The 'Real' History
Late in the 18th century, a relatively unknown chemist Dr. Gunther Hasenpfeffer
postulated in an obscure publication that the combination of a widely known
organic compound (composed of a hydroxyl group (OH) attached to a carbon atom
and three additional oxygen atoms) with a colorful gelatinous substance would
produce a "yummy treat that will kick your ass." After the paper's
publication, Dr. Hasenpfeffer and his faithful assistant Eyegor received
celebrity status.
(…skip a bit, brother)
The first Vodka Jell-O party was a huge success and there was much rejoicing
(yea) and many Technicolor yawns. A huge clamoring arouse among the circle of
friends and a historic decision was made. "We shall continue this yummy
treat ingestion annually until the end of time…or until we all move away and
get sick of it."
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