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A lady walks into an Ice Cream Parlor and asks "could I please have
a gallon of chocolate ice cream?"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry miss, we just sold our last gallon of
chocolate ice cream a few minutes ago. Could I interest you in another
flavor?"
So the lady replies, "Ok then, I'll just have a quart of chocolate ice
cream"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry. We don't have any chocolate ice
cream."
The lady then asks "all right, then could I have a just a pint of chocolate
ice cream?"
Again the salesman responds angrier this time "I'm sorry,
we don't have any chocolate ice cream"
So the lady says "Fine, I'll just have a cone of chocolate ice cream."
"Listen lady!" he yells. "How do you spell VAN in VANilla?"
"V-A-N" she spells.
"How do you spell STRAW in STRAWberry?"
"S-T-R-A-W" she again spells.
"And how do you spell FUCK in chocolate?"
She thinks for a minute and says "There's no FUCK in chocolate"
"EXACTLY!" |