders...-Scotty
SYS 35:  INEPT OPERATOR ERROR
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
Sysop requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode.
SYSOP \'sis „p\ n:  the person laughing as you type.
Sysoping:  More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
System maintenance about to begin.
System's down
Systems analyst needs psychoanalyst
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican phone company!
Tactical analysis, Mr. Data?-Picard
Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
Tag Rule #7 !senilgat esrever esu reveN
Tag Rule #9 Never write a whole message when just a tagline will do.
Tagline being cleaned...Watch This Space
Tagline dispenser empty.  Please use your imagination.
Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order.
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epidemic!!
Tagline is here to stay...
Tagline Lotto:  XXXXXXXXXX<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline space to let.  Inquire within.
Taglines  \'tag-l„inz \  The bumperstickers of BBS'ing.
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
Taglines are like motel towels...meant to be taken.
Taglines, taglines, taglines.  So many taglines, and so little time!
Taglines.  How amusing.
Taglines:  Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....'
Tagling:  little tagline.
Take a chance, smileys are only for the spineless.
Take a hint, Q.  No one wants you around.-Vash
Take a Sysop to lunch, he's probably broke.
Take big bites! Moderation is for monks.                     -L. Long
Take good care of your sun, or it'll get all soft and icky.
Take it from George Hirsch:  Know your grill, Know your fire....
Take me and call two aspirin in the morning.
Take me home, Smiley.-Sisko
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Take my Worf, please!-Data (The Outrageous Okana)
Take them back to their cage.-Claudius
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Talk or play.  Not both.-Worf
Tamela doesn't believe in divorce.  Widowhood yes, but not divorce.
TAMPER RESISTANT:  Do not read this post if header is open or damaged.
Tasha and I were... intimate.-Data
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.           -L. Long
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.-Picard.   Ale, Romulan, Lots.-Kirk.
Teachers do it with class
Team OS/2**Team Lora
Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else
Technology changes things. The "F" word is now FORMAT.
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun
Teenagers:  Our punishment for enjoying Sex...
Teflon Brain Syndrome strikes again!
Telepathy is minding someone else's business.-Luxwana Troi
Tell her I feel fine.-Spock at the end of ST4:TVH
Tell him he is a good cat. And a pretty cat.-Data
Tell Mericus I'd like to see him.-Kirk
Tell no big lies today.  Small ones are just as effective
Tellarites do not argue for reasons, they simply argue.
Temper, temper, Mon Capitan.-Q
Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood.-Q
Tennesee DOS:  Ya'll reckon? (Yep/Nope)? _
Terminat+Intermail+Golded+HOST=PERFECTION!
tHî îdGî oŸ Rä’L¡t�
Thank the Prophets!-Seska
Thank you, 'Captain' McCoy.-Spock
Thank you, Doctor. I welcome the opportunity.-Data
Thank you for rescuing me.-Jen Sisko 2  It was my pleasure.-Sisko
Thank you for using Fidonet. Please allow 6-8 weeks for reply.
Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad!-JL Picard
Thanks for including me in a criminal conspiracy.-Chakotay
That decision is not yours to make...>Cadet<.-Picard
That is high praise from a Vulcan.-Picard
That is impossible. My timing is digital.-Data
That is not acceptable, Mister Data.-Remick
That is not acceptable.-Kuloff  It will have to be.-Janeway
That may kill them, slightly reducing their effectiveness.
That Picard never had a brush with death.-Q
That self-righteous do-gooder!-Q
That sounds like a nibble to me.-Chakotay
That sounds like animals.-Picard
That was a perimiter warning from the Remla array.-Data
That was setting #1.  Anyone want to see setting #2?
That was the stun setting. This is not.-Data
That wasn't supposed to happen!-Wesley Crusher
That whistling noise reminds me of a song I once heard!!
That would be a logical conclusion.-Tuvok
THAT is what humans believe?-Saavik
That'll be the day!-Picard
That'll get you thrown in jail and forced to drink the water.
That's a big leap, Data.-La Forge
That's a rather personal question, sir!
That's absolutely disgusting.....Do it again, PLEASE!!!!
That's Captain Q to you!-Q
That's enough, Data.-Picard
That's fine in practice, but it'll never work in Theory.
That's for letting me think you were dead.-Dax-2
That's it, isn't it? Insecurity?-McCoy
That's MickeySoft for ya:  "Do as we say, not as we do!"
That's my chair.-O'Brien
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's the Data that I remember.-Picard
That's the most unheard-of thing I've ever heard of.
That's the second time we changed course.-Data
That's to let you know I missed you.-Dax-2
That's why I gave you a greater challenge.-Q
That's your problem, not mine. Doctor out.
Thats about as funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
the man in the crowd with the multi coloured mirrors on his hobnail boots
The "c" in rap is silent, you know.
The 'chain' of command is often a noose.-McCoy
The 'Louieville Slugger' an ancient weapon of unknown origin!
The 4 basic food groups:  sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
The advocate will refrain from making her opponent...disappear.
The Amiga had it right from the start!  It took 10 yrs for Win 95...
The android at the bar said you could show me my ship.
The Animal House * Little Rock, AR * 501.897.4895(1:3821/26)
The answer to the Great Question is 42.
The Bajoran death chant lasts over 2 hours.-Worf
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.  - Hungarian Proverb
The best diskettes at the best price.  AOL Brand (TM).
The best laid plans usually involve trying to get laid.
The best things in life are free - but kinky costs extra
The best way to deal with predators is to be sure you taste terrible.
The best way to tell a woman's age is not to.
The better the wheelchair, the farther out you get stuck...
The Big ? #1- Who would win The Ninja Turtles or the Power Rangers?
The Big Bang was an orgasm of Divine Joy.
The bird did not appear in my original vision.-Data
The Blonde Sex Manual:  IN - OUT.  Repeat if necessary.
The booklet explains how to use Reality.
The brain you have reached is not in service.
The bridge... such as it is... is yours.-Picard
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
The cake was chocolate!-Worf    Don't I wish!-Troi
The capital of Arcadia was Megalopolis.
The Cardassian Cable Co.:  4 channels?  No, we have *5*
The cat's out of the bag.-Jenna  Spot?-Data
The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The challenge in life is to find the game worth playing.
The chief danger in life:  to many precautions.
The children of all Klingons will know of this day!-Kor
The Church hates a thinker like a robber hates a cop.
The coast was clear.
The commander had a firm but genital hold on his men.
The computer industry owes a great debt to beer, Jolt, and junk food.
The continuum didn't think you had it in you.-Q
The cost of living is high, but it's worth it.
The couple who modems together, stays together.
The Cranberries:  To The Faithfully Departed, "Salvation is real..."
The deeper it gets, the higher you have to lift your pants.
