Vampire
There's an old man who lives in town
Sleeps under a bridge hanging upside down
One night he cut a throat
Drank a bottle of blood and began to float
Chorus
Don't call him a liar
This old man thinks he's a vampire
Some kids snuck under the bridge
Saw something hanging from the old man's lips
When they saw, started to run
Old man chewing on a dead man's tongue
Chorus
One day they took him away
Locked him in a room just to make him stay
Next morning when they opened the door
All they found was teeth lying on the floor
Chorus
The Nields © 1993 Peter Quince Publishing/Ambivalent Fins
Back to the Land of Conan's Nields Page!