Weasel's Words of Wisdom
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- Say hello to Weasel (the enduring classic.)
- Still your tongue while with the Weasel.
- Find a place in your home for the Weasel!
- Throw an alley oop to the Weasel!
- Put a Weasel in the White House.
- Dress a Weasel and bring him out in public?
- Set the Weasel straight.
- Eat a Weasel!
- Cast a vote for a Weasel.
- Shed a tear for the Weasel.
- Say walley walley foo foo to the Weasel!
- Have a chat with a local Weasel.
- Don't worry, be happy with the Weasel.
- Buy a round for the Weasel.
- Rock and roll with a Weasel - today!
- Find some time for the Weasel.
- Bottom's up with the Weasel (not buns up.)
- Take a snooze for the Weasel.
- Teach a Weasel.
- Bend over backwards for the Weasel.
- Bend over forwards for the Weasel. Buns up and kneeling.
- Don't mess with the Weasel.
- Show the Weasel the right way!
- Shine a light on the Weasel.
- Spin a yarn for the Weasel.
- Quoth the Weasel, "Never more".
- Pin a tail on the Weasel!
- Tell a bedtime story to the Weasel.
- Give an order to a Weasel.
- Polish a few off with the Weasel.
- Detox a Weasel.
- Rescue a Weasel in distress.
- Take a three-hour tour with the Weasel!
- Have a bourbon, scotch and beer with the Weasel.
- Pica Weasel.
- Have a cold one with the Weasel.
- Strangle a Weasel!
- Make a book deal with a Weasel.
- Give an order to a Weasel.
- Stay in touch with the Weasel.
- Send a wireless to the Weasel.
- Say something in English to the Weasel.
- Beam up a Weasel.
- Take a whiff of the Weasel.
- Follow a Weasel to your destiny!
- Book a Weasel today!
- Buy a used car from the Weasel.
- I'm dreaming of a white Weasel.
- Drop a line to the Weasel.
- Let your fingers do the walkin' with the Weasel.
- Pinstripe a Weasel.
- Help a Weasel through the maze of cyberspace!
- Make a Weasel remember.
- To be or not to be a Weasel.
- Spin a rhyme for the Weasel.
- Send a Weasel to bed without his supper!
- Three chairs for the Weasel!
- Have a cow with the Weasel.
- Pitch a trailer with the Weasel.
- Level with a Weasel.
- Listen to the Weasel.
- Never make excuses to the Weasel!
- Beware of the Bar Weasel!
- Share a verse or two with the Weasel.
- Go cloak and dagger with a Weasel.
- Whip a Weasel with a willow until he wails.
- Stir a Weasel into action.
- Boogie until you puke with the Weasel!
- Have a chuckle with the Weasel.
- Never try to argue with a Weasel about the Boogie.
- Don't take sh*t from a Weasel.
- Beware the Weasel who throws down the gauntlet!
- You cannot petition the Weasel with Prayer!
- Plead with a Weasel (and his brother) not to treat the Bimp Man like a circus geek,
- You cannot teach an old Weasel new tricks!
- Bare your soul to the Weasel.
- I'm a Weasel Doody Dandy.
- Help me, oh help me, please Weasel, there's a hole where there once was a heart...
- Nothing is clear with the Weasel!
- Say yellow to Dweezil!
- Bare your soul (not your ass) to the Weasel.
- Only the Weasel knows for sure.
- Invite the Weasel next time.
- Go fishin' with a Weasel.
- Send a Weasel on a wood run.
- Drop a line to the Weasel,
- Send a Weasel to camp.
- Tell the Weasel where it's at.
- Happy Holidays with the Weasel.
- Go tell it to the Weasel.
- Send a Weasel undercover.