The dilithium UARTs won't take this baud rate much longer
The Dog Star is a very Sirius matter.
The door is baroque.  Please call Bach later.
The Dragon Lady loves cooking the cats and leaving out commas.
The early worm has a death wish.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only =much= bigger.
The Enterprise is our ship, somewhere at sea.-Kirk
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The fangs of progress get sharper by the hour.
The Ferengi made Daddy turn off the main computer.
The Few. The Proud. The Registered!
The first CPU I used, I had to carve out of wood.
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The floggings will continue until morale IMPROVES!
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
The fundamental particle of morality is called the moron.
The gauge has yet to be invented that can measure how little I care
The gene pool has no lifeguard
The giant crop circle cookie cutter decended to earth.
The girl was in the hospital having her utensils removed.
The God of lies?-Vash  They meant it affectionately.-Q
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol
The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
The greeks were right. Shoot the messenger!
The hard disk you save may be your own
The HUB * Austin TX * Centex PCUG * 512-346-1852 (1:382/1201)
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its
The Hypochondriac tree?  Its bark is worse than its blight.
The important thing is we are back together again.  A team.-Q
The instant registration check is just another form of gun control.
The jury's still out on that, Picard.-Q
The keyboard... how quaint.-Scotty
The Klingons choose their friends very carefully.-Guinan
The last thing I saw was this Big Blue Wave!
The latest design..complex..needs frequent repairs..doesn't do a thing
The law is an ass. --Charles Dickens.
The law says you can have only one spouse.  This is called monotony.
The Lawyers of Fate demand a loophole in every prophecy.
The leader of the Bolsheviks was John Lennon.
The Life of Human
The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
The light at the end of the tunnel is burned out!
The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower
The lighting in my office is sunburning my head.
The Lucas three-position switch:  Dim, flicker and off...
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
The majority of problems are caused by solutions.
The man with the toothache fears the dentist's chair.
The Maquis ships are regrouping.-Data
The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest are leaving.
The message reads:  My revenge is at hand.-Data
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
The mind is the place great adventures start.
The moderator there makes Adolf Hitler look like a pacifist!
The moonlight looks so very beautiful in the moonlight!
The more corrupt the state, more numerous the laws.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
The most dangerous thing in a combat zone is an officer with a map.
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on.
The New York Breakfast:  Two cups of coffee and three cigarettes.
The number you have dialed..Nine-One-One has been changed
The official -destruction of the universe (TM)- tagline.
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1992 Olympics!
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 2000 Olympics!
The older I get the better I was.
The older we get, the better we used to be...
The older you get, the harder it is to find replacement parts.
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
The only reason for time is so I can always be late!
The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock is not!
The Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
The other day I was...No wait!  That wasn't me...
The penguin is mightier than the swordfish.
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
The pleasure is mine.  Hutch.-Data
The point is, this is beside the point.-K'Ehleyr
The politician's motto:  "Don't get caught."
The pope went to Mount Olive.... Popeye kicked his ass!
The price of FREEDOM is eternal vigilance.
The primary function of dogs, as a species, is to throw up on rugs.
The problem can't be mine. I am the sysop.
The process may simply need a helping hand.-Doctor
The Procrastinator's Meeting has been postponed.
The Pyramid BBS - Cruisin' with Pharoah 360.373.5749 (1:350/33)
The Q entity, sir.-Data
The quiet ones...they always look >so< innocent.-Guinan
The refrigerator light DOES go out.  Now let me out of here.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
The scariest words known to man:  "We need to talk."
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the First One.
The secret of life is... a nectarine.-Q
The secret to a happy life:  Great cooking...done by somebody else!
The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery
The sex was so good, even our neighbors lit cigarettes...
The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Ripperknockerszov!
The shortest answer sometimes is to do it.
The shortest distance between new friends is a smile.
The sight of death frightens them.-Kurn
The Slogan:  You're still pink until you give Bob your green!
The solution to any problem tends to change the problem.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack.
The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related.
The sun comes up too early for my liking!
The sun shines even on the most wicked of people.
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time spare.
The sysop has dropped carrier, please wait...
The Sysop of MY board is better than yours!
The thin beige line between order and chaos.-Lwaxana Troi
The time to hesitate is thru, no time to wallow in the mire...
The Traken union offically invites you to hug-a-mugger day!
The transporter is not malfunctioning.-Data
The Traveler!-Wesley Crusher to the Traveler
The trial never ends, Captain.-Q
The trouble with apathy these days is nobody cares.
The trouble with being right is everyone else hates you.
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun.
The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to.
The truth is more important than the facts.
The truth is one thing that nobody will believe.
The truth is stranger than fiction , especially in lawsuits.
The U.F.O. Hotline limits Rednecks to one call per day.
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
The ultimate oxymoron:  Holy War.
The universe could be your playground.-Q
The universe is a spheroid region 693 meters in diameter.
The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.
The universe is not so badly designed.-Picard to Q
The Vatican police speak pig-latin. -George Carlin
The Voice of the Furries:  Fox Populi...
The way to a Fly fisherman's heart is through his fly
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be l
The weather is here...wish you were great!
The word ... 'snoop?'-Data  The word was 'smog.'-McCoy
The words of the prophets are written in the tagline files...
The world is coming to an end. Please log off properly.
The world's about to be destroyed and I'm stuck in a traffic jam!
The worst things about censorship are ÛÛÛÛÛ & ÛÛÛÛ!
The year is 2260.  The name of the place is Aardvark Five...
Theatre is life - Film is art - Television is furniture.
Theft resistant tagline
Their home was destroyed during a tornado.-Data
Their numbers are 664 and 668, the neighbors of the beast...
Their only crime was being delicious.....
Their phasers are set to kill.-Data
Them was the days. When men was men. And smelled like horses.
Them's fighting words, I think, ummmm, gotta dictionary?
Then again, all good things must come to an end.-Q
Then die in ignorance!-Worf
Then go to her door and beg like a human.-Worf
Then I will delete the appropriate program.-Data
Then it's Symbalene blood burn.-Barkley
Then you are not an historian.-Data
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
There are _no_ absolute statements.
There are 3 kinds of lies; lies, damned lies, and statistics. -M.Twain
There are always alternatives.-Spock, The Galileo Seven
There are never any problems - only opportunities!
There are no answers. At best a few possibly good guesses.
There are no Liberals in Space.              -L. Long
There are no other worlds.-Septimus
There are no sects in geometry. - Voltaire
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers.
There are optical illusions in time and space. -Dr. WHO
There are some things worth dying for.-Kirk, Errand of Mercy
There are three misteaks in thes tagline.
There are times when I long for a Klingon woman.-Worf
There can be *no* appropriate tagline for this message...
There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for `jolly'.-Troi
There is a Calvin French and I have proof. Right Calvin... Calvin??
