The Coming of the Apocalypse:

She is the ALPHA and the OMEGA. She is the dark red ribboned angel of death! This hell-spawned demon known to mortals as Hello Kitty, signals the coming plagues of Hello Kitty pencil cases and erasers molded into her own image! Death and despair await all who are targets of her wraith. Protect your children, repent your sins, for the end is near! She is the SEVENTH SIGN!

Hello Kitty has at her disposal, countless hoards of minions, eager to do her bidding. Legions of frogs, dogs, ducks, rabbits, and other horrid creatures controlled by demon magic, given near-human intellect, and an appetite for human flesh. 

Recent Acts of Destruction Caused by the Feline Mistress of Death

• Several city blocks in downtown Toyko were destroyed during a fierce battle between Gamera and Hello Kitty. Witnesses noted that Gamera was trying to lead Hello Kitty away from the city, and towards the coast... but Hello Kitty's fire-breath and swishing tail managed to knock down several skyscrapers before she returned to the ocean.
• Disguised as a plush toy, Hello Kitty infiltrated a hospital and began eating the sick, the elderly, and newborn children.
• Hello Kitty was said to have written "Living La Vida Loca", forced Ricky Martin to sing it, and held numerous relatives of radio disc jockeys hostage as insurance that it would be played on continuous repeat across the globe.
• The decline in the fish population is a direct result of European fishermen required to pay Hello Kitty a tribute to appease her. 
• An unconfirmed sighting of Hello Kitty wrestling with an arch-Angel in South America.
• Survivors of river floods and mudslides claim to have seen Hello Kitty leading a plush army with sticks of dynamite towards dams and sandbag walls.
• NASA investigators conclude that Hello Kitty single-handedly destroyed the Mars Polar Lander, and suspect her to be involved in at least three other failed missions.
• Ever see a dead cat on the road? Hello Kitty drives a HumVee, and they never knew what hit them.  "Killing them thins out the population and frees up more resources for the stronger cats." - Hello Kitty

   

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  "Yea, there shall cometh a time, when the seas shalt turn blood red, and the skies shalt be consumed in flames. The worlds crops shalt die and the rivers shalt run dry. And we shall know that Hello Kitty hath returned to smite us down with her anger and wraith!" Yassan 3:15

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