David Duke On Donohue

(spoken) Ah, Mr. Duke? Phil's ready for you now.

You hate me and they hate me
I don't hate at all, it's just an inconvenient passage from my life I left behind
And I don't think it's fair to judge me on my youthful enthusiasm
Or my new complexion which has always been the real me
And I am just the victim of the media elite
Who is turning me against myself, it truly isn't fair
And I don't have any problems with anyone regardless of their race or creed
But it's still safe to say that if you want to live in sin
In some abnormal family you won't get any preferential treatment from me
If I'm elected, you'll get family values
I will be your family values president


Chorus
Could we see the President this time
Just to look him in the eyes
I can tell he feels the same as us
He needs to be wiser
To the American sense of the American people
All the people, all the people
Hand in hand in the land


I am not a hypocrite and I am not a liar
I am brave enough to speak the truth on national TV
And if you don't agree with what I say
That doesn't make me wrong
Because I've found the strength of Jesus Christ
And all his corporate sponsors
Yes Jesus was a Jew, but he found Christ, and is born again
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
If my daughter dated one, I'd say okay but just be careful
I am proud of who we are, and a burning cross is better than no cross at all
I didn't really mean that, just a joke, ha ha ha
I'd like to keep my proud tradition and my patriotic line

Chorus

I am not so far removed from others in my party
It's only that they're still not free to speak the truth like I am
Did you hear them down in Houston, and could you see my influence on them
Isn't life really funny, how they made a saint of Pat while they crucified me
I didn't mean to imply that I was like our savior Christ
Only that in these times, to be white and to be male is to be scoffed at
Laughed at, spat upon and taxed
And those who are not qualified will take away your job
In fact, there's people down in Washington ruled by that crackhead mayor--
(Gasp!)

(spoken) Ah, Mr. Duke? Kinder and gentler, please.

I deny I ever said that, and surely there's forgiveness in a land
Where all men are born equal
Equal, equal, equal, I drink Diet Coke
Now things are just not fair, things once were right
And we could turn back the hands of time and say goodnight
I'd like to thank you all for coming and thank you for your time
You hear my side for once, thank you, you are welcome in my state
I'll have my wife fix you a good old home-cooked meal
Next time you come to town

(spoken) We'll take questions for Mr. Duke now.

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