Employee Performance Evaluation Form
Employee: Date:
Position: SSN:
Circle the attribute in each category that best suits the employee's proficiency in that area.
Knowledge Accuracy
  1. The son of a bitch really knows his shit.

  2. Knows just enough to be dangerous.

  3. Only possesses half a brain and is very dangerous.

  4. Fucking brain damaged.
  1. Excellent worker if not preoccupied with sex.

  2. Pretty good, occasionally blows it out his ass.

  3. Has to take his shoes off to count past 10.
Attitude Appearance
  1. Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass.

  2. Fucking little Brown Noser.

  3. Often pisses off co-workers.

  4. Doesn't give a shit, never did, never will.
  1. Extremely neat. Even combs his pubic hair.

  2. Looks great at evaluation time.

  3. Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a bitch.

  4. Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him.
Ability Performance
  1. Really a dependable little asshole.

  2. Can rely on him to be the first one out the door.

  3. Has difficulty pouring water from a boot with instructions on the bottom.

  4. Totally fucking worthless.
  1. Goes like hell if there's money in it for him.

  2. Does all kinds of shit at evaluation time.

  3. Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes.

  4. Couldn't do less work if in a coma.
Leadership  
  1. Carries a chainsaw and gets good results.

  2. Better leader than MacArthur, to hear him tell it.

  3. Occasionally told to get bent.

  4. Mother Theresa would tell him to get bent.

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FORM 1064-398-OAZ-MOD Revised: 08/22/2004

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