Long Island Lolita

Prelude: Mary Jo's Lament
MJ: Joey, I'm sorry but I think I burned your breakfast
Do you think you could settle for a few granola bars?
Oh why do you turn your back on me?
Is there something between my teeth that I cannot see?
Or are you just angry because I burned your breakfast?
(fade out on: Joey, I'm sorry but I think I burned your breakfast)

Part I: Mary Jo's Recitative and Aria
MJ: I thought I married a man
But I guess I married a monkey
And now he's run off with a creature
Who's young and cute and spunky
Aria: Young and cute and spunky

Part II: Mary Jo's Rock and Roll Nightmare
MJ: Hey hey hey, why why why
If she was mad she could have thrown a pie
But no no no, pain pain pain
Long Island Lolita put a bullet through my brain
Joey (spoken): Amy, what have you done?
Amy (spoken): I...I...I...Why did I shoot her?
MJ: Hey hey hey, I could almost see red
That damn bullet's still stuck in my head
But hey hey hey, do you have myopie?
Go get a reporter and some money from Hard Copy

Part III: Amy's Lament
Amy: Why oh why did I shoot her?
Did I shoot her
Why oh why did I shoot her?
Joey told me to

The Nields © 1995 Peter Quince Productions/Ambivalent Fins

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