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Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 1
Teesri Manzil
China Town

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear Anamica':

You must be surprised to receive this Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my Pehchan' to you as Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an Awaara', I am also your Deewana'.

I am making you a Prathna' to enter my Zindagi' as a Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my Dream Girl' with Lal Dupatta Mal Mal Ka'. There are only Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by Tyag' or to go the Rangeela' way.

Wouldn't you like to be Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will Guide' me in Bahar' as we are made for Ek Duje Ke Liye'.

We will live in Naya Zamana' where we will have a Suhana Safar'. In this Himalay Ki God Mein', our Bandhan' is going to tie with Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but Anand' in Yeh Dillagi'.

Aren't you bored of Akele Hum Akele Tum' as Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our Mulakat' will be An Evening in Paris'. Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!

Hum Apke Hain Koun....?'

Prem Pujari'

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This joke was contributed by Tejas Mehta.
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