Top 50 OXYMORONS:
 
 50. Act naturally.
 49. Found missing.
 48. Resident alien.
 47. Advanced BASIC.
 46. Genuine imitation.
 45. Airline food.
 44. Good grief.
 43. Same difference.
 42. Almost exactly.
 41. Government organization.
 40. Sanitary landfill.
 39. Alone together.
 38. Legally drunk.
 37. Silent scream.
 36. British fashion.
 35. Living dead.
 34. Small crowd.
 33. Business ethics.
 32. Soft rock.
 31. Butt Head.
 30. Military Intelligence.
 29. Software documentation.
 28. New York culture.
 27. New classic.
 26. Sweet sorrow.
 25. Childproof.
 24. "Now, then ..."
 23. Synthetic natural gas.
 22. Christian Scientists.
 21. Passive aggression.
 20. Taped live.
 19. Clearly misunderstood.
 18. Peace force.
 17. Extinct life.
 16. Temporary tax increase.
 15. Computer jock.
 14. Plastic glasses.
 13. Terribly pleased.
 12. Computer security.
 11. Political science.
 10. Tight slacks.
  9. Definite maybe.
  8. Pretty ugly.
  7. Twelve-ounce pound cake.
  6. Diet ice cream.
  5. Rap music.
  4. Working vacation.
  3. Exact estimate.
  2. Religious tolerance.
  1. Microsoft Works.
 
 The NEXT 50:
 
 Oxymorons #2
 
 50. Chicken fajitas
 49. Government assistance
 48. Net security
 47. Jump start
 46. Film critic
 45. Marriage councilor
 44. Sex education
 43. Golf fashion
 42. Sleeper hit
 41. Word Perfect
 40. Artificial intelligence
 39. Religious Right
 38. Post Modern
 37. German food
 36. Bug fix
 35. Near miss
 34. Republican Party
 33. Legal ethics
 32. Postal service
 31. Jumbo shrimp
 30. Bureaucratic efficiencies
 29. Half naked
 28. Freezer burn
 27. Old news
 26. White chocolate
 25. Working vacation
 24. Loose tights
 23. Original copy
 22. Recorded live (version of #20. Taped live)
 21. Dull roar
 20. Plastic silverware
 19. Fresh frozen
 18. Service station
 17. Common courtesy
 16. Foolproof instructions
 15. Moral Majority
 14. Deficit spending
 13. Social Security
 12. Half full
 11. Exxon cleanup
 10. Compassionate management
  9. Truthful tabloids
  8. Reagan memoirs
  7. Holy war
  6. Clean coal
  5. Friendly fire
  4. Professional wrestling
  3. Soviet Union
  2. Job security
  1. Rock music

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