As promised, here is a special look back at the Playboy Press Conference. And if you look down further, there's a special surprise for you.

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The scene shows a posh and beautifully kept yard, with a large fountain in the middle of a long circular driveway. Several expensive cars line the area. The camera pulls back, showing the legendary Playboy Mansion!

The doors open on a car parked near the entrance, as Bobby Heenan steps from the driver's door! Rick Rude, Kimberly, and the Ultimate Warrior also pile out of the car, dressed in their formal bests. As a valet takes Bobby's car, Heenan talks with a girl stationed at the entrance and the 4 make their way inside.

Ahmed Johnson and Rocky Miavia roll up to the mansion's security gate in Rocky's 1998 Dodge Viper. It's blue with two white racing stripes starting from the front license plate and run all the way to the back plate. The front says "Rocky" and the back says "Miavia". They both seem to be a little crowded in the small seating car. Ahmed's wearing a conservitive Polo shirt and slacks while Rocky's wearing a black silk shirt and a gold chain.

Ahmed: I'm telling you, Rock. You need to trade that damn thing in for a Hummer or something. Maybe you could get a hog like mine!

Miavia: Ahmed..hell boy. Get slaped! This Viper is so phat! Watch all the honeys SWOOM over the thing.

Ahmed leans back with a smile to watch Rocky "in action". A Playboy Bunny is walking past the car when Rocky stretches out and grabs her by the arm. Cracking a smile, he sits back into the car.

Miavia: Hey sugar. You know, me and my man Ahmed were looking for Hugh. You wouldn't happen to know where he is, would ya darlin'?

She just rolls her eyes and walks on, leading Ahmed into an erruption of laughter. Rocky pulls up to the parking attendant, sulking all the way.

The scene then switches to inside the mansion's gates. WWF Champion Diesel strolls past the camera, signing autographs for a few onlookers. Shawn Michaels is seen talking with a few Playboy bunnies, who are hooked on his every word.

The camera pans to Rick Rude, who is lowering his sunglasses to scope out a girl as she walks by... Kimberly slaps him on the arm and gives him a piece of her mind. The Warrior chuckles at the encounter.

Kimberly: Where's Sting at? I thought he'd be here for SURE!

Rude: Haven't seen him since Raw, Kimbo. Warrior?

The Warrior growls at Rude and shakes his head. Rude shrugs. Kimberly looks concerned. Just then, Bobby Heenan walks through the shot with 2 ladies on each arm, telling them stories about his career. Rude throws up his arms.

Rude: How does he DO that?

Jesse Ventura walks in wearing large neon glasses, tight green lycra pants, a poofy blue shirt, and a lai. He greets the Warrior and speaks with Rude for a moment, then his attention is diverted by two bikini clad ladies walking past. Jesse excuses himself and follows them.

The shot then changes to the press conference setting. A large podium with the Playboy logo stands on a stage, and behind it stands a large stand with a drape over it. A table to the right of the podium sees Dok Hendrix sitting next to Elizabeth. A few others are at the table, and Hugh Hefner sits at the end.

Below the stage are representitives from literally EVERY form of media. All the major network logos are seen on respective microphone cubes and on the sides of cameras. Reporters have their pens and paper in hand.

Several tables adorn the grass near the stage. Double J sits with the Roadie at the largest table, closest to the front. The other Horsemen in attendance also are seated at the table. The camera pans towards the other tables, which sit some of the other WWF Superstars seen earlier, as well as a few Hollywood stars.

Charlie Sheen can be made out at a nearby table. Pamela Anderson sits between Double J and Bobby Heenan at the Horsemen table. James Bond star Pierce Brosnan is seated with his wife and others. The people in attendance quiet down as Dok Hendrix makes his way to the podium.

Dok: If everyone can get seated, we'll get started here.

Clamoring can be heard as the people yet to be seated pile in.

Dok: All right. I'm Dok Hendrix here on behalf of the World Wrestling Federation, and we're very proud to be bringing you this press conference here today. I'm sure many of you have questions and we'll get to that in time, but right now I'd like to introduce the owner and founder of the Playboy empire, Mr. HUGH HEFNER!

The crowd claps as Hef makes his way to the podium.

Hefner: Thank you, Dok. On behalf of Playboy, I'd like to express how excited we are about this project. Many beautiful and well-known women have been featured in the pages of our magazine, but never before has one issue generated the interest worldwide that this has, or created such a sudden demand.

Hefner: It's obvious that the WWF and it's superstars are known throughout the world, and many of those stars are some of the most beautiful ladies on television. In fact, I see a few of those ladies in attendance here today.

The camera picks up Jade seated with Sensei, as well as Kimberly at the Horsemen table.

Hefner: Now if that one special lady would join me here, it's an honor to unveil to you the first issue of Playboy for 1998... featuring the World Wrestling Federation's lovely ELIZABETH!

Elizabeth and Hef pull the drape off the large stand, uncovering a large copy of the January issue of Playboy with Liz on the cover! The crowd claps, and a few people whistle. Hef and Elizabeth stand together in front of the large cover as flash bulbs pop repeatedly.

Dok: That concludes the presentation, but right now we'll open the floor to questions, so if anybody has any...

The reporters begin asking their questions to Elizabeth, who answers each one. The camera picks up the crowd in attendance leaving their seats to enjoy the mansion's facilities. All except Double J, who remains at the table, signing a few autographs and waiting on Elizabeth.

