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A man went into a chemists looking for condoms. Unfortunately he
didn't know what size to get. The pharmacist asks him, 'Would you like
to find what size you are, Sir?'
The guy agrees and the pharmacist leads him into a room with a board.
The board has many differently-sized holes in it. The pharmacist
leaves, allowing the guy some privacy to match up his dick with the
right hole.
Three hours have gone by and the pharmacist wonders what is taking so
long. So, he knocks on the door and sees if the guy is alright. The
guy says, "Forget the condoms, I think I'll take the board." |