Hold on there

Heck in all the rucus of getting a new visitor, I almost forgot to ask ya...

          
            Is you old enough to drink?

Well as for us down here at the Down Home, we don't much care how old ye is, but these city folk, whoo wee, do they cause a stink.

So if you'd be so kind as to let me card ya, I'd me much obliged.

Now let me see the card:

FIRST: MIDDLE: LAST:

E-MAIL

How many years young is ya?
0-13 13-17 18-30 21-23 24-29 30-39 40-49 50-62 OldFart

Is ya worth marry'n my daughter?
young'n College Edumacate'n 40 hour work week City Folk

We'd sure like to hear what ya all have to say about Down Home!
Give a down home good ol' boy some advise...

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