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A priest and nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car
breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the
night in a hotel.
The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room.
I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed."
Nun: "I think that would be okay."
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...
Nun: "Father, I'm terribly cold!"
Priest: "Okay, I'll get you a blanket!"
Ten minutes later...
Nun: "Father, I'm still terribly cold!"
Priest: "Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket!"
Another ten minutes later...
Nun: "Father, I'm still terribly cold! I don't think the Lord would mind if
we acted as man and wife just for this one night!"
Priest: "You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket!!!" |