The scene changes to see the WWF superstars relaxing around the mansion. Ahmed Johnson and Rocky Miavia are seen again, this time over by the pool. They are both wearing their swimming shorts. Ahmed's baby oiled down, as he usually does when he goes swimming.

Miavia: I'm tellin ya, Ahmed! At a place like the Playboy Mansion, you need to find some good lookin honeys to work out the esentials. Watch me this time.

Ahmed stands back as Rocky, once again, interrupts two Bunnies oiling each other down. Rocky mouths "too easy" in Ahmed's direction.

Miavia: Excuse me ladies. You wouldn't mind it if I joined you, would ya?

First Bunny: Actually, yes we would. There are some girls over there with low self esteem if you want to hit on them.

Rocky quickly sits up and sulks away, grabing Ahmed who can't help but laugh.

Elizabeth finishes answering questions, and greets Jarrett with a hug at the table. Hefner walks up to both of them, shaking Double J's hand. Jesse Ventura strolls up, congratulating Elizabeth. Double J suddenly begins pointing and shouting for security as MEAN GENE passes through! Jarrett races off to find the person who let Okerlund inside.

Jesse walks up to Hef, and asks him a question in his ear. Hef laughs, shakes his head, and moves on snickering. Elizabeth looks around, having been left alone... and finds THE KING! Lawler gives Elizabeth grief for her prank on Raw, but Liz calms him down by pointing out a group of girls sunbathing not far off. The King races towards them.

Rick Rude and Kimberly lounge in their bathing attire near the pool as well. Kimberly has on a SMALL pink bikini, attracting several stares from nearby watchers. Bobby Heenan plops down on the lounge chair beside her... as a woman races past the pool! The ROADIE chases behind her, shouting about getting her number!

Rude: I thought Flash was gonna show.

Bobby: I don't know... why don't you go call?

Rude: Good idea.

Rude stands up and heads off, as Bobby takes immediate advantage of Rude's absence and sits way back in his seat, positioning his gaze directly down Kimberly's top. The usually unaware Kim actually notices Bobby's stare.

Kimberly: What?! Did I spill something?

Kimberly looks down at the front of her bikini top, searching for a stain.

Bobby: Uh... yeah, you did! Right there. Here, take that off and I'll go clean it for you.

Kimberly actually appears to think about the suggestion, but then realizes what Bobby's intentions are.

Kimberly: BOBBY!

Heenan shrugs and the two begin discussing WWF affairs. Nearby the pool, Pamela sits with the Ultimate Warrior. Double J and Elizabeth head over and join them, and Liz and Pamela engage in gobs of girl talk. Jarrett and the Warrior shake their heads and excuse themselves from the table, heading off to watch a game of volleyball that's been started in the pool.

The game pits a team of the WWF superstars against fans and mansion staff, and the superstars seem incredibly outmatched. Rick Rude and the King see this and appear to defect to the other team. The Warrior dives in and takes their spot.

Bobby and Kimberly stand to watch, standing with Double J at the edge. Elizabeth and Pamela soon join them. Jarrett eyes Liz and then the pool, recalling her recent actions on the Zone. During a pause in the game, Double J LIFTS Elizabeth up, teetering her near the edge! Liz screams and protests!

Just then, the girl the Roadie had been chasing nears the area, checking behind her. She has apparently lost sight of him, as she sighs with relief and dives into the pool. The Roadie then rushes up behind Pamela, looking for the girl.

Roadie: C'mon... are you busy NEXT Friday?!

Bobby sees the potential fun and quickly pulls Pamela aside, as the Roadie rushes through... slipping on the edge and falling into the NET set up in the pool! The game participants boo and splash the Road Dog as he untangles himself. The Warrior bounces the volleyball off the side of the Roadie's head.

Double J and Elizabeth crack up at the sight, and Jarrett has to set Liz down. Taking the chance, Elizabeth SHOVES Jarrett into the pool! The onlookers laugh and clap, as Jarrett quickly climbs out and chases Liz around the grounds.

The scene then changes to the outside once again. The reporters load up their vans and head off. Heenan, Rude, Kim, and the Warrior climb into their car and pull out. Heenan honks part of a rhythm on the horn, which Rocky Miavia finishes from the seat of his car, where he sits with Ahmed.

Now in Rocky's Viper, the two are pulling away from the famous mansion.

Miavia: DAMN IT! I don't understand! Those lines get me girls...all the time. I don't understand it.

Ahmed: Well, Cassanova, you gotta remember where you're at.

Miavia: True. My charm and ravishing good looks may be an every day thing to girls like those. BUT STILL! I'm not just anybody...I'M ROCKY MIAVIA!

Ahmed: When was the last time you think those girls sat down and watched RASSLIN MAN?!

Rocky ponders deeply over that question.

Miavia: But still...DAMN IT! I blew a chance most men only get to DREAM about!

Johnson just shakes his head as the two roll out of the camera's view. The last of the visitors head out, as the sun sets behind the mansion, creating a beautiful sight. Adding to the beauty, Elizabeth comes through the gates, with Jarrett behind her.

The two embrace and begin to kiss as their limo pulls up to meet them. Jarrett opens the door and lets Elizabeth in, then climbs in himself. The limo slowly pulls out... as the Roadie rushes from the gates!

Roadie: HEY! WAIT!

The limo's breaks screech and the sunroof opens... the Roadie leaps onto the back of the car, climbs on top, and shimmys his way down into the interior. The car pulls away as the gates of the mansion close, and the day comes to an end.