The day of the cowboy has vanished.
Well, Partner, I just don't believe it.
'Cause cowhides are what we depend on
As long as men work for a living.
As long as there's cows that need raisin'
'Cause cows need a whole lot of tendin'
Shorty's Funeral
It wasn't quite a perfect day,
We crowed in a little church
And any stranger sittin' there
The men sat holdin' broad-brimmed hats,
A lady sang a tender song,
Then afterwards the preacher read
"He didn't seem to care too much
He called 'em like he saw 'em,
Next, the preacher bowed his head
But none of us a-sittin' there
So we just filed past the box
Ol' Shorty was a cowboy.
At least that's what some people say.
Like buffalo tracks in the deep parairie.
All the cowboys have faded away.
You might think I'm stubborn or strange,
But long as there's leather and folks eatin' beef
You'll find cowfolks a-ridin' the range.
For makin' the shoes for our feet.
And pot roasts, and T-bones, and tenderlion steaks
Are good food that we all like to eat.
As long as men walk on the ground,
As long as men need then for shoes and for food,
Then those cattle will still be around.
As long as there's saddles and rope,
As long as there's range with water and grass,
You'll see cowboys a-hittin' a lope.
By someone who really knows how.
The cowboy will be hangin' 'round just as long
As there's some kinda use for a cow!!!
--Peggy Arnold
Today there was a gatherin'
Of folks from all around
Who came to see ol' Shroty
Safely laid into the ground.
With snow and howlin' wind,
But weather couldn't turn us back
'Cause Shorty was our friend.
And filled up every pew,
Friends and family, kith and kin,
Just folks that Shorty knew.
Could easily have guessed
That Shorty was a cowboy,
By the way his friends were dressed.
Their hair cut short and neat,
With leathered hands and sunburned necks
And boots upon their feet.
And several women cried,
And even some of Shorty's pals
Got kinda teary-eyed.
A Bible verse or two,
And then he spoke about this man
That everybody knew.
'Bout church or Godly way,
And yet, he lived the kind of life
That God would likely praise.
And he made us laugh and smile.
I know it's not a lie to say
we'll miss him for a while."
And said a prayer and then
He asked if anyone would care
To eulogize our frien'.
Could offer phrase nor quote.
It's sorta hard to speak up with
A lump stuck in your throat.
And gave our friend a nod,
And then took Shorty to his grave
And tucked him 'neith the sod.
There's not much else to say.
He rode with us. He was our friend.
God speed him on his way.
--Darrel Arnold