She is not a "Babe" or a "Chick" - She is a Breasted American.

She does not have a "Killer Body" - She is Terminally Attractive.

She does not have "Major League Hooters" - She is Pectorally Superior.

She does not have "Breast Implants" - She is Gravity Resistant.

She has not "Been Around" - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.

She is not "Kinky" - She is an Uninhibited Sexual Companion.

She is not "Easy" - She is Horizontally Accessable.

She is not a "Slut" - She is Sexually Extroverted.

She is not "Horny" - She is Sexually Focused.

She does not "Tease" or "Flirt" - She engages in Artificial Stimulation.

She does not "Get You Excited" - She causes Temporary Blood Displacement.

She is not a "Screamer" or a "Moaner" - She is Vocally Appreciative.

She is not a "Bleached Blonde" - She is Peroxide Dependent.

She does not wear "Too Much Jewelry" - She is Metallically Overburdened.

She does not wear "Too Much Perfume" - She commits Fragrance Abuse.

She does not wear "Too Much Makeup" -She has reached Cosmetic Saturation.

She is not an "Airhead" - She is Intellectually Impaired.

She is not "Dumb" - She has made a Detour From The Information Superhighway.

She is not "Drunk" or "Tipsy" - She is Chemically Inconvienced.

She is not "Fat" or "Chubby" - She has achieved Maximum Density.

She does not "Gain Weight" - She is a Metabolic Underachiever.

She is not "Cold" or "Frigid" - She is Thermally Inaccessable.

She is not a "Bad Cook" - She is Microwave Compatible.

She is not "Conceited" - She is Intimately Aware of Her Best Qualities.

She is not "Too Skinny" - She is Skeletally Prominent.

She does not "Have a Moustache" - She is In Touch With Her Masculine Side.

She does not "Hate Televised Sports" - She is Athletically Ignorant.

She does not "Go Shopping" - She is Mall Fluent.

She does not "Nag You" - She becomes Verbally Repetitive.

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