That's All
You didn't call, you won't write
And so I think
Maybe you have disappeared
And then you show up on my doorstep
And say "Hey babydoll
Can I spend the night here?"
And so you think a little smile
A little laughter
And you'll get to share my bed
And while it's true I once loved you
If you think I am the same sweet girl you left
Hey hey, well be prepared
Chorus
'Cause you were my hero
(Yes it's true, I know it's hard to believe, but it's true)
Now you are a zero
You're nothing
You're a loser and a creep and that's all
That's all
And when I ask if you have plans
You just laugh and say, "Yeah!
You know I'm gonna save the world"
And then you turn on the TV
And say, "Hey, ah, baby doll
You're in my way, move, like, do it, girl!"*
And then you say your life is crazy
But you won't say how
'Cause I wouldn't understand
Well I do, and I know that you hate yourself
And if you do, I sure can
Chorus
Chorus
*This line is also sometimes "Ooh baby, look at the body on that girl"
Nerissa Nields and David Nields © 1994 Peter Quince Publishing/Ambivalent Fins
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