• SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
  
  
• GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
  
  
• IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
  
  
• MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
  
  
• PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
  
  
• COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
  
  
• DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
  
  
• IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
  
  
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
  
  
• WARNING: I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
  
  
• GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE. . . WHO CARES?
  
  
• NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
  
  
• AND YOUR POINT IS?
  
  
• WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
  
  
• OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY. . . I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
  
  
• DON'T START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
  
  
• YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP.
  
  
• ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
  
  
• I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
  
  
• HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
  
  
• SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
  
  
• IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
  
  
• DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
  
  
• AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS BECAUSE?
  
  
• HANG UP AND DRIVE! NOBODY'S THAT IMPORTANT.

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