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A guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he
sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It`s not a ship." The
speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It`s not a boat." The speck gets
even closer and he thinks, "It`s not a raft." then, out of the surf comes
this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up
to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you`ve had a
cigarette?" "Ten years!" He says. She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket in her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asked, "How long has it been since you`ve had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that`s fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and says to him, "And how long has it been since you`ve played around?" And the man replies, "My God! Don`t tell me that you`ve got golf clubs in There!" |
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