Redneck Computer Terms
for southern wanna-be's....heheheheh....
- LOG ON:
- Making the woodstove hotter
- LOG OFF:
- Don't add no more wood
- MONITOR:
- Keepin an eye on that woodstove
- DOWNLOAD:
- Gettin' the farwood ofn the truck
- MEGA HERTZ:
- When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded.
- FLOPPY DISK:
- Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
- RAM:
- That thar thang whut splits the farwood
- HARD DRIVE:
- Gettin home in the winter taim
- PROMPT:
- Whut the mail ain't in the winter taim
- WINDOWS:
- Whut to shut when it gits cold outside
- SCREEN:
- Whut to shut when its black fly season.
- BYTE:
- Whut them dang flies do.
- CHIPS:
- Munchies fer the TV
- MICRO CHIP:
- Whuts left in the munchie bag
- INFRARED:
- Where the leftover munchies go---Fred eats 'em
- MODEM:
- Whatcha did to the hay fields
- DOT MATRIX:
- Ole Dan Matrix's wife
- LAP TOP:
- Whur the kitty sleeps
- KEYBOARD:
- Whur ya hang the dang keys
- SOFTWARE:
- Them dang plastik forks and knifs
- MOUSE:
- What eats the grain in the barn
- MAIN FRAME:
- Holds up the barn roof
- PORT:
- Fancy Flatlander wine
- ENTER:
- Northern fer "c'mon in, y'all"
- RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:
- When ya cain't member whut ya paid fer yer new shotgun ...when yer wife asks.
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