Monday
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the
arrival of a friend; one's present or future thirst; the excellence of
the wine; or any other reason.
Tuesday
Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin.
Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.
Wednesday
Who does not love wine, women, and song
Remains a fool his whole life long.
Thursday
Wine is only sweet to happy men.
Friday
Wine is proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
Saturday
Good wine ruins the purse; bad wine ruins the stomach
Sunday
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win
lawsuits and are happy and help their friends.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind
and say something clever.