SIGN LANGUAGE



A man had a deaf woman as a wife, so in order to communicate with her, he had to use sign language. They soon got quite confused whenever either of them wanted to have sex.
They made up a sign of their own for the action, and then the husband explained through signing, this to her:
"When I want to have sex, I will pull your left nipple one time."
She nodded in understanding.
"When I do not want to make love, I will pull your left nipple twice."
She nodded again.
"When you want to have sex, you pull my dick one time."
She smiled and nodded.
"But when you don`t want to have sex, pull my dick 357 times."



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