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The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap and says to him, "I
bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny."
"You want some t-o-y-s," he says, touching Johnny's nose with his finger as
he spells out the word toys.
"No, I've got plenty of toys," replies Johnny.
"Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa.
"No, I've got all the games I want," came Johnny's reply.
"Well, Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas, what do you
want?" asked Santa.
"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose with each
letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any, because I can smell it on your
finger!" |