There is a MS-DOS user born every minute.  --Bill Gates
There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.-Spock
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work..
There is an order of things in this universe.-Apollo, stardate 3468.1.
There is another possibility.-Data
There is no death; there is the Force - Jedi Code
There is no gravity.  The Earth sucks.
There is no honor in boring an enemy to death.-Worf
There is no problem that can't be solved by hi-explosives
There is no sign of the freighter, sir.-Data
There is no statute of limitations on stupidity.
There is no such thing as a small infringment of rights
There is no weather, sir; we're on a ship.-Riker
There is NO remedy for sex but MORE sex!
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
There is only one way to console a widow.  Remember the risk.-L. Long
There is tension on your face, Koloth!-Kor
There IS intelligent life in the universe.  It ignores us.
There just isn't enough of him, sir.-O'Brien
There once was a woman from Venus...-Data
There was a fish...in the percolator.
There was a time when nothing ever really mattered.
There was some kind of nerve toxin in that needle.-EMHP
There was this door to which I found no key.
There was this...  and it...  forget it, you wouldn't understand.
There..are..FOUR...Lights!!-Picard
THERE!  ARE!  FOUR!  LIGHTS!-Jean Luc Picard
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.  Don't push.
There's a fine line between wise and weird.
There's a Pakled born every minute.-LaForge
There's a way out of any cage.-Pike
There's bad and good cholesterol. And then there's GREAT cholesterol!
There's coffee in that nebula.-Janeway
There's no intelligent life here Scotty-Beam me up.
There's no logic to this at all!-Picard
There's no point worrying about apathy when you can't care less.
There's no such thing as gravity:  the whole world sucks!
There's nothing worse than half-dead rACHT.-Melora
There's too much blood in my caffeine-stream!
Theres never a bullet proof vest around when you need one
Theres NO place for self-righteousous in an enlightened world.
These are the voyages...
These are your eggs - Your eggs in a frying pan.
These beings. Are they machines?-Worf
These people are natural-born explorers, Neelix.-Kes
They are hopping mad.-O'Brien
They are not the &#$% your whales.-Spock
They couldn't fix my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
They do not need a false god!-Worf
They don't call this place "Kidnapped County" sans good reason.
They have weapons.  You have weapons.  Everyone has weapons.
They know everything I know.-Data
They made us eat porridge.  It was a gruelling experience.
They make love at the drop of a hat.-Geordi
They meant it affectionately.-Q
They said "Make yourself at home",so I had a garage sale.
They still believe.-Data  Then they are fools.-Worf
They think we're dead and they're having a party??!?!-Ro
They tried to kiss in the fog...  they mist.
They work with their women. And force them to wear clothing!?!
They would rather kill each other than any of us.-Data
They're arming phasers.  Raise shields.  What shields?
They're still using money.  We've got to find some.-Kirk
They're taking you to die.-Merik
They're your own people, Jennifer!-Sisko
Things are only impossible until they're not!-Picard
Think of all the litigation when the meek inherit the earth.
Think of it as evolution in action.
Thinking positive can give you a real charge.
This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
This calls for extreme measures! Arm the Electric Bagpipes!
This Charlie Brown must have been a very wise man.-Riker
This doesn't look like your bedroom.. - Picard
This file will self-destruct in a while.......
This grave is too small.  I'll make sure you fit in.
This hat's not big enough for both of us.-Guinan
This is a cat. This is a cat on valium.  Any difference?
This is a cross-section of my positronic net.-Data
This is a Ferengi tagline. Pay before you read it.
This is a mistake! Kang must not have known!-Koloth
This is a sample tagline.  If it were real, it would be funny!
This is a Tagline mirror><rorrim enilgaT a si sihT
This is a tagline. Only a tagline. Just a stupid little..
This is Acting Captain Data.-Data
This is an impatient baby.-Pulaski
This is an SOS distress tagline from the mining ship Red
This is better than Leningrad!-Chekov
This is Captain..this is the captain of the Enterprise.
This is crazy. This is just impossible.-Chakotay
This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no.-Data to Spot
This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.-Q
This is going to take a little time to explain.-Riker
This is just another altar in the Church of Pain. --The Crow
This is more...Klingon stuff, isn't it?-Alexander
This is no computer! This is my arch-enemy!-O'Brien
This is not a good time, Keiko.  It's not open for debate!
This is not like the simulation.  *That* delivery was orderly.
This is part of that Klingon stuff, isn't it?-Alexander
This is the current rewrite of 'Ode to Spot.'-Data
This is the dawning...of a new era...
This is the doctor speaking.-Doctor
This is the original of a copied tagline.
This is Tigger of Borg:  Tiggers can assimilate *anything*
This is tranya... I hope you relish it as much as I.-Belok
This is Worf, our security officer. Would you like to beat him up?
This is your idea of protection?-Seska
This is your sysop.   Âô­s s ˜ouô sËsop ¢¤ ëçug‘.
This is your tagline.  +++|a ic Ysmf +AGinE T+ d+ma.
This isn't a computer, it's my arch enemy!-O'Brien
This isn't a holodeck, darling; this is real.-O'Brien
This isn't over, Benjamin.-Kira-2
This looks like the front door. Should we ring the bell?-Riker
This man's dying!' '&#$% Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right!'
This message carried on 100% recycled electrons.
This message has been skipped for lack of naughty bits.
This microdot contains the formula for SPAM:  .
This morning I distinctly heard Snap, Crackle, %#@&! You.
This parrot is dead.
This Pickled Tongue is so good, it licks your lips for ya!
This score just in:  Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
This space for rent -cheap!
This Sysop runs on Old No. 7.
This tagline has been cruelly tested on @FN@.
This tagline invisible to all whose I.Q. exceeds mine.
This tagline is FREEWARE!  Please distribute freely.
This tagline is made just for @N@
This tagline is SHAREWARE!  To register, send me $10
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way.
This tagline removed for reasons of national security.
This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress!
This tagline under repair - proceed at your own risk.
This tagline was cruelly tested on cute little furry animals.
This vessel is called the Enterprise.-Data
This ì™ì tagline has ì™ì a lot of ì™ì bugs in ì™ì it!
This... is Rikki. I include her in all my holoprograms.-Paris
Thorazine, Thorazine.  Doesn't anybody use Dammitol?
Those Cardassian pigs didn't kill your brother.-Rom-2
Those cute little diskettes in plastic are NOT Hard Disks!
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
Those who forget the pasta, are doomed to reheat it.
Those who forget this sentence are condemned to reread it.
Those who give up liberty for security, deserve neither. B Franklin
Those who program do, the others work for Micro$oft...
Thou could have took an older tree  /  That wind and time had worn.
Thou shall not kill, unless it's for dinner!
