That's What Friends Are For!

For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of truth!

When you're sad… I'll get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you're blue… I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile… I'll know you finally got laid.

When you're scared… I'll rag you about it every chance I get.

When you're worried… I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you're confused… I'll use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you're sick… I'll hold your hair while you scream "Europe" at the toilet.

When you fall… I'll point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath… I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask… Because you're my friend.

Email a copy of this to ten of your closest friends by entering their address in the box:

  

and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyways.

A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

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