20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

  1. It's an incentive to show up.

  2. It leads to more honest communications.

  3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

  4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

  5. It encourages car pooling.

  6. It increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

  7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

  8. It makes fellow employees look better.

  9. It makes the take-out food taste better.

  10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they're wasted.

  11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

  12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

  13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

  14. It eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

  15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

  16. It's easier to put up with my manager.

  17. My customers are happier.

  18. My bar bill decreases.

  19. My sales commission program is more flexible.

  20. All leads are good.

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