A man had a deaf woman as a wife, so in order to communicate with her, he
had to use sign language. They soon got quite confused whenever either of
them wanted to have sex. They made up a sign of their own for the action, and then the husband explained through signing, this to her: "When I want to have sex, I will pull your left nipple one time." She nodded in understanding. "When I do not want to make love, I will pull your left nipple twice." She nodded again. "When you want to have sex, you pull my dick one time." She smiled and nodded. "But when you don`t want to have sex, pull my dick 357 times." |
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