Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name:_________________________
(If unsure, guess)
First name:
(Check as many as apply)
[ ] Billy-Bob [ ] Bobby-Sue
[ ] Billy-Joe [ ] Bobby-Jo
[ ] Billy-Ray [ ] Bobby-Ann
[ ] Billy-Sue [ ] Bobby-Lee
[ ] Billy-Mae [ ] Bobby-Ellen
[ ] Billy-Jack [ ] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age:___
(if unsure, guess)

Sex:
[ ] M [ ] F
[ ] Not sure

Shoe Size:
Left ___ Right ___

Occupation:
(Check as many as apply)
[ ] Farmer [ ] Mechanic
[ ] Hair Dresser [ ] Waitress
[ ] Unemployed [ ] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name:___________________________
2nd Spouse's Name:___________________________
3rd Spouse's Name:___________________________
Spell S-P-O-U-S-E___________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(Check as many as apply)
[ ] Sister [ ] Aunt
[ ] Brother [ ] Uncle
[ ] Mother [ ] Son
[ ] Father [ ] Daughter
[ ] Cousin [ ] Pet

Number of children living in household:___
Number of children living in shed:___
Number of children that are yours:___

Mother's Name:_______________________
Father's Name:_______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
(Circle highest grade completed)

Do you:
[ ] Own [ ] Rent
Your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___
Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks ___

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
Truck ___ Kitchen ___
Bedroom ___ Bathroom ___
Shed ___ Living room ___

Model and year of your pickup:_____________ 196___

Do you have a gun rack?
[ ] Yes [ ] No
If no, please explain:________________________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[ ] The National Enquirer [ ] The Globe
[ ] TV Guide [ ] Soap Opera Digest
[ ] Rifle and Shotgun [ ] Armed and Ready!

Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO ___

How often do you bathe:
[ ] Weekly [ ] Monthly
[ ] Yearly [ ] N/A

How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:
[ ] Yellow [ ] Brownish-Yellow
[ ] Brown [ ] Black
[ ] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[ ]Skoal [ ] Red-Man
[ ]Copenhagen

How far is your home from a paved road?
[ ] 1 mile [ ] 2 miles
[ ] Over 2 miles [ ] What's a paved road?

Signature:
______________________________________________
(X will do)
Witness:
______________________________________________
(If signed with X)

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