Threats are illogical.-Sarek
Three against three; we may never have a better chance.-Kirk
Three jacks for the handsome young Ensign.-Troi
Thrusters. Firing!-Torres
THUG:  "Where's da bosses money?" OTAKU:  "Uh..wanna watch some movies?"
Thy little centuries go by so swiftly.-Q
Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like wind.  Fruit flies like pears.
Time keeps everything from happening all at once.
Time slows if you're on the outside of the bathroom door.
Time to pluck a pigeon.-O'Brien
Time wasted is existence;  used is life.
Time's up, Benjamin!-Kira-2
Tip of the hat to our beloved Moderator.
To be blunt, you're not that important.-Q to Picard
To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
To be or not to be:  that is a silly question.
To bears, aquariums are just hors d'oeuvre selections.
To boldly annoy, in ways none have annoyed before.
To boldly go where no one has gone before...
To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung.
To demolish ruins is an oxymoron, I believe.-Selma
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To fix a fried modem:  Sautee some onion in olive oil...
To infinity and beyond!
To much silence can be deafening.
To order poison in a bar isn't logical.-McCoy
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four... Trek on novocaine
To reach true enlightenment, flick the light switch to "UP..."
To tell the sex of a chromosome, pull down its genes.
To the ENTERPRISE, and the STARGAZER.-Scott in 'Relics
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY!
Today's "politically correct" = yesterday's McCarthyism.
Today's Liberal position is tomorrow's Conservative one.
Today's Menu (2 Choices):  Take it or leave it.
Tomato paste:  what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
Tomorrow, maybe.-Janeway
Tony the Tiger Slain:  police suspect cereal killer.
Too bad. It would have been glorious.-Kor
Too many people have the government confused with parents...
Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
Too much is always better than not enough.
Too much money?  Get married or run a BBS!
Too much of a good thing is simply wonderful.
Too much spirit can be a dangerous thing.-Kira-2
Took him long enough.-O'Brien-2
Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye!-Data
TOP SECRET:  BURN BEFORE READING!!!
Torpedos.  Phasing.  Aliens.-Data
Torture a Jehovah's Witness! Tie them up and talk about your religion.
Totoros? We have three sizes. Wee, not so wee, and frigin' huge!
Tractor pulls:  For people who can't understand the WWF.
Trade your Sexdrive for a Hard drive and you get a SYSOP!
Tradition is the Enemy of Progress.
Translated for those who, like Kzinti, have no idea what hes saying.
Transmission jammed at the source, sir.-Uhura
Transmission lost, sir.-Uhura
Transporter Chief, beam the landing party to the bridge.
Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!
Transporting really is the safest way to travel.-Geordi
Transwarp drive in 5 4 3 2 1... <cough> <sputter> <clunk>
Treat every day as if it was your last... one day it will be.
Treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home...
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Tribbles are born PREGNANT!!!-McCoy
Tribles make great Chilly.
Trombones do it in seven positions.
Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.
Trust God's authority - not man's majority.
Trust is earned... not *given* away!-Worf
Trust me.  I'm not a lawyer.
Trust me.  They only *look* like poison mushrooms.
Trust your neighbors, but brand your cattle.
Trust:  Two cannibals having oral sex.
Truth is absolute, lies are relative.
Truth is less than truth until it is made known.
Try Binkley with TERMINATE for a Total Communications Package!
Try bungee sex to put the bounce back in your love life!
Try one Mister Vulcan...it may loosen you up.-Neelix
Try Win'95 and you'll never use DOS again... or the rest of your PC!
Tune in next week, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
Turns out curiosity killed the cat, but for a while @FN@ was a suspect.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.   -- Frank Lloyd Wright
TV Licences... Vote for McGully Cully (I'm sure they'll Fix it)
TV Licences... Who voted for this ??
TV Truth:  Anyone can jump through a plate glass window
TV Truth:  If being stalked in your house, one should run upstairs.
TV Truth:  Kids rooms are always spotless.
TV Truth:  There is a higher intelligence at work to solve your problem.
Twist the knife, slowly.
Two blonds in a Volkswagon:  farfromthinkin.
Two down, one to go.-Q
Two most common elements in the universe:  Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they damn sure make things even.
Typos?  Blame the cat.
U.S. Mint workers on strike-they want to make less money.
U.S. Navy:  We Drink More Beer By 9 AM Than Most People Drink All Day.
UFO's are for real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's, the secret is out there amoung us!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, Captain?-Kim
Uh oh.  Your zip file is open!
Uhhh.. running WINDOWS is a BAD idea!
Uhura, Signal Our Surrender.  Captain?  WE SURRENDER!
Ultimate Jewish dilemma:  free ham
una salus victus nullam sperare salutem   Latin:  The one hope of the doomed
Unable to locate Coffee -- Columbia has a new cash crop
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate COLDCOKE.CAN  **SYSOP NOT LOADED**
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unauthorized System Access.  Sysop Terminated.
Unbiased Liberal Media:  an oxymoron.
Unburdened by the rigors of coherent thought.
Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice - in the leather box.
Uncle Dave's Kitchens...Home of Hardin Cider and Yahoooah Hot Sauce!
Unconstitutional Gov't is the Problem, not the Solution.
Unfortunately, she suffers from critical cement skull.
Unicorns aren't nearly as mythical as virgins.
Unity in Disability.....AADP Unites All Persons.
Universal axiom of Gresham's Law:  Bad defeats Good then self-destructs
Unix is an OS, Windows a shell, Dos is a bootsector virus!
Unix?  I can't even do ONE thing at once.
Unknown error on unknown device for unexplainable reason.
Unlikely Battles No.541 - Energizer Bunny vs The Daleks
Unmatched - It's almost as good as the competition.
Unprecedented Performance - Nothing ever ran this slow before.
Up yer shaft!-Captain Scott
UPS- America's largest, brown suited basketball team
URA Redneck if:  The primary color of your car is Bondo.
URA Redneck if:  You come from the dump with more than you took
URA Redneck if:  You dog doubles as your dishwasher.
URA Redneck if:  You get HEARTGERMERS, but not from your Pets.
URA Redneck if:  You think Espresso is a courier service.
URA Redneck if:  You've ever used lard or Crisco to get into bed.
URA Redneck if:  Your dog can't watch you eat!!
URA Redneck if:  Your parrot can say "Open up, it's the police!"
URA Redneck if:  Your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
Us natives - we LOVE the rain.  Keeps the Cally's ancy.
US GOVERNMENT TAGLINE-> ÛÛÛÛÛ and ÛÛÛÛÛÛ for ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ.
Use a new Reality with each and every sex act.
Used to have a handle on life.  Then it broke...
User - A term used by sysops.   See "idiots"
User Error:  Replace any key and strike user.
User Error:  Replace user and hit any key to continue...
User Friendly, if you don't use it - its friendly.
