James

I saw James at the end of a bridge
Casting his net over the water
He said, "I'm looking to find my real true love
And I will not leave this deck until I find her"

But James left the deck to see what he could see
Figuring that true love would be a no-show
And now he rides his motorbike
Out in the snow


Chorus
James, James, James
Isn't it a shame
That someone so crazy could go so insane
Everybody everywhere loves James


James visits the Washington zoo
He says, "I like the invertebrates best"
He says, "They remind of my friends from high school
They're all so spineless"

Chorus

I saw James at the end of the day
Hanging his head while he was laughing
He said, "I am the master of giving it all away
And now there's nothing left to keep me from crashing
Nothing left for me to take home
Nothing left of me for my own
And all I've ever wanted was to be alone"

Chorus

Everybody loves James

David Nields and Nerissa Nields © 1993 Peter Quince Productions/Ambifins

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