A husband and wife at a zoo, staring at a gorilla in a cage.
The gorilla seems to get excited.
Husband: "I think he likes you honey! Pull down your bra-strap off one
shoulder".
Gorilla: "OOOH, OOOH, OOOH!"
Husband: "Wow, now try pulling down your other bra-strap."
Gorilla: "OOOH, OOOH, OOOH, OOOH, OOOH!"
The husband opens the cage door and shoves his wife in. And yells:
"NOW TELL HIM YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE BITCH!!!!" |