Users:  Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Using the wrong wench will get your dolt stripped
Usually my calisthenics are too intense.-Worf
Varicose veins:  veins which are very close to each other!
Vary everything, except your loves.
Vegetarian:  Native American word for lousy hunter.
Vegetarians eat vegetables.  Beware of humanitarians!
Veni, Vidi, Erectus:  I came, I saw, I put up a tower...
Veni, Vidi, Velcro:  I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Veni, Vidi, Verify:  I came, I saw, I saw.
Veni, Vidi, Vici:  I came, I saw, She conquered.
Verify:  are we under attack?-Janeway
Version Rule:  Version 1.0 was smaller and faster.
Very funny, Mr. Scott.  Now please beam down my pants.
Very funny, Scotty.  Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!
Very funny, Scotty...now beam down my uniform.
Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact.-Data
Very unfortunate. We will be dead.-Worf
Vexed by similar hyperbole concerning religion.
Violence, if you don't like it beat them up!
Violence never solved anything.  Try telling the Carthaginians.
Virtue is a relative term.-Spock, Friday's Child, stardate 3499.1.
Virtue is its own punishment.
VŒršî¨!¨  Wî d™¥'t g™t ¥™ tŒ¥kŒ¥g vŒršî!!!
Virus detected!  P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Virus-free, huh?  Dare to take URINALY.SYS!
Virus Scan report... Windoze found on drive C:, Delete? (Y,y)
Vote for the Elephant not the Jackass!
VOYAGER:  To boldly get lost where no one has gotten lost before.
Vulcans do not approve of violence.-Spock
Vulcans do not do yard work.
Vulcans never bluff.-Spock
Vulcans worship peace above all.-McCoy, Return to Tomorrow
Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.
W.I.N.D.O.W.S.:  Where Inferior New Designs Overwhelm Working Systems
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W95 goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a Pentium.
Waco!  Never again!  Vote Libertarian!
Wait! You have not been prepared!-Mr. Atoz, stardate 3113.2.
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Walk with me, Commander.-Riker to Shelby
Wanna go halves in a 69?
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War has its fortunes, good and bad.-Kor
War is never imperative.-McCoy, Balance of Terror
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WARNING:  Computers can be hazardous to your Wealth!
WARNING:  Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
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Warp 3 Scotty, and close those damned Windows!
Warp:  Watching Microsoft become a dot in the rear Window!
Warped, and proud of it.
WARRANTS!! We don't need no steenking warrants!
Was *anybody* on that ship working for me?-Chakotay
Was he joking?  What am I saying, he's a Vulcan!-McCoy
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
Washing windows is better than using Windows..
Washingtom is as close to paradise as we can get in this country.
Washington DC:  300 square miles surrounded by reality
Waste - it's a terrible thing to mind!
Watch out, next year E-mail stamps are going up...
Watch your back - hot recipe files coming through!
Water and gravity don't mix!
Water floats a ship...Water sinks a ship. Chinese proverb
Water. Evian. Cold.-Troi
Way past "up to here".
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT:  #12  Hydrochloric acid.
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT:  #27  Use an electric belt sander
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT:  #42  Use a weedeater.
We all live in a yellow runabout...-the Beajorans
We are all related... relatively speaking
We are boldly going forward, because we can't find reverse.
We are Bored Daleks. ETERMINATE! EXTER-MIN-ATE!!!!
We are mated!  Yes, I know... I was there!
We are not a supply vessel.-Crusher
We are still on the holodeck.-Data
We are strong.
We asked for a few good men, and look at what we got...
We begin at 1300 hours.  Dismissed.-Janeway
We can rebuild him!  We have the technology...!
We come from another...province.-Kirk
We could arrange passage aboard a medical ship.-Data
We do not colonize.  We conquer.-Rojan
We don't get many Presidential assassins.-Martia
We don't have time to negotiate in a civilized way, destroy it!
We had a fraction for a ZIP code.-Data
We have a fine watch dog.  Today he watched someone break in!
We have reached a point where our instincts can be curbed.
We have two sorts of pies:  undercooked and overcooked.
We have unwelcome visitors, sir.-Worf
We have...to kill her.-Bashir-2
We heard your fighter was destroyed.-Tuvok-2
We interrupt this program to annoy and irritate you.
We kill 50 trees a day, or we don't go home...
We learn by doing.-J. T. Kirk
We must all make sacrifices, Pinky.       You may be next. - Brain
We must do this again some time.-Kirk
We need to completely replace all his blood.-Kes
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We played Dungeons and Dragons for 3 hours, then I was slain by an elf.
We shall say 'Ni' again to you..if you do not appease us.
We should not discount Jean-Luc Picard yet...-Selar
We were once as you are now.-Picard
We will be more alike, Data, you and I. You'll see.-Lore
We will become characters on that insipid puppet show.
We will crush them with the screams of toddlers.-Wesley
We will get to the bottom of this.-Data
We worshiped our cat's ancestors. His ate ours. He's never forgotten.
We'll have this all fixed up in time for supper.-Data
We'll have to wait for another day to settle up with Seska.-Janeway
We'll wait here until dark.-Flavius Maximus
We're all in this together.-Janeway
We're all wierd.  Only a few of us realize this.
We're all wierd.  The only ones worth mentioning know they are wierd.
We're beaming down.-Kirk
We're fighting for our lives.-O'Brien-2
We're flyin High, We're flyin right up to the sky!!!
We're free people. We belong to no one.-Kirk, stardate 3259.2.
We're from the Government.  We're here to help ourselves!
We're lost but we're making good time.
We're making progress.  Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
We've a lot in common.-Dax-2
We've decided not to harm her.-Q
We've gotta find some humpbacks.  Humpbacked?  People?
Weather forecast for tonight:  Dark!
Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, panda hippo gnu deer.
WeiRd by chOicE, noT hAbit.
Welcome to Maine.  Now go home.
Welcome to Romulus, Captain Picard.-Senator Pardak
Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc... you're dead.-Q
Welcome to Washington.  Now Go Home.
Well, before I begin swinging through the ship...-JLP
Well, close the reverse harbor.-O'Brien
Well, done, Jim. But I'm afraid it isn't that easy.-Merik
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Well, if it isn't Number Two.-Q to Riker
Well, no one wants war.-Kirk
Well, now that you've come to your sense, let's go.-Q
Well, thank you for reminding me.-Janeway  You're welcome.-Neelix
Well, what's wrong with showing a little courtesy?-Kim
Well, when you put it like that...-Q to Crusher
Well, you can never predict the weather.-Q
Well, you're here, aren't you?-Q
Well... everybody else was doing it too.
Were you a slave, Flavius?-Kirk
Weren't you one of the little people?-Q
What a fix we are in.  Peace has been declared...
What are we seeing here? 20th Century Rome?-Kirk
What are your intentions, Professor?-Data
What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What comes before now is no different from what is now.
