HUSBAND AND WIFE AT THE ZOO


A husband and wife at a zoo, staring at a gorilla in a cage. The gorilla seems to get excited.

Husband: "I think he likes you honey! Pull down your bra-strap off one shoulder".

Gorilla: "OOOH, OOOH, OOOH!"

Husband: "Wow, now try pulling down your other bra-strap."

Gorilla: "OOOH, OOOH, OOOH, OOOH, OOOH!"

The husband opens the cage door and shoves his wife in. And yells:

"NOW TELL HIM YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE BITCH!!!!"


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