| A man reaches his 100th birthday and to celebrate he goes to his local pub. The Landlord announces to his patrons that his longest serving customer is 100 years old today. The drinks start flowing and the oldtimer ends up in the mostly empty bar looking a little sad. A beautiful 18 year old girl goes up to the man and asks why he looks sad. "My darling wife Elsie died 20 years ago, and I miss her terribly". The girl takes pity on him, and says "I know I can't replace your wife, but it would be my pleasure to make love to a man like you!". The man agrees, this would more than round off an excellent birthday. A couple of weeks pass and the old man is pleased as punch, having had sex with a gorgeous women some 80 years his junior. However, his happiness soon turns to concern when he starts to notice something wrong with his old feller. He visits the doctor who asks what the problem is. "Well," the old man replies, "I've got this discharge from the end of my penis". "Hmmm," says the Doctor, "I'd better have a look". The Doctor examines the man's member, scratches his head and says "This may sound like a strange question, but have you have sex recently?". A wry grin appears on the old man's face. "Yes, Doc, a couple of weeks ago". The doctor gets up and says "Well I might be wrong but I think you're about to come!". |