What could do something like this?-Torres
What did she put in her coffee this morning?
What did tornados sound like before freight trains were invented?
What did you expect from an opera, a happy ending? -Bugs Bunny
What did you get on your IQ test?  Drool?  Are you a natural blonde?
What do cannibals eat for dessert?  Chocolate covered aunts.
What do we learn from history?  That we learn nothing from history.
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!!!
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Bait
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Fun! Do more!!!
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Not Enough
What do you call a dead reporter?  A GOOD reporter!
What do you call those?-Flavius Maximus
What do you expect? It is a computer.-Worf
What do you get a person who has everything?  Penicillin!
What do you mean, "There is more to life than computers."?..
What do you mean, `Sense This!'?-Troi
What do you mean QWK? It took me hours to read!
What do you mean, you formatted the cat?
What do you mean you won't pose?  I'm the con's official cameraman!
What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
What do you wish me to do, dear?-Data
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What does God need with a starship?-Kirk
What does it mean, `exact change'?-Spock
What does Jack The Ripper and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
What does this do, Mr. Woof?-Lwaxana Troi
What evil lurks in the hearts of the Centauri? ... the Shadows know!
What exactly are the Q?-Amanda Rogers
What flavor are your chocolate frosties?
What frightens us most in a madman is his sane converstation.
What happened to your hair?-Boothby
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What have you got there?-Chakotay  Real food.-Seska
What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers!
What if I found a way to wash it all aside - NIN
What if the *REAL* universe overflowed at 32,767...?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
What is "Laptop" spelled backwards???
What is "obscenity"?  Whatever gets the judge excited.
What is happening, Father?-Data
What is she like, this Jennifer?-Sisko
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Zaku?
What is the average air speed of an un-laden swallow?
What is the purpose of coming here?-Picard to Q
What is there, an echo in here?-Q
What is this need of yours for costumes, Q?-Picard
What is this?-Scotty  It is green.-Data
What IS a "patriot?"  A latent murderer or an idealist?
What means hallucinate?  What're we supposed to see? - Thrw.Muses
What money won't buy, it will rent.
What part of shall not be infringed don't you understand?
What the heck just happened here?
What the hell died in here? -- New Jersey State Motto
What type of device is this?-Data
What was that all about?-Seska  What?-Chakotay
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
What you can not avoid, welcome. -- Heinlein
What you do to others comes back threefold.
What, you don't have the legs to wear a kilt?
What you're doing down there is wrong.-Wesley Crusher
What!  I'm missing Star Tre#$%^&  NO CARRIER
What? Are you out of your Vulcan mind?-McCoy
What's 'Emergency Plan B?'-Chekov, STV:TFF
What's faster than e-mail? Gossip!
What's good for the goose isn't apple chestnut stuffing?
What's so troublesome about not having died?-McCoy
What's the world cuming to?  Pictures of Pamela Anderson.
What's up, Doc?-Ensign Bugs to Crusher
What's up? The opposite of down.
What's your Security Clearance, Citizen?
Whatever shall we do about O'Brien?-Kira-2
Wheel of morality turnturnturn, Tell us the lesson that we should learn!
When 911 won't work, a .357 will!!!
When all else fails, open the manual and read it!
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat?
When hell freezes over, I'll ski there too.
When I become Boss I'll prove that there was a cover up ... Winnie
When I bend my fingers backward, I hear Satanic messages....
When I say tomorrow, I mean tomorrow.-Torres
When I was a lad, all we had to play was a Intellivision
When I was a senator, I worshiped them, too.-Septimus
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
When in doubt, use a bigger hammer!!
When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled?
When subtlety fails we must resort to cream pies.
When the bad combine, the good must associate.
When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.
When the going gets tough...it's time for a nap!
When the land cooled, there were many taglines..
When the moderator smiles, it's too late to cancel it.
When the music's over, turn out the lights -Jim
When the screeching starts it's time to go someplace quiet
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
When things get bad, things get MEGA!!!
When was the last time you hugged your neighbor?
When Win95 grows up, it wants to be OS/2!
When you are in it up to your ears, shut your mouth.
When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.
When you learn to get the most out of life, most is gone.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
When you swim in the sea & an eel bites your knee, that's a moray!
When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge... You're in Texas!
When your memory starts to go, forget it!
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Where am I going? And what am I doing in this Handbasket ?
Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket?
Where in the bible does it say "toast a heretic for God"?
Where in the world does the guy who has everything put it?
Where In The World is San Diego?
Where no one has gone before....a shiny, new toilet.
Where none have gone before.-Data
Where the hell did that photon torpedo go?? %^!@$%^&*! NO CARRIER
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Where will you be seated in eternity? Smoking or non..?
Where will you spend the next Billion years?
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S INHERITANCE TAX.
Where's Ensign Seska?-Kim
While you're helping me to your opinion - help yourself to mine.
Whip me, beat me, ... oops, wrong echo!
Whip me, beat me, flame me...just don't ignore me!
Who are you? Really?-Jen Sisko 2    It's a long story.-Sisko
Who gave you the first opinion?-Doctor   I gave it to myself.-Torres
Who is Art, and why does life imitate him?
Who is General Tso and why is he carrying that chicken?
Who is Harry Krishna and why is he in my airport?
Who is number one?-#6   Did you want something?-Riker
Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?-McCoy
Who told you I was paranoid? It was THEM, wasn't it !!!
Who will it be?  How about... the Klingon?-Data
Who's been holding up the &#$% elevator?-McCoy
Whoever decided to limit taglines to 57 bytes can kiss my
Whoever decided to limit taglines to a single line can just kiss my
Whoever encourages others will, himself, be encouraged.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy!
Why always a secret singing when a lawyer cashes in?
Why Apollo 13 had problems:  Forrest Gump was the pilot!
Why are the Lines, Cooks, and Marshall Is. all parallel??
Why are there no mauve M&M's?
Why are there so many Borg Taglines? No, don't answer that!
Why are you asking me about this?-Worf to Data
Why are you doing this?-Beverley to Wesley
Why aren't there any "I LOVE WINDOWS" Taglines?
Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!
Why buy the whole hog if you just want pork chops?
Why can't morning start right after lunch?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why did Shakespeare use so many famous quotations in his work?
Why didn't someone tell me I was having a good time?
Why do "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing?
Why do mice have tiny balls? Because very few can dance.
Why do people need to use taglines. Aren't the just a waste of bandwidth.
Why do the religious never ascribe common sense to God?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
Why do you say that, Mr. Data?  I do not know.
Why do you want to filter envelopes anyway?
Why does politics have to be so political?
Why experiment on animals, when theres so many Lawyers?
Why have you stolen these items?-Data
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is it that an alarm clock turns "on" when it goes "off"?
