It must be true, I read it on the internet.
Jell-O is Good, Vodka Jell-O is Better!
Take me home, please Ya all gots the e-mall?

The 'Real' History

Late in the 18th century, a relatively unknown chemist Dr. Gunther Hasenpfeffer postulated in an obscure publication that the combination of a widely known organic compound (composed of a hydroxyl group (OH) attached to a carbon atom and three additional oxygen atoms) with a colorful gelatinous substance would produce a "yummy treat that will kick your ass." After the paper's publication, Dr. Hasenpfeffer and his faithful assistant Eyegor received celebrity status.

(…skip a bit, brother)

The first Vodka Jell-O party was a huge success and there was much rejoicing (yea) and many Technicolor yawns. A huge clamoring arouse among the circle of friends and a historic decision was made. "We shall continue this yummy treat ingestion annually until the end of time…or until we all move away and get sick of it."







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