After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments,
young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage
was to try counseling. They had been at each others throats for some
time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped
right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be theproblem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to
say.
After 5, 10, 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over
to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several
minutes and sat her back down.
Afterwards, the wife sat there - speechless. He looked over at the
husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband: "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a
week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied: "I can have her here on Tuesdays
and Thursdays." |