Why is Lt. Barclay being referred to as a vegetable?
Why is Spot under the bed?-Data
Why isn't "Gullible" listed in the dictionary?
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future:  OS/2
Why not handsome and personable instead of rich and famous?
Why now?-Worf
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why training bras?  What can we teach them?
Why was Worf stuck to the ceiling?  Static Klingon!
Why would anyone on this ship betray us?-Janeway
WIFE.ZIP   29,246  Excellent program, no documentation!
Wife:  Someone for the husband to blame things on.
Will agree with everything you say for food.
Will I see you again?-Jen Sisko 2  I don't know.-Sisko
Will it go on forever? Or is it over tonight?
Will that be cache or chkdsk?
Will, you always seemed to be after my job.-Picard
Will... The Q has muddled your mind.-Picard
Will! They're Human!-Troi
Win the war against Crime:  ARM the Victims
Win95.  2,000,000 Lemmings can't be wrong.
Win95.  You really CAN fool some of the people all of the time!
WIN95.  What is that.  Oh yes, another MicroSoft BETA!!!!
Win95:  A new religion
Win95:  A virus in CD-ROM format.....
Win95:  It's still not a Mac
Win95:  Just another pretty program loader?
Win95:  MicroSoft's new Plug & Pray Operating System
Win95:  MicroSofts 2 year attempt to catch up to 3 year old technology.
Win95:  Taking a resource hungry GUI shell to a new extreme.
Win95:  The Partly New, 24-bit, "couple-processing" Operating System
Win95:  Your best upgrade advisor.
Win95???  Sure, but just set your clocks backwards by two years.
Window error:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More!
Windows '95 CDs are great for skeet-shooting!
Windows '95 disks make great coasters
Windows '95 Official operating system of the Kamikaze Highlanders.
Windows '95 screws up Windows '95.
Windows 3.0 - No Pane - No Gain.
Windows 95 disappeared and all I did was run a virus check...
Windows 95 was written in Microsoft Quickbasic.
Windows belong in walls, NOT in computers!!!
Windows Error #002:  No error, yet.
Windows Error #004:  Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error #6523:  Not Enough Windows Errors
Windows gives you Windows.  OS/2 Gives you the whole house.
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows is not a virus.  Viruses do something!
Windows is only Winw without DOS. (think about it)
Windows is to OS2 what Etch a Sketch is to art.
Windows is working fine for m..}...{{ NO CARRIER
Windows... Just Say No!
Windows:  Proof that Bill Gates should've finished college!
Windows:  So intuitive it only needs a meg of help files!
Windows:  The Gates of hell.
Windows:  The ultimate memory maneger... It maneges to use it all.
Windows:  Yesterday's software...TODAY!
Windows?  Been there, done that, using OS/2 because of it.
Windows?  WINDOWS?!?  Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
WinNT:  Just another pretty program loader?
WinNT:  Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Wise men know that women are goddesses and treat them accordingly.
Wise women know they are goddesses but rule us with humility.
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking.
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
Witches can not cry...-Data
Witches ride brooms because nature abhors a vacuum.
With all due respect....BEGONE!! Sir.-Worf
With inverted sentence structure, speak, you must. -Yoda
With this kind of an attitude, absolutely not.-Geordi
With your fear flowing out behind you as you claw the thin ice...
Within every pearl there lies a tiny grain of truth...
Without the weapons to back them up, all flags are white
Wndows is jst finefor bacgrond telcomncations
Wobbliwad:  A folded piece of paper stuck under furniture as a balance.
Wok:  Something you thwow at a wabbit
Woman who put detergent on top shelf,jump for joy.
Women & Cats do as they like; Men & Dogs had better get used to it.
Women and elephants never forget.
Women have a dozen different ways to make a man happy.  - James G Huneker
Women have a hundred ways to make a man unhappy.  - James G Huneker
Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal.
Women:  Can't live with 'em... But yet they're everywhere!
Women:  Cause blow-up dolls are always springing leaks!
Words have gender, people have sex.
Words of the mayor of hiroshima:  What the fuck was that?
Worf, calm down!-Troi
Worf, in this reality, you and I are married.-Lwaxanna
Worf, show Mr. Crusher the airlock.-Picard
Worf. Chief of security. The big guy who never smiles?-Beverly
Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?-Q
Work *is* better than marriage:  More perks and better pay
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
Works fine, long time won't rust collect dust or bus#$!
Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
Worry not where you fell, but look to where you tripped.
Worse than war is the fear of war.
Would impalement help get the point across?
Would you care to deal, sir?-Data to Picard
Would you like some mustard with your foot?
Would you like to talk about it, or break some more furniture?
Wow, blood! I guess that it ISN'T a twist-top bottle........
Wow! This new machine has 64K. Now I can do ANYTHING...
Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys
Writer's Rule #1:  Don't use no double negatives.
Wrong thinking is punishable.-The Keeper
WWhhaatt  ddooeess  DDUUPPLLEEXX  mmeeaann??
WYSIWHIP:  What you see is dessert topping.
WYTYSYDG:  What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
Y'all must be mistaken.-Data
Y'can draw w/ a mouse,but they squeak when y'sharpen them.
Ya canna be sayin' I speak wi an accent, can ya? --Scotty
Yabbaddabbadoooooo!!!  Hit Any Rock To Continue...
Years Of Development = We finally got one to work.
Years surely weathered them, I don't remember them -B.Mould
Yep, that's pretty rare.-McCoy
yes, well, you don't find me repugnant, do you?
Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!-Riker
Yes, Data.  We'll go see Data.-LaForge
Yes, I know the differance amoung effects and affects.
Yes, I'm taking a shower.  Toss me that toaster.
Yes, we can afford a new computer, I sold the rental car.
Yes! Hit them hard and hit them fast!-Worf
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.         -L. Long
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
YIP YAP YAP yip yip yip YAP yap yap *BANG* -NO TERRIER-
Yoda am I, of Borg.  Assimilated will you be.
You *hit* me!  Picard never hit me!  I'm not Picard.
You are *NOT* Feklar!-Worf
You are a sacred person here, Wesley.-Aconta
You are cunning. You must have Klingon blood.-Worf,
You are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth.
You are going to do exactly what I tell you.-Picard
You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike.
You are making a terrible mistake.-Q
You are no one's godfather.-Koloth
You are no Starfleet Admiral, Q.-Picard
You are not Fehk'Lar!-Worf
You are not God!-Picard to Q
You are referring to OS/2, which stands for 1/2 an operating system.
You are right, sir; I *do* tend to babble.-Data
You are then attempting to bribe me.-Data
You are very strange-looking creatures.-Nanites
You ARE a Cardassian, Ensign.-EMHP
You better start calling me Smiley.-O'Brien-2
You can always tell the self-made man--by the mess he's made. M. Twain
You can fight crime by video taping the BATF.
