TARZAN


Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.

	Interviewer: "Name?" 

Tarzan: "Me Tarzan!"

Interviewer: "Married?"

Tarzan: "Wife Jane!"

Interviewer: "Children?"

Tarzan: "Son boy!"

Interviewer: "Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?"

Tarzan: "Tarzan, King of the Jungle!"

Interviewer: "Jane's whole name?"

Tarzan: "Jane's hole named PUSSY!!!"


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