You can give good advice, but not the sense to take it.
You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead.
You can tell the big man by how he treats the little man.
You can tuna fish, if it's in the right scale.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fiche.
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone.-McCoy
You can't fight in here.  This is the war room.
You can't get there from here.
You can't outrun them.  You can't destroy them.-Q
You can't play with your food until you've eaten all your toys.
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You cannot enter the Underground without a Tolkien.....
You did ask me to be thorough.-Data
You do, & you'll clean it up!
You do not wish to continue our lovers' quarrel?-Data
You DO believe me, don't you?-Kira-2
You don't have to eat, you know.-Q to Amanda Rogers
You don't like me very much, do you?-Remick
You expect us to eat this?!-Chakotay
You expected something funny in this origin line?
You go to heaven...God sneezes... What do you say?
You gonna talk, or play cards?-Riker
You got it, pardner.-Data
You got nothing to do and even less to lose.
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
You have all the qualities of a dog except loyalty
You have no idea.-Worf to Data
You have reach this tagline, ple$%%#$^&^# - darn recorders!!!!
You, in the red uniform, see what that noise is.-Kirk
You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc?-Q
You just give nature some space and she won't try to kill you.
You, Klingon...attack me.-Data
You knew about this and didn't say anything?-Vash
You know better than to trust a strange computer.
You know her?-O'Brien-2  She's my, wife, too...-Sisko
You know, I'm really easy to get along with, most of the time.-Janeway
You know it's time for bed...would you like me to help tuck you in?
You know that feeling when you're sitting on a chair?
You know, you make a pretty cute kid.-Guinan to Ro
You know you're getting older when happy hour is a nap!
You know you're hooked if you consider file listing serious research.
You know you're old when your teeth are out more than you
You make me feel so very cheap - Filter
You may beat the rap but you won't beat the ride.
You may call me Lore.-Lore
You may carry my luggage.-Lwaxana Troi
You may have made the rules....but we improved them!!!!!
You may impress me.-Worf
You may not get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get.
You mean he can talk!-Picard
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You mean... we just *sit* here?-Worf
You might be an Otaku if.. Anime MailOrder shops recognize your voice.
You might be an Otaku if.. You ever spent $30 on a mag you can't read.
You must be Riker.-Vash
You must hurry, Commander.-Data
You must think I'm horrible.-Seska
You never can tell:  every now and then the best man wins.
You never no whom you can do till you try.
You never told me you were such a ladies' man.-Q
You pay for the liquor; the hangover is free.
You picking up anything at altitude, Data?-LaForge
You really CAN fool some of the people all of the time!
You say things with your eyes that others waste time putt
You see, Benjamin is dead.-Kira-2
You see this? This is you. I'm serious!-Q
You seem a little distracted.-Dax-2
You seem to find this all very amusing.-Q to Riker
You seem to forget I am a Vulcan.-Sarek
You shame me.-Kor
You should have asked her to join us.-Kim
You silly English Kniggit
You still remember, Admiral.  I cannot help but be touched.
You tell 'em, Smiley.-Sisko
You tell him, Buster!-McCoy
You think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?-McCoy
You wanna see drug-related violence?  Ban cigarettes.
You want to do WHAT with me?!
You were a jumper, all right.-Guinan to Ro
You were born a slave, and you'll die a slave.-Kira-2
You were there until the time you left, is that true?
You weren't kidding, Mr. Data.-Riker
You weren't like that before the beard.-Q to Riker
You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
You will cease issuing ultimatums, or else.
You will cooperate or someone will die.-Data
You will die far quicker than your son did, Kang.
You will go on with your life, with a real heart.-Q
You win a few you lose a few - some you plea bargain!
You won't even notice the mildew.-Neelix
You would do this to your own child, Mr. Woof?-Lwaxana Troi
You would have changed it, and I would have missed all the fun.- Janeway
You wound me, Jean-Luc.-Q
YOU go and love your brother.  I'll go and love your sister
You...called me...Picard!-Picard
YOU! WHAT PLANET IS THIS?!-McCoy
You? An expert in humanity?-Riker to Q
You'd put me in the brig?-Seska
You'll make a fine judge.-Picard to Data
You'll take care of that...security thing?-Riker
You're a culture of one.-Picard to Data
You're a droid, and I'm annoyed.-Guinan
You're a fool, Captain.-Seska
You're a Public Servant!  Get me a glass of water!         -G. Carlin
You're a Q. You can do anything you want.-Crusher
You're a Roman, Kirk, or you should have been.-Claudius
You're attracted to him.-Q to Amanda Rogers
You're better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.
You're closer to the crew than I am. How bad is it?-Janeway
You're going to miss me!-Q
You're never fully dressed without a smile!
You're not afraid of bats, are you, Worf?-Beverly
You're not catching us at our best.  That much is certain.
You're not old, You're chronologically disadvantaged.
You're not used to roughing it, are you?-Neelix
You're quick. Just like OUR Sisko.-O'Brien-2
You're sick and twisted.  I like that!
You're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.-Q
You're still thinking like a human.-Q to Amanda Rogers
You're such a sweet little kitty!-Barkley to Spot
You're the only one who can save her.-O'Brien-2
You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!
You're Tim Allen's evil twin, aren't you?
You've been skipping your medication again, haven't you?
You've had a considerable spectrum of occupations.-Data
You've just won a trip for 2 on my Twit Filter!
You've met our Commander Data?-Riker to Hutchinson
You've won a trip to Miami! (Assault and batteries not included.)
Your artificial heart.-Q
Your blood will paint the way to the future.-Gowron
Your cap must have more feathers than Crazyhorse.
Your dinner will be ready when the smoke detector goes off.
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
Your god died for your sins?  What did you do?
Your hair is looking particularly silky tonight.-Data
Your I.Q. results are back.  They are negative.
Your karma ran over my dogma.
Your life is what YOU make it, or don't.
Your OLX wears army boots
Your restraint was most remarkable.-Data   You have no idea.-Worf
Your Silver wears army boots
Your SLMR wears army boots
Your species is self-destructive.-Q
Your weapons are useless.  Let's try bare hands now.
Your windpipe SWELLS!-Neelix
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!!!
Z-modem? Oh, well of course I have the modem set!
ZModem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII.
Zombie mode:  a previously unknown form of the Valkyrie
[#'M ST#P#D] - I'd like to buy a vowel, Can I have an "O" please.
[\] At 200' No One Can Hear You Scream...[\]
[\] Be a reef lover, always hover. [\]
[\] Being certified doesn't always mean being qualified. [\]
[\] Divers do it deeper. [\]
[\] Divers don't let divers drink and dive. [\]
[\] Diving, a reason to wear that nifty rubber suit. [\]
[Team Chow Chow...The Dog of Kings.]
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